The Damn Hos, Why Are You Such a Greedy Draft ***** Mock

[JohnnyHopkins]

Interestingly enough, I was really hoping if Iupati is not there and they are not enamored with Pouncey, that they try to trade down and grab those very players that you reference in your two second and two third picks. I think Nate Allen and Fox in particular will be considered absolute steals three years from now.

That Pats scenario is not at all going to happen, but I wouldn't rule out a sign and trade deal for a third round pick.

 

[Hostile]

BTW, I was not trying to be realistic. I was bored and trying to have a little fun.

 

[TwoCentPlain]

Where's the kicker and where is Cody in the 2nd rd?

Modify it a little. Say Sensabaugh signs elsewhere and we get another 2nd rd pick. Just put Cody right there in the 2nd rd. Churn Siavali.

And take Iuati out and hopefully NT Dan Williams will be there. Churn Hatcher or Spears. Trade either for a later pick and grab Tiffin. Churn Suisham.

 

[TellerMorrow34]

Mostly because I am a greedy Draft *****. I am adding a new feature called churn. It will mention who the draft pick replaces.

Let's play. The Patriots, desperately in need of a DE sign Marcus Spears and we receive their 1st round pick, #22. The Vikings, desperate for a SS make an offer for Gerald Sensabaugh and we get their 2nd round pick, #62.

1st round...#22...from Patriots...Mike Iupati, OG, Idaho, 6'5", 330. Nothing will convince me this isn't the guy Dallas wants the most. I think they would move Kosier to backup LG and start Iupati. Maybe not from game 1, but he will start in 2010. I considered being a real greedy ***** and claiming Rolando McClain drops this far, but I backed away from that and took the guy I really do believe they want. Churn...Montrae Holland.

Phone rings...It's Al Davis and he just has to have Taylor Mays or Golden Tate, you pick which one he covets most. We get the Raiders 2nd (#39) and 3rd (#69) round picks for our 1st round pick, #27.

2nd round...#39...from Raiders...Dexter McCluster, KR/PR/WR/RB, Ole Miss, 5'9", 172. Our biggest need is to give the Offense better field position. Having this kid as a dedicated Return man accomplishes that need in big ways. 4.36 speed. I'm sold. He could develop into a #3 WR some day. Could be really dangerous on screens or in the slot. Churn...Sam Hurd.

2nd round...#59...Nate Allen, FS, South Florida, 6'0", 205. We have a good pipeline to South Florida and we use it to our advantage. One of the more under rated Safeties in this Draft because there are so many recognizable names. What's in a name? Not as much as what's in a heart, and this guy loves football. Churn...Sensabaugh.

Phone rings...Cleveland wants to take a chance on Colt McCoy before the Rams grab him at the top of the 3rd. They offer their 3rd round pick, #71 and their 5th round pick, #131, for the #62 pick we've acquired from the Vikings.

3rd round...#69...from Raiders...Dorin Dickerson, FB/H-Back/TE, Pittsburgh, 6'2", 225. Once again, this will be the most hated pick I make. Out of the backfield, this guy is the most dangerous pass catcher projected to FB in years. He has unreal speed. He has experience at WR as well and is a true matchup issue in the slot. Big time plus, he recognizes and picks up blitzes. Dallas loves the guy. If he is there, they are going to try and grab him. Churn...Deon Anderson.

3rd round...#71...from Browns...Jason Fox, OT, Miami, 6'6", 305. This move will allow Free to be the RT in the future when Fox is ready. This guy has a great motor and real football smarts. He is a 3rd round steal. Churn...Pat McQuistan.

3rd round...#91...Sean Lee, ILB, Penn State, 6'2", 235. If not for an ACL injury he might have been a 1st round choice. Remember the name because the interest is there. Churn...Steve Octavien.

4th round...#123...Eric Olsen, C, Notre Dame, 6'4", 305. Quite simply one of the players I hope we get. I think he is perfect for the job once Gurode is ready to find the rocking chair. There is time to groom him as well. Churn...Duke Preston.

5th round...#131...from Browns...Rafael Priest, CB, TCU, 5'10", 185. One of the better CBs most have never heard of. No one throws at the guy. In 11 games he had only 18 tackles, but 6 pass deflections. A true nose for the football kind of kid. Provides instant depth. Churn...Cletis Gordon.

6th round...#187...Trindon Holiday, KR/PR/WR, LSU, 5'5", 170. I am willing to take a flier on a kid this fast when I have a team this close and this many draft picks. He is insurance. Churn...Shaun Suisham.

7th round...#219...Clifton Geathers, DE, South Carolina, 6'7", 300. Bowen will start, Dixon might make the team. Geathers will be groomed and could contribute. May go to the Practice Squad first. Churn...Spears.




I know, I know. But tell me what you think of it anyway.

Completely unrealistic. Has zero shot of happening. It's nothing more than a giant tease.

You're a jerk.

But you're a jerk that I like and I'd do back flips (even though I can't actually do back flips) if we had this kind of draft happen.

So you sir, jerk that you are, provided my favorite mock thus far this year. Despite that it's got less than a 0% chance of turning out this way.

Tease.

 

[Primetime42]

Mostly because I am a greedy Draft *****. I am adding a new feature called churn. It will mention who the draft pick replaces.

Let's play. The Patriots, desperately in need of a DE sign Marcus Spears and we receive their 1st round pick, #22. The Vikings, desperate for a SS make an offer for Gerald Sensabaugh and we get their 2nd round pick, #62.

1st round...#22...from Patriots...Mike Iupati, OG, Idaho, 6'5", 330. Nothing will convince me this isn't the guy Dallas wants the most. I think they would move Kosier to backup LG and start Iupati. Maybe not from game 1, but he will start in 2010. I considered being a real greedy ***** and claiming Rolando McClain drops this far, but I backed away from that and took the guy I really do believe they want. Churn...Montrae Holland.

Phone rings...It's Al Davis and he just has to have Taylor Mays or Golden Tate, you pick which one he covets most. We get the Raiders 2nd (#39) and 3rd (#69) round picks for our 1st round pick, #27.

2nd round...#39...from Raiders...Dexter McCluster, KR/PR/WR/RB, Ole Miss, 5'9", 172. Our biggest need is to give the Offense better field position. Having this kid as a dedicated Return man accomplishes that need in big ways. 4.36 speed. I'm sold. He could develop into a #3 WR some day. Could be really dangerous on screens or in the slot. Churn...Sam Hurd.

2nd round...#59...Nate Allen, FS, South Florida, 6'0", 205. We have a good pipeline to South Florida and we use it to our advantage. One of the more under rated Safeties in this Draft because there are so many recognizable names. What's in a name? Not as much as what's in a heart, and this guy loves football. Churn...Sensabaugh.

Phone rings...Cleveland wants to take a chance on Colt McCoy before the Rams grab him at the top of the 3rd. They offer their 3rd round pick, #71 and their 5th round pick, #131, for the #62 pick we've acquired from the Vikings.

3rd round...#69...from Raiders...Dorin Dickerson, FB/H-Back/TE, Pittsburgh, 6'2", 225. Once again, this will be the most hated pick I make. Out of the backfield, this guy is the most dangerous pass catcher projected to FB in years. He has unreal speed. He has experience at WR as well and is a true matchup issue in the slot. Big time plus, he recognizes and picks up blitzes. Dallas loves the guy. If he is there, they are going to try and grab him. Churn...Deon Anderson.

3rd round...#71...from Browns...Jason Fox, OT, Miami, 6'6", 305. This move will allow Free to be the RT in the future when Fox is ready. This guy has a great motor and real football smarts. He is a 3rd round steal. Churn...Pat McQuistan.

3rd round...#91...Sean Lee, ILB, Penn State, 6'2", 235. If not for an ACL injury he might have been a 1st round choice. Remember the name because the interest is there. Churn...Steve Octavien.

4th round...#123...Eric Olsen, C, Notre Dame, 6'4", 305. Quite simply one of the players I hope we get. I think he is perfect for the job once Gurode is ready to find the rocking chair. There is time to groom him as well. Churn...Duke Preston.

5th round...#131...from Browns...Rafael Priest, CB, TCU, 5'10", 185. One of the better CBs most have never heard of. No one throws at the guy. In 11 games he had only 18 tackles, but 6 pass deflections. A true nose for the football kind of kid. Provides instant depth. Churn...Cletis Gordon.

6th round...#187...Trindon Holiday, KR/PR/WR, LSU, 5'5", 170. I am willing to take a flier on a kid this fast when I have a team this close and this many draft picks. He is insurance. Churn...Shaun Suisham.

7th round...#219...Clifton Geathers, DE, South Carolina, 6'7", 300. Bowen will start, Dixon might make the team. Geathers will be groomed and could contribute. May go to the Practice Squad first. Churn...Spears.




I know, I know. But tell me what you think of it anyway.

I'm doing backflips if this happens

 

[casmith07]

Haven't you heard? He gave up football to become a deity. He is on Mt. Olympus besting Hercules' own efforts in the 12 labors.

My commander just came in my office and told me to "stop joking around and get some work done...all that damn laughter."
:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:

 

[bbgun]

How can we steal so much without the aid of Mike Lynn?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

That's a good thing, right?

As far as mock draft whoring is concerned...yes

 

[JustDezIt]

Championship!

 

[KingintheNorth]

Good job Hos....

 

[Phrozen Phil]

BTW, I was not trying to be realistic. I was bored and trying to have a little fun.

I can't believe it! Frankly, this draft is no more fantastic than some of the so-called "expert" mocks that I've seen. How close does anybody get to the real McCoy?

 

[DFWJC]

I know...all in good fun. Go for it! What a dream *****!

I just looked at the new mock 2.0 on NFL.com.....Iupati did not go in Rd1...they are nuts.

They had the Cowboys getting a steal due to unusual circumstances....getting Dez Bryant at #27.

http://www.nfl.com/draft/story?id=09000d5d816d8732&template=with-video-with-comments&confirm=true

 

[FuzzyLumpkins]

Hos u sure love to overrate and overdraft FB. And I'd wager we part with Hamlin before Sensabaugh.

 

[rkell87]

is this the one you are submitting for the contest? lol

truthfully that just looks like a list of players the cowboys seem interested in but i would weep with joy if all this happened

 

[silverbear]

Completely unrealistic. Has zero shot of happening. It's nothing more than a giant tease.

You're a jerk.

But you're a jerk that I like and I'd do back flips (even though I can't actually do back flips) if we had this kind of draft happen.

So you sir, jerk that you are, provided my favorite mock thus far this year. Despite that it's got less than a 0% chance of turning out this way.

Tease.

Hey, that's what greedy ****** do...

Then they charge you fifty bucks... pay the man...

 

[DeaconBlues]

Mostly because I am a greedy Draft *****. I am adding a new feature called churn. It will mention who the draft pick replaces.

Let's play. The Patriots, desperately in need of a DE sign Marcus Spears and we receive their 1st round pick, #22. The Vikings, desperate for a SS make an offer for Gerald Sensabaugh and we get their 2nd round pick, #62.

That might just be the funniest thing you ever wrote.

 

[Hostile]

is this the one you are submitting for the contest? lol

truthfully that just looks like a list of players the cowboys seem interested in but i would weep with joy if all this happened

Goodness no. I was just screwing around.

 

[rkell87]

Goodness no. I was just screwing around.

whats going on with that btw, have yall agreed on the rules and whatnot

 

[Stash]

1st round...#22...from Patriots...Mike Iupati, OG, Idaho, 6'5", 330. Nothing will convince me this isn't the guy Dallas wants the most. I think they would move Kosier to backup LG and start Iupati. Maybe not from game 1, but he will start in 2010. I considered being a real greedy ***** and claiming Rolando McClain drops this far, but I backed away from that and took the guy I really do believe they want. Churn...Montrae Holland.

Phone rings...It's Al Davis and he just has to have Taylor Mays or Golden Tate, you pick which one he covets most. We get the Raiders 2nd (#39) and 3rd (#69) round picks for our 1st round pick, #27.

2nd round...#39...from Raiders...Dexter McCluster, KR/PR/WR/RB, Ole Miss, 5'9", 172. Our biggest need is to give the Offense better field position. Having this kid as a dedicated Return man accomplishes that need in big ways. 4.36 speed. I'm sold. He could develop into a #3 WR some day. Could be really dangerous on screens or in the slot. Churn...Sam Hurd.

2nd round...#59...Nate Allen, FS, South Florida, 6'0", 205. We have a good pipeline to South Florida and we use it to our advantage. One of the more under rated Safeties in this Draft because there are so many recognizable names. What's in a name? Not as much as what's in a heart, and this guy loves football. Churn...Sensabaugh.

Phone rings...Cleveland wants to take a chance on Colt McCoy before the Rams grab him at the top of the 3rd. They offer their 3rd round pick, #71 and their 5th round pick, #131, for the #62 pick we've acquired from the Vikings.

3rd round...#69...from Raiders...Dorin Dickerson, FB/H-Back/TE, Pittsburgh, 6'2", 225. Once again, this will be the most hated pick I make. Out of the backfield, this guy is the most dangerous pass catcher projected to FB in years. He has unreal speed. He has experience at WR as well and is a true matchup issue in the slot. Big time plus, he recognizes and picks up blitzes. Dallas loves the guy. If he is there, they are going to try and grab him. Churn...Deon Anderson.

3rd round...#71...from Browns...Jason Fox, OT, Miami, 6'6", 305. This move will allow Free to be the RT in the future when Fox is ready. This guy has a great motor and real football smarts. He is a 3rd round steal. Churn...Pat McQuistan.

3rd round...#91...Sean Lee, ILB, Penn State, 6'2", 235. If not for an ACL injury he might have been a 1st round choice. Remember the name because the interest is there. Churn...Steve Octavien.

4th round...#123...Eric Olsen, C, Notre Dame, 6'4", 305. Quite simply one of the players I hope we get. I think he is perfect for the job once Gurode is ready to find the rocking chair. There is time to groom him as well. Churn...Duke Preston.

5th round...#131...from Browns...Rafael Priest, CB, TCU, 5'10", 185. One of the better CBs most have never heard of. No one throws at the guy. In 11 games he had only 18 tackles, but 6 pass deflections. A true nose for the football kind of kid. Provides instant depth. Churn...Cletis Gordon.

6th round...#187...Trindon Holiday, KR/PR/WR, LSU, 5'5", 170. I am willing to take a flier on a kid this fast when I have a team this close and this many draft picks. He is insurance. Churn...Shaun Suisham.

7th round...#219...Clifton Geathers, DE, South Carolina, 6'7", 300. Bowen will start, Dixon might make the team. Geathers will be groomed and could contribute. May go to the Practice Squad first. Churn...Spears.




I know, I know. But tell me what you think of it anyway.

Yeah, looks like a dream come true.

Great players at great spots to fill most every need the team has.

Like most have said, there's no chance that anyone - much less the Patriots - give up a #1 pick for Spears. Maybe if they threw in Barber to team with Maroney - you might have a chance.

But it is a wonderful dream anyway...