The Dress...

[trickblue]

The Dress

Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement -- not even her parents' nasty divorce.

Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!

A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new young wife had bought the exact same dress!

Jennifer asked her to exchange it, but she refused. "Absolutely not. I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it," she replied.

Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, "Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day."

A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress. When they later stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked Her mother, "Are you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it. "

She just smiled and replied, "Of course I do, dear.

I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner!"​

 

[Yeagermeister]

Don't mess with a woman and her dress

 

[k19]

Is there more to this then what meets the eye?????????

*Names have been changed to protect trick, I mean the innocent *

 

[WoodysGirl]

Don't mess with a woman and her dress

You got that right, Yeager. That sounds like something I'd do, too.

 

[Yeagermeister]

You got that right, Yeager. That sounds like something I'd do, too.

You'd probably spill something on her dress also

 

[WoodysGirl]

You'd probably spill something on her dress also

No, but I'd crowd her so she'd rub up against a dirty car or something...

 

[Yeagermeister]

No, but I'd crowd her so she'd rub up against a dirty car or something...

You women are mean

 

[WoodysGirl]

You women are mean

They didn't make a movie called "Mean Girls" for nothing.

 

[trickblue]

You'd probably spill something on her dress also

 

[k19]

 

[jamez25]

that's a whole nother topic...

 

[silverbear]

Imagine if you will the melody to Elton John's "Don't Let the Sun Go Down On Me":

Yes I lied
And left a stain upon the blue dress
My advisors
Said I'd never testify

I had desires
So Monica knelt before me
Wouldn't you
H*ll have you seen my wife??

I let an intern go down on me
I go from town to town, dispensing presidential seed
I walk the halls of power
With my pants around my knees

But now I'm losing everything
'Cause I let an intern go down on me...

I have a wav file of that song saved, and it always DESTROYS me... so does the parody of the Bee Gees song "You Don't Know What It's Like", about the John Wayne Bobbitt incident... or the ripoff of "Cats In The Cradle", titled "Cat's In The Kettle" (about a Chinese restaurant)..

It seems there are a lot of Weird Al Yankovics out there...

 

[Banned_n_austin]

Imagine if you will the melody to Elton John's "Don't Let the Sun Go Down On Me":

Yes I lied
And left a stain upon the blue dress
My advisors
Said I'd never testify

I had desires
So Monica knelt before me
Wouldn't you
H*ll have you seen my wife??

I let an intern go down on me
I go from town to town, dispensing presidential seed
I walk the halls of power
With my pants around my knees

But now I'm losing everything
'Cause I let an intern go down on me...

I have a wav file of that song saved, and it always DESTROYS me... so does the parody of the Bee Gees song "You Don't Know What It's Like", about the John Wayne Bobbitt incident... or the ripoff of "Cats In The Cradle", titled "Cat's In The Kettle" (about a Chinese restaurant)..

It seems there are a lot of Weird Al Yankovics out there...

:laugh2:

Good stuff, Silverbear.

Have you seen my wife?