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Once upon a Christmas Evening, when my thoughts had turned to dreaming,
Over all playoff scenarios that could become tomorrow's Cowboy lore,
While soon division champs were planning, in the meeting TO was napping, suddenly there came a tapping, as if some foul bird was gently scratching, rapping at the Division Championship door, ' 'Tis only Philly,' Parcells muttered,'tapping at my film room door- Only this, and nothing more.'

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the final playoff push of December,
And each separate dying NFC member wrought its season on the floor.
Eagerly I wished the morrow would bring a Saint defeat to borrow a better record than the taunters that had ruined aspirations of a bye and to vanquish ghosts of that great sorrow and declare New Orleans nevermore.

The thoughts of gameplans that left me gasping, thrilled me by my simple asking of whom would cover the flats from fullbacks, this filled me with a terror I had never felt before. So now to calm the beating of my heart, Parcells reminded us of all our parts ' Tis some rival trespassing at my film room door- Some late season revival that seeks entrance at my film room door- 'tis lowly Philly and nothing more,'

Presently my soul grew stronger: hesitating of the season no longer, TO spoke aloud to the commotion rapping at the film room door, 'Sir,' spoke TO, 'or Madame if that's Garcia, truly your forgiveness I implore unless you are DeAngelo Hall: But the fact is I was napping when you came a gently tapping, tapping at our film room door, that I scarce was sure I heard you'- Romo opened up the door;- Darkness there and nothing more.

Deep into the darkness staring, long the Cowboys stared preparing to encounter unwelcome guests who dared to covet what was theirs, but the silence was broken by the locker room joker as Ferguson bellowed out the lone words spoken as he whispered 'Bledsoe?' merely this but nothing more.

Wobbling into the room with dainty style was the lone team I had found so bile and sent Grammatica to kick the beastley creature against the wall, it rolled and tumbled and began to mumble before it ceased its stumble from the kick that hurled the ghastly bird against my film room wall.
It recovered from pain and perched upon a bust of Landry upon a shelf by the film room door, it sat and sqwauked but nothing more.

Then this vile bird beguiling made unrest turn into smiling, by the defeated scowl it wore upon it's humble form.
'Though thy pride be hurt and ailing,' Parcells said ' are you not the Champions of this conference of but two year ago?'
The bird looked down upon the floor and uttered softly 'Nevermore.'
 

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nice, reminds me of poetry days, but the internert and college has consumed me, and i know sit a shell of wat i once was. Oh the sorrow. (see right here would be a poem, but noooooo im working :( )
 

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There once was some eagles from Nantucket

who drank pickle juice from a bucket...

They did an onside kick

on some Cowboy hicks

But this time the Cowboys said

Fug get about it!

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theogt;1249660 said:
Nice. Extend it a little. Good stuff.
Yeah, i was trying to extend it but I punched the post button prematurely.
 

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Aikbach;1249682 said:
Yeah, i was trying to extend it but I punched the post button prematurely.
Full version kicks arse. You get an A+.
 

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Aikbach;1249682 said:
Yeah, i was trying to extend it but I punched the post button prematurely.


I bet you said that to all of your girlfriends....?

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Aikbach;1249658 said:
Once upon a Christmas Evening, when my thoughts had turned to dreaming,
Over all playoff scenarios that could become tomorrow's Cowboy lore,
While soon division champs were planning, in the meeting TO was napping, suddenly there came a tapping, as if some foul bird was gently scratching, rapping at the Division Championship door, ' 'Tis only Philly,' Parcells muttered,'tapping at my film room door- Only this, and nothing more.'

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the final playoff push of December,
And each separate dying NFC member wrought its season on the floor.
Eagerly I wished the morrow would bring a Saint defeat to borrow a better record than the taunters that had ruined aspirations of a bye and to vanquish ghosts of that great sorrow and declare New Orleans nevermore.

The thoughts of gameplans that left me gasping, thrilled me by my simple asking of whom would cover the flats from fullbacks, this filled me with a terror I had never felt before. So now to calm the beating of my heart, Parcells reminded us of all our parts ' Tis some rival trespassing at my film room door- Some late season revival that seeks entrance at my film room door- 'tis lowly Philly and nothing more,'

Presently my soul grew stronger: hesitating of the season no longer, TO spoke aloud to the commotion rapping at the film room door, 'Sir,' spoke TO, 'or Madame if that's Garcia, truly your forgiveness I implore unless you are DeAngelo Hall: But the fact is I was napping when you came a gently tapping, tapping at our film room door, that I scarce was sure I heard you'- Romo opened up the door;- Darkness there and nothing more.

Deep into the darkness staring, long the Cowboys stared preparing to encounter unwelcome guests who dared to covet what was theirs, but the silence was broken by the locker room joker as Ferguson bellowed out the lone words spoken as he whispered 'Bledsoe?' merely this but nothing more.

Wobbling into the room with dainty style was the lone team I had found so bile and sent Grammatica to kick the beastley creature against the wall, it rolled and tumbled and began to mumble before it ceased its stumble from the kick that hurled the ghastly bird against my film room wall.
It recovered from pain and perched upon a bust of Landry upon a shelf by the film room door, it sat and sqwauked but nothing more.

Then this vile bird beguiling made unrest turn into smiling, by the defeated scowl it wore upon it's humble form.
'Though thy pride be hurt and ailing,' Parcells said ' are you not the Champions of this conference of but two year ago?'
The bird looked down upon the floor and uttered softly 'Nevermore.'


:bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:


Perfect...!
 

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Oldie but goodie (Updated to reflect this year)

T’was the night before Christmas
When all throughout the Eagles house
Not one person was stirring
Not even the computer mouse..
The X-rays were hung on the mantle with care
With hopes of a division title being there
The eagles fans were all crying in there beds
With visions of a no Superbowl rings dancing in their heads.
I cried in my hanky with my green Eagles cap
Having to play without McNabb is such bullcrap!

When out on the Field there rose such a clatter
I sprang from my couch to see what was the mater
Cowboys fans or Saints fans coming to laugh at McNabb
Or just some more bummed out fans watching the show

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer
My prayers have been answered, my was that quick
The only one who could save us must be St. Nick

A rabid eagles fan? I thought as he came
He must be an Eagles fan, he shouted them by name.
Akers, Douglas, Levens, McNabb, Stallworth,
Westbrook, Dawkins, Trotter and Garcia,
To espn, TO fox and don’t forget ABC
I want them all to turn on there TV!

And then, grabbing a beer, I heard on the roof
The sound of a prowler, or a big jolly goof.
As I grabbed my D batteries, and was turning around,
Down the chimney old Santa came with a bound

I dropped my batteries, Dear Santa I mush ask just one wish
One besides that new Satellite Dish
Donovan is hurt, Santa he just has to play
We need a Superbowl, Would that be OK?

Santa frowned as rubbed his big belly
Then he laughed and shook like a bowlfull of jelly
Help an Eagles fan out ? What do you know?
And he grabbed his beard which was as white as the snow;

I have been booed, spit on yelled at by your fans
And now you want me to help you all that I can?
Are you really serious? Or is this some joke?
You want help to stop the Eagles from another big choke?

I fell to my knees and prayed Santa to hear
What all the Great eagles fans wanted this year
Santa turned, took off his coat then spun around
My mouth fell open and I couldn’t utter a sound

Santa had the Star, the Silver and Blue
I screamed Your not a Cowboys fan too??
Santa chuckled and went on with his work
All I could do was stare at his Cowboys #81 jersey

I couldnt wait till Santa got done with his work
I thought of my D Batteries and nailing this jerk
Bringing his Cowboy cheer into my place
And him rubbing the T.O. jersey right in my face.

Get your crap and get out of my place
Before I wipe that jolley grin right off of your face
Santa smiled and to the Chimney he turned
And another thing I hope your fat butt gets burned

Away Santa Flew and I could hear him with great cheer
THE will be NO Superbowl for the Eagles this year!!!!
I heard one more thing before he left to deliver more toys
Merry Christmas to all and HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS!
 

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GTaylor;1249702 said:
Oldie but goodie (Updated to reflect this year)

T’was the night before Christmas
When all throughout the Eagles house
Not one person was stirring
Not even the computer mouse..
The X-rays were hung on the mantle with care
With hopes of a division title being there
The eagles fans were all crying in there beds
With visions of a no Superbowl rings dancing in their heads.
I cried in my hanky with my green Eagles cap
Having to play without McNabb is such bullcrap!

When out on the Field there rose such a clatter
I sprang from my couch to see what was the mater
Cowboys fans or Saints fans coming to laugh at McNabb
Or just some more bummed out fans watching the show

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer
My prayers have been answered, my was that quick
The only one who could save us must be St. Nick

A rabid eagles fan? I thought as he came
He must be an Eagles fan, he shouted them by name.
Akers, Douglas, Levens, McNabb, Stallworth,
Westbrook, Dawkins, Trotter and Garcia,
To espn, TO fox and don’t forget ABC
I want them all to turn on there TV!

And then, grabbing a beer, I heard on the roof
The sound of a prowler, or a big jolly goof.
As I grabbed my D batteries, and was turning around,
Down the chimney old Santa came with a bound

I dropped my batteries, Dear Santa I mush ask just one wish
One besides that new Satellite Dish
Donovan is hurt, Santa he just has to play
We need a Superbowl, Would that be OK?

Santa frowned as rubbed his big belly
Then he laughed and shook like a bowlfull of jelly
Help an Eagles fan out ? What do you know?
And he grabbed his beard which was as white as the snow;

I have been booed, spit on yelled at by your fans
And now you want me to help you all that I can?
Are you really serious? Or is this some joke?
You want help to stop the Eagles from another big choke?

I fell to my knees and prayed Santa to hear
What all the Great eagles fans wanted this year
Santa turned, took off his coat then spun around
My mouth fell open and I couldn’t utter a sound

Santa had the Star, the Silver and Blue
I screamed Your not a Cowboys fan too??
Santa chuckled and went on with his work
All I could do was stare at his Cowboys #81 jersey

I couldnt wait till Santa got done with his work
I thought of my D Batteries and nailing this jerk
Bringing his Cowboy cheer into my place
And him rubbing the T.O. jersey right in my face.

Get your crap and get out of my place
Before I wipe that jolley grin right off of your face
Santa smiled and to the Chimney he turned
And another thing I hope your fat butt gets burned

Away Santa Flew and I could hear him with great cheer
THE will be NO Superbowl for the Eagles this year!!!!
I heard one more thing before he left to deliver more toys
Merry Christmas to all and HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS!


:laugh2:
 

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you guys are funny. you guys should make an album. "COWBOYS christmas carols"
 

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bigbadroy;1249762 said:
you guys are funny. you guys should make an album. "COWBOYS christmas carols"
With a hint of Edgar Alan Poe.
 

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dargonking999;1249664 said:
nice, reminds me of poetry days, but the internert and college has consumed me, and i know sit a shell of wat i once was. Oh the sorrow. (see right here would be a poem, but noooooo im working :( )

darg likes poetry.

figures
 

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Jsut trying to refresh the thread so Timbo and the trolls can enjoy it.
 
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