The Four Horsemen Of The Dallas Cowboys Apocalypse

[ArtClink]

The Cowboys have won 3 Super Bowls with Jerry as the owner.

They had only won 2 previously.

Jerry paid for Bob Hayes funeral...

And Jerry gropes women without their consent.

 

[john van brocklin]

30 Years of Conquest, War, Famine, and Death — Courtesy of Jerry Jones

THE FIRST HORSEMAN: CONQUEST
For 30 years, Jerry Jones has mastered the art of conquest—not on the football field, but over the wallets of Dallas Cowboys fans. While the franchise has failed to win consecutive playoff games in three decades, Jerry has built the most valuable sports empire in the world, extracting billions from a loyal fan base through skyrocketing ticket prices, merchandise, parking, concessions, and endless promises that "this is our year." His greatest victory hasn't come in a Super Bowl. It's been convincing millions of fans to keep paying championship prices for a team that consistently delivers postseason disappointment. Jerry Jones hasn't conquered the NFL. He's conquered the Cowboys faithful.

THE SECOND HORSEMAN: WAR
For 30 consecutive years, Jerry Jones, the self-appointed general manager of America's Team, has waged a losing war against NFL competition, failing to lead the Cowboys to a single NFC Championship Game since the 1995 season. But Jerry's greatest war may be against his own fans and players. In a stunning display of arrogance, he has turned AT&T Stadium into a battlefield where his own players are literally blinded by sunlight streaming through the stadium's massive west-facing windows. While opposing teams face the same conditions, Cowboys players have repeatedly struggled with the glare, yet Jerry stubbornly refuses to install curtains for afternoon games. Rather than eliminate an obvious home-field disadvantage, he defends his architectural masterpiece. Thirty years without an NFC Championship appearance, and the only thing Jerry has consistently defeated is common sense.

THE THIRD HORSEMAN: FAMINE
For 30 years, Dallas Cowboys fans have endured a championship famine of biblical proportions. Not a single NFC Championship Game appearance since the 1995 season. Not even two consecutive playoff victories in three decades. And the architect of this starvation? Jerry Jones, the NFL's only permanent, part-time, dress-up general manager, a billionaire who treats one of the most important jobs in professional sports like a personal hobby. While the other 31 NFL franchises hold their general managers accountable, typically giving them a handful of years to build a winner or face unemployment, Jerry enjoys lifetime job security courtesy of the man who hired him—himself. No accountability, no consequences, and apparently no qualifications necessary beyond owning the team. Year after year, Cowboys fans are promised a championship feast, only to be served another heaping plate of disappointment. Thirty years of famine, and the one man responsible for feeding the Cowboys faithful refuses to leave the kitchen.

THE FOURTH HORSEMAN: DEATH
The final horseman rides into Dallas, bringing death and destruction to the playoff hopes of an entire generation of Cowboys fans. For three decades, Jerry Jones has transformed America's Team from a championship dynasty into a postseason afterthought. Once the most feared franchise in professional football, the Cowboys have become synonymous with playoff failure, disappointment, and shattered dreams. As the NFL's self-appointed, lifetime general manager, Jerry has presided over the slow death of the Cowboys' championship legacy, yet remains completely immune to accountability. Every season begins with renewed hope, endless hype, and promises of Super Bowl glory, only to end with another funeral for the Cowboys faithful. The players change. The coaches change. The excuses change. But the one constant in this 30-year graveyard of failed expectations is Jerry Jones. The Dallas Cowboys aren't suffering from a championship curse. They're suffering from a general manager who cannot be fired. And until that changes, the only thing Jerry will continue to bury is the hopes and dreams of Cowboys fans.


THE COWBOYS APOCALYPSE
Four horsemen. Four decades of promises and disappointments. One man holding the reins.

1. Conquest: He conquered the fans' wallets.
2. War: He declared war on common sense and his own team's competitive advantage.
3. Famine: He starved a generation of fans of championship success.
4. Death: He buried the Cowboys' postseason credibility.

And through it all, Jerry Jones remains the owner, president, and general manager.

The apocalypse isn't coming to Dallas. It's been here for 30 years. And Jerry Jones is riding all four horses.

Art, that must have taken a lot of effort!
Cliff notes version:
Jerry sucks!

 

[ArtClink]

Art, that must have taken a lot of effort!
Cliff notes version:
Jerry sucks!

In all fairness, Jerry’s only sucked for 30 seasons and counting lol!

 

[Cowboysheelsreds053]

ArtClink, great post my man! You and Bob “Purple” Haze (changed avatar to the GOAT of guitarist) always love your guys posts and they are on point.

 

[john van brocklin]

In all fairness, Jerry’s only sucked for 30 seasons and counting lol!

True !
He did hire Jimmy and stayed out of his way for a few seasons and we got some Super Bowls!!!

 

[Cowboys5217]

I’m always curious when I see these. What was your prompt?

Why is it important to you other than as an opportunity for condescension? I'm curious, what was YOUR prompt?

 

[Cowboys5217]

Also what is the...point?

What's the point of you responding if you think this has no point other than your own narcissistic need for territorial pissing?

 

[Cowboys5217]

The Cowboys have won 3 Super Bowls with Jerry as the owner.

They had only won 2 previously.

Jerry paid for Bob Hayes funeral...

DUCK! HURRY!! You're about to get tomatoed and trolled by all the anti-Cowboys fans here.

Seriously. You're one of the better posters and I wish you would post more often for more of a balance here.

Hey guys, look! It's okay. Jerry is excused from 30 years of suckage! You heard it here!

 

[Relayer]

I’m always curious when I see these. What was your prompt?

I'm surprised that we have such strong censorship for individual words here it is allowed to stay.

 

[nate dizzle]

30 Years of Conquest, War, Famine, and Death — Courtesy of Jerry Jones

THE FIRST HORSEMAN: CONQUEST
For 30 years, Jerry Jones has mastered the art of conquest—not on the football field, but over the wallets of Dallas Cowboys fans. While the franchise has failed to win consecutive playoff games in three decades, Jerry has built the most valuable sports empire in the world, extracting billions from a loyal fan base through skyrocketing ticket prices, merchandise, parking, concessions, and endless promises that "this is our year." His greatest victory hasn't come in a Super Bowl. It's been convincing millions of fans to keep paying championship prices for a team that consistently delivers postseason disappointment. Jerry Jones hasn't conquered the NFL. He's conquered the Cowboys faithful.

THE SECOND HORSEMAN: WAR
For 30 consecutive years, Jerry Jones, the self-appointed general manager of America's Team, has waged a losing war against NFL competition, failing to lead the Cowboys to a single NFC Championship Game since the 1995 season. But Jerry's greatest war may be against his own fans and players. In a stunning display of arrogance, he has turned AT&T Stadium into a battlefield where his own players are literally blinded by sunlight streaming through the stadium's massive west-facing windows. While opposing teams face the same conditions, Cowboys players have repeatedly struggled with the glare, yet Jerry stubbornly refuses to install curtains for afternoon games. Rather than eliminate an obvious home-field disadvantage, he defends his architectural masterpiece. Thirty years without an NFC Championship appearance, and the only thing Jerry has consistently defeated is common sense.

THE THIRD HORSEMAN: FAMINE
For 30 years, Dallas Cowboys fans have endured a championship famine of biblical proportions. Not a single NFC Championship Game appearance since the 1995 season. Not even two consecutive playoff victories in three decades. And the architect of this starvation? Jerry Jones, the NFL's only permanent, part-time, dress-up general manager, a billionaire who treats one of the most important jobs in professional sports like a personal hobby. While the other 31 NFL franchises hold their general managers accountable, typically giving them a handful of years to build a winner or face unemployment, Jerry enjoys lifetime job security courtesy of the man who hired him—himself. No accountability, no consequences, and apparently no qualifications necessary beyond owning the team. Year after year, Cowboys fans are promised a championship feast, only to be served another heaping plate of disappointment. Thirty years of famine, and the one man responsible for feeding the Cowboys faithful refuses to leave the kitchen.

THE FOURTH HORSEMAN: DEATH
The final horseman rides into Dallas, bringing death and destruction to the playoff hopes of an entire generation of Cowboys fans. For three decades, Jerry Jones has transformed America's Team from a championship dynasty into a postseason afterthought. Once the most feared franchise in professional football, the Cowboys have become synonymous with playoff failure, disappointment, and shattered dreams. As the NFL's self-appointed, lifetime general manager, Jerry has presided over the slow death of the Cowboys' championship legacy, yet remains completely immune to accountability. Every season begins with renewed hope, endless hype, and promises of Super Bowl glory, only to end with another funeral for the Cowboys faithful. The players change. The coaches change. The excuses change. But the one constant in this 30-year graveyard of failed expectations is Jerry Jones. The Dallas Cowboys aren't suffering from a championship curse. They're suffering from a general manager who cannot be fired. And until that changes, the only thing Jerry will continue to bury is the hopes and dreams of Cowboys fans.


THE COWBOYS APOCALYPSE
Four horsemen. Four decades of promises and disappointments. One man holding the reins.

1. Conquest: He conquered the fans' wallets.
2. War: He declared war on common sense and his own team's competitive advantage.
3. Famine: He starved a generation of fans of championship success.
4. Death: He buried the Cowboys' postseason credibility.

And through it all, Jerry Jones remains the owner, president, and general manager.

The apocalypse isn't coming to Dallas. It's been here for 30 years. And Jerry Jones is riding all four horses.

Has to be Ai because I don't see my dude MountaineerCowboy anywhere on this list.

 

[MarcusRock]

Are these the same horsemen that @Cowboysheelsreds053 is always talking about?

 

[TequilaCowboy]

Still buying Jerry? Man be better.

Yeah, there are still some of those who think that Jerry isn't treated fairly here, Jerry don't give a crap about them either. And you ain't getting paid.

 

[Cowboysheelsreds053]

Are these the same horsemen that @Cowboysheelsreds053 is always talking about?

Are these the same horsemen that @Cowboysheelsreds053 is always talking about?

Lol, that use to be Pappy, Mountain, Acr731 & Khiladi, along with a few associates. But 2 are missing in action.

 

[Cowboyfanforlife]

The Cowboys have won 3 Super Bowls with Jerry as the owner.

They had only won 2 previously.

Jerry paid for Bob Hayes funeral...

Jerry Hired Jimmy who won those three superbowls with the players/team/coaches he built......not jerry.....the only lucky thing us cowboy fans have that jerry did one thing right.