jday
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In a few previous threads this week, perhaps my favorite post have been the various unreal accolades of Tim Tebow. I realize he's a great person and potentially a great player (though, I have my reservations in annointing him as an NFL caliber player just yet). With that, I am urging you creative zoners out there to give your best. Here are just a few hilarious examples of what I'm looking for.
Rampage:
Tim Tebow doesn't mow the grass.......He dares it to grow!
Tim Tebow set Adam and Eve up on a blind date.
Tim Tebow once raced a Ferrari. It ended in a tie because the Ferrari ran out of gas and Tim Tebow got bored.
The National Hurricane Center started to name a hurricane Tim Tebow but got scared because they feared it would destroy the world.
As a child, Superman was asked who'd he want to be when he grows up.....he said "Tim Tebow"
Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Tim Tebow.
If Tim Tebow were a superhero, he'd be... Tim Tebow
Tim Tebow once did a thousand one arm push-ups, with both arms tied behind his back.
When Oprah needs advice she asks Tim Tebow.
Tim Tebow played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Tim Tebow doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
When Tim Tebow was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he threw a football at the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
Cowboys2008:
Tim Tebow created the internet one day by throwing a football at a TV that was boring him.
My own:
Tim Tebow went on a safari hunt armed only with a bag of football's. He killed two elephants, 8 hippo's (while under water) 4 lions, and one monkey that had the audacity to throw poop at him.
Toilets refuse to flush the tissue Tim Tebow wipes his *** with!
Rampage:
Tim Tebow doesn't mow the grass.......He dares it to grow!
Tim Tebow set Adam and Eve up on a blind date.
Tim Tebow once raced a Ferrari. It ended in a tie because the Ferrari ran out of gas and Tim Tebow got bored.
The National Hurricane Center started to name a hurricane Tim Tebow but got scared because they feared it would destroy the world.
As a child, Superman was asked who'd he want to be when he grows up.....he said "Tim Tebow"
Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Tim Tebow.
If Tim Tebow were a superhero, he'd be... Tim Tebow
Tim Tebow once did a thousand one arm push-ups, with both arms tied behind his back.
When Oprah needs advice she asks Tim Tebow.
Tim Tebow played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Tim Tebow doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
When Tim Tebow was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he threw a football at the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
Cowboys2008:
Tim Tebow created the internet one day by throwing a football at a TV that was boring him.
My own:
Tim Tebow went on a safari hunt armed only with a bag of football's. He killed two elephants, 8 hippo's (while under water) 4 lions, and one monkey that had the audacity to throw poop at him.
Toilets refuse to flush the tissue Tim Tebow wipes his *** with!
