The loss was my fault!

[Meat-O-Rama]

I couldn't find my Cowboys plush football that I toss around nervously during games for good luck.

I also ate chicken wings without ranch dressing.

 

[Tabascocat]

I couldn't find my Cowboys plush football that I toss around nervously during games for good luck.

I also ate chicken wings without ranch dressing.

Haha, me too. I made up a good size plate but forgot to buy the ranch

 

[Rob-G]

Stop blaming Zeke, Dak, Linehan, Rod or even Garrett! I have to come clean. For the first time since 1988 I watched a Cowboy game 100% sober. Blood alcohol content of 0.00. I'm sorry! It will never happen again.

I will start early on Monday and lead the Boys to victory. How bout them Cowboys!

What did you differently!

I dont if this is a forgivable offense. You might have to be banned.

 

[mooseq]

I take some blame as Dallas is 5-0 (3 Giants, 1 Bengals, 1 Commanders) in regular season games when I attend. Unfortunately I cant allow my work to give me more vacation days......hmmm I might have to look into becoming self employed.

 

[Montanalo]

Stop blaming Zeke, Dak, Linehan, Rod or even Garrett! I have to come clean. For the first time since 1988 I watched a Cowboy game 100% sober. Blood alcohol content of 0.00. I'm sorry! It will never happen again.

I will start early on Monday and lead the Boys to victory. How bout them Cowboys!

What did you differently!

Way to step up to the plate. I guess this means you are not in a contract year?

Have you had your discussion with JG yet?

 

[Ranching]

Way to step up to the plate. I guess this means you are not in a contract year?

Have you had your discussion with JG yet?

Oh no, the dreaded talking too from Jason Garrett. I'll be in line behind Zeke. Lol

 

[dirtycallahan]

Since the Commanders were on tv here i had to watch a stream on the kodi box. usually not a big deal, but this time i found a hd stream, but had spanish audio. broke tradition and used spanish audio, but you have to cut me some slack, the other stream looked like they cleaned the lens with peanut butter.

 

[roughneck266]

Stop blaming Zeke, Dak, Linehan, Rod or even Garrett! I have to come clean. For the first time since 1988 I watched a Cowboy game 100% sober. Blood alcohol content of 0.00. I'm sorry! It will never happen again.

I will start early on Monday and lead the Boys to victory. How bout them Cowboys!

What did you differently!

Yer fired. You also have a day of sobriety that you now have to make up for.

 

[StarBoyz83]

Stop blaming Zeke, Dak, Linehan, Rod or even Garrett! I have to come clean. For the first time since 1988 I watched a Cowboy game 100% sober. Blood alcohol content of 0.00. I'm sorry! It will never happen again.

I will start early on Monday and lead the Boys to victory. How bout them Cowboys!

What did you differently!

That wouldve been a terrible to be drinking for!!! Luckily i stayed sober lol

 

[nalam]

Stop blaming Zeke, Dak, Linehan, Rod or even Garrett! I have to come clean. For the first time since 1988 I watched a Cowboy game 100% sober. Blood alcohol content of 0.00. I'm sorry! It will never happen again.

I will start early on Monday and lead the Boys to victory. How bout them Cowboys!

What did you differently!

Now I know , why the boys completely derailed after one game.
Please stock up !

 

[Cowfan75]

Garret just said he will address you being sober with you.

 

[GORICO]

Stop blaming Zeke, Dak, Linehan, Rod or even Garrett! I have to come clean. For the first time since 1988 I watched a Cowboy game 100% sober. Blood alcohol content of 0.00. I'm sorry! It will never happen again.

I will start early on Monday and lead the Boys to victory. How bout them Cowboys!

What did you differently!

Ranching--- the loss sunday was all your fault

 

[waving monkey]

Stop blaming Zeke, Dak, Linehan, Rod or even Garrett! I have to come clean. For the first time since 1988 I watched a Cowboy game 100% sober. Blood alcohol content of 0.00. I'm sorry! It will never happen again.

I will start early on Monday and lead the Boys to victory. How bout them Cowboys!

What did you differently!

Finally, dont let it happen again!

 

[drawandstrike]

We need some humor like this to cast off the doom and gloom of a tough road loss.

After beating the Giants, we were riding high. 1 bad loss and some are ready to call Dak a fluke and Zeke a fat munchkin who somehow tricked the NFL into thinking he was the leading rusher just last season.

Can't wait for Monday.

 

[Swanny]

Stop blaming Zeke, Dak, Linehan, Rod or even Garrett! I have to come clean. For the first time since 1988 I watched a Cowboy game 100% sober. Blood alcohol content of 0.00. I'm sorry! It will never happen again.

I will start early on Monday and lead the Boys to victory. How bout them Cowboys!

What did you differently!

I also didn't crack open a Dr Pepper just before game time. Last year and into this season the Boys have gone 14-1 if I did in fact open a Pepper just before kickoff. I got it open in the middle of our furst drive. I blame my self

 

[Trouty]

Not really ..

This is amazing

 

[Trouty]

I couldn't find my Cowboys plush football that I toss around nervously during games for good luck.

I also ate chicken wings without ranch dressing.

FOR SHAME! FOR SHAME!

 

[Trouty]

We need some humor like this to cast off the doom and gloom of a tough road loss.

After beating the Giants, we were riding high. 1 bad loss and some are ready to call Dak a fluke and Zeke a fat munchkin who somehow tricked the NFL into thinking he was the leading rusher just last season.

Can't wait for Monday.

This is why Coach is a treasure on our site, Draw

(Well, one of the numerous reasons)

 

[Cowboys_22]

Par

Stop blaming Zeke, Dak, Linehan, Rod or even Garrett! I have to come clean. For the first time since 1988 I watched a Cowboy game 100% sober. Blood alcohol content of 0.00. I'm sorry! It will never happen again.

I will start early on Monday and lead the Boys to victory. How bout them Cowboys!

What did you differently!

Partly my fault too Coach, I was over confident and didn't wear my lucky tee shirt

 

[Ranching]

Damn, I'm staring to think it wasn't my fault. Ir was all you freaking losers that changed your routines. Lol