The march to 6 begins now

[Risen Star]

They've arrived. Jerry cries tomorrow. Then we start showcasing our talent.



Cowboys! in your face.

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[unionjack8]

COWBOYS!!

 

[HungryLion]

They've arrived. Jerry cries tomorrow. Then we start showcasing our talent.



Cowboys! in your face.

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We get to hear Jerry tease us tomorrow by talking about “how few seasons he has left”.

 

[visionary]

They've arrived. Jerry cries tomorrow. Then we start showcasing our talent.



Cowboys! in your face.

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Way ahead of you
It started in 1995
Some fans call it a death vigil I’m not sure why

 

[Typhus]

They've arrived. Jerry cries tomorrow. Then we start showcasing our talent.



Cowboys! in your face.

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I endorse this 110 percent.

 

[LonnieElam]

Someone wake me up when boring *** training camp is over. I'll start to care again at that point.

 

[Typhus]

Someone wake me up when boring *** training camp is over. I'll start to care again at that point.

Patience grasshopper, there is a lot to be gleaned in TC.

 

[erod]

It began 28 years ago.

 

[Hagman]

 

[rambo2]

Someone wake me up when boring *** training camp is over. I'll start to care again at that point.

OK go ahead and go to sleep.

 

[rambo2]

It began 28 years ago.

More like 3 or 4 years ago when they started building the foundation of this team.

 

[big dog cowboy]

State of the team press conference tomorrow.

That ought to be riveting.

 

[CWR]

State of the team: superbowl bound.

 

[Bobhaze]

State of the team press conference tomorrow.

That ought to be riveting.

I’m predicting JJ will break the Guinness World Record for the number of “uhs” used in one press conference. (A record he holds from last year’s ”State of the Cowboys“ presser, lol)

The Vegas over/under number on times Jerry will cry has been set at 2. A list of predicted words/phrases include, “Quite candidly”, “Low as a cricket’s butt”, “We did and of course we will”, and of course, “Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh….”.

 

[Risen Star]

I’m predicting JJ will break the Guinness World Record for the number of “uhs” used in one press conference. (A record he holds from last year’s ”State of the Cowboys“ presser, lol)

The Vegas over/under number on times Jerry will cry has been set at 2. A list of predicted words/phrases include, “Quite candidly”, “Low as a cricket’s butt”, “We did and of course we will”, and of course, “Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh….”.

And don't forget Stephen's dose of chuckles. He's basically Jerry's Ed McMahon.

 

[AmericasTeam81]

Tomorrow is a day that all Cowboys fans look forward to

 

[RoboQB]

"I could be anywhere in the world right now..."

Maybe he'll change it up with
"I could be on any of the seven seas on my yacht right now..."

 

[RoboQB]

Pro tip:

GMs, make sure your top draft picks are too big to fit into a Lamborghini.

That is all.

 

[Bobhaze]

And don't forget Stephen's dose of chuckles. He's basically Jerry's Ed McMahon.

They should have a mic on Big Steve at all times just for the giggles. He sounds like a 10 year old on Xmas morning.

 

[BleedSilverandBlue]

They had better make sure that Jerry and Stephen are spaced out enough at the press conference podium. That many brain cells in one location could create a singularity that rips the space time continuum.