The march to 6 begins now

[Bobhaze]

They had better make sure that Jerry and Stephen are spaced out enough at the press conference podium. That many brain cells in one location could create a singularity that rips the space time continuum.

I thought you were saying they needed to space out the participants on the podium platform to distribute the weight safely, lol.

 

[BleedSilverandBlue]

I thought you were saying they needed to space out the participants on the podium platform to distribute the weight safely, lol.

Well, Mike could cause a bit of an issue if he doesn’t come into camp at his fighting weight but I have a feeling the big dog is going to be lean and mean this year. It’s a new day.

 

[AsthmaField]

I pretty much can’t do those press conferences anymore. Jerry talking is like nails on a chalkboard to me, only more frustrating and the goosebumps last longer.

If it were just Stephen and McCarthy, I’d love to listen to it… but throw in Jerry giving 5% of the information in 75% of the time, and it just isn’t worthwhile for me, which is a shame because I used to really enjoy the opening press conference of camp very much.

Oh well, I still love the rest of training camp.

 

[stilltheguru]

Patience grasshopper, there is a lot to be gleaned in TC.

Not really. Preseason you see what depth guys may contribute. TC shows nothing.

 

[DandyDon52]

I’m predicting JJ will break the Guinness World Record for the number of “uhs” used in one press conference. (A record he holds from last year’s ”State of the Cowboys“ presser, lol)

The Vegas over/under number on times Jerry will cry has been set at 2. A list of predicted words/phrases include, “Quite candidly”, “Low as a cricket’s butt”, “We did and of course we will”, and of course, “Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh….”.

how about "relative to"

 

[DandyDon52]

Not really. Preseason you see what depth guys may contribute. TC shows nothing.

exactly, practice is nothing like real games. Easy to be great in practice. Thats where wheedon used to throw the prettiest passes jerry ever saw.

 

[DandyDon52]

I am way more eager to see the PS games, that is where we should see duece, luepke, hunter etc

 

[Bobhaze]

how about "relative to"

Good one!

 

[jazzcat22]

Someone wake me up when boring *** training camp is over. I'll start to care again at that point.

Then why are you here posting wasting our time with this nonsense?

 

[jazzcat22]

Not really. Preseason you see what depth guys may contribute. TC shows nothing.

exactly, practice is nothing like real games. Easy to be great in practice. Thats where wheedon used to throw the prettiest passes jerry ever saw.

Then we will not see either of you until September?

 

[Teague31]

A sneak preview of todays pressser:

Secret sauce
War daddy
We like our guys
Honest offers
Dak is a leader

 

[big dog cowboy]

I pretty much can’t do those press conferences anymore. Jerry talking is like nails on a chalkboard to me

I always feel dumber after listening to them. And like I wasted a lot of time unnecessarily.

 

[Hawkeye19]

And don't forget Stephen's dose of chuckles. He's basically Jerry's Ed McMahon.

 

[Montanalo]

I’m predicting JJ will break the Guinness World Record for the number of “uhs” used in one press conference. (A record he holds from last year’s ”State of the Cowboys“ presser, lol)

The Vegas over/under number on times Jerry will cry has been set at 2. A list of predicted words/phrases include, “Quite candidly”, “Low as a cricket’s butt”, “We did and of course we will”, and of course, “Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh….”.

And, don't forget the ubiquitous, "we like our guys" and player X "has done a lot of good things"

Have to admit, I like a JJ presser; always good for a laugh.

 

[LonnieElam]

Then why are you here posting wasting our time with this nonsense?

How am I wasting your time? YOU choose to be here; nobody's forcing you.

 

[erod]

More like 3 or 4 years ago when they started building the foundation of this team.

There have been lots of "foundations" the past 28 years.

 

[foofighters]

They've arrived. Jerry cries tomorrow. Then we start showcasing our talent.



Cowboys! in your face.

(Any negative comments will be reported with a lifetime ban recommendation)

6 what? 'cause if it's tacos, I am in!!!!

 

[shabazz]

I pretty much can’t do those press conferences anymore. Jerry talking is like nails on a chalkboard to me, only more frustrating and the goosebumps last longer.

If it were just Stephen and McCarthy, I’d love to listen to it… but throw in Jerry giving 5% of the information in 75% of the time, and it just isn’t worthwhile for me, which is a shame because I used to really enjoy the opening press conference of camp very much.

Oh well, I still love the rest of training camp.

Agree 100%…..it reminds me of some other senile , stumbling guy running the show drooling and uttering non sequiturs, but I just can’t recall where I keep seeing it?

 

[calico]

and so begins the longest time of the football year where the anticipation pressure builds.

 

[SteveTheCowboy]

Patience grasshopper, there is a lot to be gleaned in TC.

Like all the other TC's before this one?