The meaning of "Bills"

[dbair1967]

This was their creed during the early 90's...they lived by the battle cry:

Boy
I
Love
Losing
Superbowls

I still remember that day we beat SF in 1992...after the game a group of Bills fans from their sportsbar down the street from ours came by and told us how glad they were that we took care of SF, because now they had a real chance to win that super bowl....

Needless to say, two weeks later we had some fun with them...and the Bills motto was born

David

 

[Hostile]

I remember that joke.

Here's another one from that time.

How many Buffalo Bills does it take to change a tire?

Just one. Unless it's a blowout, then they all show up.

 

[DallasDW00ds0n]

they must have felt like crap after that, haha.

 

[HighTechDave]

I remember that joke.

Here's another one from that time.

How many Buffalo Bills does it take to change a tire?

Just one. Unless it's a blowout, then they all show up.

:laugh2:



man, I can't believe I hadn't heard that one. Awesome

 

[Hostile]

:laugh2:



man, I can't believe I hadn't heard that one. Awesome

Did you hear the Buffalo Bills were going to change their logo on their helmet?

Here's the new logo.

 

[HighTechDave]

Did you hear the Buffalo Bills were going to change their logo on their helmet?

Here's the new logo.

kill me...

 

[Mavs Man]

I remember that joke.

Here's another one from that time.

How many Buffalo Bills does it take to change a tire?

Just one. Unless it's a blowout, then they all show up.

:laugh2:

Like HTD said, I'm shocked that's the first time I've heard that one.

 

[Hostile]

What do you call a Buffalo Bills player with a Super Bowl ring?

Thief.

 

[Hostile]

I keep remembering these old jokes.

What's the difference between the Buffalo Bills and a dollar?

You can still get 4 quarters out of a dollar.

 

[Hostile]

What do Buffalo Bills and possums have in common?

They both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

 

[dbair1967]

I keep remembering these old jokes.

What's the difference between the Buffalo Bills and a dollar?

You can still get 4 quarters out of a dollar.

LOL

David

 

[Mavs Man]

:laugh2: Keep 'em coming. This is good stuff.

 

[Hostile]

How do you keep the Buffalo Bills out of your yard?

Paint a goal line.

 

[Hostile]

Why doesn't Rochester, New York have an NFL team?

Because then Buffalo would want one too.

 

[5Stars]

Sharks are as tough as those Buffalo Bill football fans who take their shirts off during games in January, only more intelligent.

 

[Savior77]

Every Sunday morning before the game, a Commanders fan sees the same Cowboys fan walking along the side of the road on the way to church. Every week, the 'Skins fan swerves his truck towards the side, coming close enough to scare the poor Cowboys fan, but never too close.

One day, the 'Skins fan sees the Priest walking along. He pulls over. "Father, what happened?" "My car broke down!" So the Skins fan takes the priest into his truck and drives towards church.

Sure enough, he sees the same ol' Cowboys fan walking and thinks "Oh no, I can't swerve like that with a priest in here!" So he decides to make it look accidental, he sneezes and swerves towards the Cowboys fan like always. He closes his eyes during the sneeze for a split second and hears a loud THUD.

He looks up and says, "Oh no! What just happened!"

The Priest says, "Don't worry, you missed him. But I got him with the door!"

 

[Savior77]

The assistant county coroner calls the head coroner at 3:00 AM and says excitedly, "You have to come into the office, I have something incredible to show you."
The coroner responds, "Just tell me what it is over the phone.”
But the assistant says, “This is something you just have to see.”
The coroner then says, ”It better be good for you to wake me up so early.”
He gets dressed and drives the fifteen minutes to his office. When he gets there, he sees a dead man, wearing a Cowboys’ hat, lying on a gurney, face down, with a cork stuck in his butt.
The assistant coroner pulls the cork out and out comes a noxious fart that says, “The Cowboys are number 1.”
The assistant asks “Isn’t that the most amazing thing you’ve ever seen?” To which the coroner replies, “You mean you got me up at 3:00 in the morning just to hear another *** say the Cowboys are number one?”

 

[Savior77]

Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers,"241." "That is wonderful!," says Albert. "We will talk out the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the Universe. We will have much to discuss!"
Next Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What is your IQ?", to which the lady answers, "144." "That is great!," responds Albert."We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!"
Albert goes to another person and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers, "51." Albert responds, "How 'bout them Cowboys?"

 

[Savior77]

Two guys from Dallas die and wake up in hell. The devil stops by to check on them and sees them dressed in coats, gloves and earmuffs, warming themselves around the fire. The devil asked them, "What are you two doing? Isn't it hot enough for you?!" The guys reply, "Well, you do realize that we're from Dallas, Texas. After our summers there, this is like a cold wave!" The devil decides that these two guys aren't miserable enough, so he cranks up the heat! The next day, the devil stops by again and there are the two guys again dressed in their coats, gloves and earmuffs. The devil asked them, "It's awfully hot down here! Can't you guys feel that?!" Again the guys answered, "Well, like we told you yesterday, we are from Dallas, Texas. We have suffered through the dog days of a Texas summer. This is like winter down here!" The devil gets really steamed and he decides to crank up the heat as high as it will go. People are wailing and screaming all over hell. However, when he stops by to check on the two men, he finds them in light jackets, grilling steaks and drinking beer! The devil couldn't believe his eyes. "Everyone down here is in absolute misery! You two seem to be enjoying yourselves!" The two men reply, "Well, as you know, we are from Dallas, Texas. This weather is like a fall morning during football season! So we thought we would have a little tailgate party!" The devil is so mad that he can't see straight! He decides that if the heat doesn't bother these two guys, he will go in the opposite direction. He decides to shut all the heat off in hell! The next day, the temperature is below zero. Icicles are hanging everywhere. People are shivering so bad, they are unable to wail, moan or gnash their teeth! The devil smiled as he went to check on the two Texans. He finds them back in their coats, gloves and earmuffs. They were jumping up and down and cheering! The devil was dumbfounded. "I don't get it! When I turned the heat up, you were happy! Now it's freezing cold, and you are celebrating! What's wrong with you two?" The Texans looked at the devil in surprise. "Well, don't you know? If hell froze over, that must mean that the Cowboys must've got back to the Super Bowl!"

 

[5Stars]

Pretty funny stuff Savior666! Almost as funny as the joke of your team!

Einstein asks Campbell, "What is your IQ?"

Campell say, "What are an IQ"!





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