Danny White
Winter is Coming
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OK, here's the challenge fellow smart-aleck Zoners.
Obviously, Mike Gundy's rant needs to be turned into a Coors Light commercial in the worst way.
It would be the greatest commercial... evar!
I've pulled some of his greatest lines from the rant, and challenge y'all to come up with the "Coors Light questions" to pose to Coach Gundy to elicit the appropriate response from him.
I'm expecting big things from Superpunk and Aikbach here, but I'm anxious to see what you all have to offer!
"This was brought to me, by a mother... of children."
“3/4 of this is inaccurate… it’s fiction.”
“And kick a person when he’s down!”
“If you have a child some day, you’ll understand how it feels… but you obviously don’t have a child... I do!”
“That’s why I don’t read the newspaper!”
“It’s Garbage!”
“Where are we at in society today?”
“Come after me!”
“I’m a man!”
“I’m 40!”
“I’m not a kid… write something about me!”
“That ain’t true!”
“So get your facts straight.”
“I hope someday you have a child and someone downgrades them and belittles them.”
“Who’s the kid here… are you kidding me?”
“Makes me wanna puke.” (applause)
Obviously, Mike Gundy's rant needs to be turned into a Coors Light commercial in the worst way.
It would be the greatest commercial... evar!
I've pulled some of his greatest lines from the rant, and challenge y'all to come up with the "Coors Light questions" to pose to Coach Gundy to elicit the appropriate response from him.
I'm expecting big things from Superpunk and Aikbach here, but I'm anxious to see what you all have to offer!
"This was brought to me, by a mother... of children."
“3/4 of this is inaccurate… it’s fiction.”
“And kick a person when he’s down!”
“If you have a child some day, you’ll understand how it feels… but you obviously don’t have a child... I do!”
“That’s why I don’t read the newspaper!”
“It’s Garbage!”
“Where are we at in society today?”
“Come after me!”
“I’m a man!”
“I’m 40!”
“I’m not a kid… write something about me!”
“That ain’t true!”
“So get your facts straight.”
“I hope someday you have a child and someone downgrades them and belittles them.”
“Who’s the kid here… are you kidding me?”
“Makes me wanna puke.” (applause)
