The Most aesthetically unappealing cowboys players of all time are?

[AbeBeta]

This is impressive given how ugly people were in the 70s

 

[dupree89]

I've never been around in the off season.....is a topic like this what gets everyone through? Very strange.

 

[Hagman]

 

[plymkr]

Lol, wow, that’s just wrong for many reasons.

 

[plymkr]

I got to nominate Chad Hutchison as the most unattractive cowboy ever. His face made his football career look nice.

I’m secure enough in my heterosexuality to say that the Cowboys have produced good looking QBs. That’s why Chad wins for me. We go from Staubach, White, Aikman then Hutchison! At least we got back on track with Romo and Prescott. Hutchison and Carter were blemishes on the Cowboys QB legacy both on the field and with their looks.

 

[plymkr]

I've never been around in the off season.....is a topic like this what gets everyone through? Very strange.

Yeah, pretty much this and complaining, lol. These are more fun tho

 

[InPhiltraitor]

Jay Novacek’s running style.

Looked anything but effortless. Put a man on a horse, make him ride for 32 consecutive hours, then ask him to hop off and run a route. That’s what Jay looked like.

Ran with his shoulders slightly slumped and with excessive upper torso movement. Also, half the time the guy went to ground it looked like a car crash.

Damn good player but aesthetically the opposite of a glider like a Tony Dorsett. BTW, TD will be 71 in four days. Feel old yet?

 

[GMO415]

Brandon Weeden.

Defiantly a punchable face.

 

[Blackrain]

Dwayne Thomas Tony dorsett Herschel Walker emmitt Smith

Now that's a handsome group of elite running backs.

Zeke Elliott

That's one ugly fella right there

 

[diamonddelts]

La'Roi Glover had bad look in uniform. High waisted pants with a belt he got from JC Penny. Great player, just could have maybe had a different pair of pants.

Lmbao!

 

[KJJ]

Lamar Jackson.

Cowboys players.

 

[diamonddelts]

The winner! Darth Leatherface.

 

[diamonddelts]

Jay Novacek’s running style.

Looked anything but effortless. Put a man on a horse, make him ride for 32 consecutive hours, then ask him to hop off and run a route. That’s what Jay looked like.

Ran with his shoulders slightly slumped and with excessive upper torso movement. Also, half the time the guy went to ground it looked like a car crash.

Damn good player but aesthetically the opposite of a glider like a Tony Dorsett. BTW, TD will be 71 in four days. Feel old yet?

So true. Novaceks running style was the ugliest thing I'd ever seen in my life. Though he was a great player before the injury.

 

[diamonddelts]

Dwayne Thomas Tony dorsett Herschel Walker emmitt Smith

Now that's a handsome group of elite running backs.

Zeke Elliott

That's one ugly fella right there

Three stud muffins and one troll. Though to be fair, Zeke was a decent looking kid in college when he was clean cut.

 

[diamonddelts]

I nominate Pac-Man Jones. Such a punchable face that he went into boxing.

 

[KJJ]

Looks like Regina Pussker who was in my English class in 10th grade.

 

[LonnieElam]

Cowboys players.

I know. I misread the title, and now it's too late to edit. Womp womp.

 

[Tabascocat]

You guys have too much time on your hands….

 

[KJJ]

I know. I misread the title, and now it's too late to edit. Womp womp.

If Lamar Jackson was a Cowboy he would be on the list.

 

[ColoradoCowboy]

I'm pretty certain that if you are described as "a trashcan full of dirt", you must be physically unattractive. Just saying...