The New Triplets

Oz-of-Cowboy-Country

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How bad do y'all want new triplets is the question? Cause if y'all want new triplets I'll give y'all new triplets.

Let's just blow our lid and trade Z.Martin, J.Smith and LVE to the Bengles, to get Joe Burrow. Then draft Laviska Shenault with our original first round pick. Boom, new triplets.
 

MysteryIceGuro

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I get that you’re upset with the cowboys - but don’t shame the term “triplets” by anointing any of the above as such.

The real triplets (Troy, Irvin, Emmitt) earned that title by accomplishing something.

None of the above mentioned trios (including the current cowboys) have done squat.

But the ones I mentioned above have a chance to do something. All of those teams are going to the playoffs. They are feared. Dallas? A mere joke. The teams I listed actually have potential. Our trio? Not so much, at least not together. Brees, Kamara, and Thomas were cheated out of a Super Bowl Chance last year, so they got pretty dang close. So were Patrick, Kareem Hunt, and Tyreek Hill. They get the label because they’ve made it further than our “triplets” have.


Again, our “triplets” are nothing but a trio of circus chimps attempting to do card tricks.
 

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I get that you’re upset with the cowboys - but don’t shame the term “triplets” by anointing any of the above as such.

The real triplets (Troy, Irvin, Emmitt) earned that title by accomplishing something.

None of the above mentioned trios (including the current cowboys) have done squat.

Well said.
 

shabazz

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Me likey Triplets

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BotchedLobotomy

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Remember those threads? Seemed premature then, feels like a long time ago now.

But it's emblematic of the 21st century Cowboys - anointed without having accomplished anything. Guys looking like they spent more time putting together their travel ensemble than watching video of the opponent, getting rock star treatment as they're driven to the stadium where a doorman awaits them. I don't recall Emmitt Smith doing that and I know Roger Staubach didn't.

"We can't lose those guys! We've got to pay them or we're screwed!"

Pay them for what? What are we afraid is going to happen if they leave? We'll lose in the playoffs, or worse, not even qualify for them? Zeke and Tank's deals are done, but let's think twice before adding Dak and Amari to the list.
Its no secret that JJ and Garret have longed to duplicate the 90's.
 

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It's funny they never talk about Staubach, Dorsett and Pearson. They were great triplets too.
 
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