The Nooch Intensity Thread

[darthseinfeld]

Four Lokos??? Are you old enough to drink??? Lol

The old school pre 2010 ones.

 

[Whyjerry]

Intense? My toilet looks like I drank a gallon of beet juice. I didn’t but it still looks like it. That’s how intense I am.

 

[darthseinfeld]

If he's drinking Four Lokos he'll be done by kick-off!!! Lol

Haven't had them in ages. I don't think the re released ones can be that bad. I dont think they put caffeine in them

 

[Ranching]

Haven't had them in ages. I don't think the re released ones can be that bad. I dont think they put caffeine in them

I'll buy a green apple occasionally for a quick buzz! Shhhh, don't tell anyone

 

[NorthoftheRedRiver]

I faced my motorhome into the sun. INTO. THE. SUN.

 

[HungryLion]

Haven't had them in ages. I don't think the re released ones can be that bad. I dont think they put caffeine in them

Years ago when they were still caffeinated........


I had to work overnight but had a golf outing for my company the following day.

I was like. How can I stay awake after working overnight and go golfing? Oh I know. I’ll drink 4 Loko’s


What a mess. What a hot mess.

 

[darthseinfeld]

I'll buy a green apple occasionally for a quick buzz! Shhhh, don't tell anyone

Story time:

In the late 2000's, before I decided to finish my degree, I worked at a contact lense factory. My coworkers were so loathsome that I would do about 3 shots in my car on lunch just to be able to deal with them. Used to keep a bag of those mini shot bottles in my console. One day I ran out, and got a 4 Loko at the gas station. Slammed that putrid thing in about 10 minutes. Was so jack when I went into work, I was literally donkey kicking chairs. Luckily no one was in them. That place was such a crap hole, that that type of behavior went completely unnoticed

 

[darthseinfeld]

I faced my motorhome into the sun. INTO. THE. SUN.

 

[Aviano90]

Hope the kids plays well. Would love for him to solidify the back up QB position for 2021, at minimum.

 

[Ranching]

Story time:

In the late 2000's, before I decided to finish my degree, I worked at a contact lense factory. My coworkers were so loathsome that I would do about 3 shots in my car on lunch just to be able to deal with them. Used to keep a bag of those mini shot bottles in my console. One day I ran out, and got a 4 Loko at the gas station. Slammed that putrid thing in about 10 minutes. Was so jack when I went into work, I was literally donkey kicking chairs. Luckily no one was in them. That place was such a crap hole, that that type of behavior went completely unnoticed

Lol!!!! First time I tried them, I was coming back from South Padre Island and was gonna stop an visit my dad before heading home. I stopped at a store and bought two pineapple flavored ones. I figured they were like 24 oz beers? I drank 2 of them in about 45 minutes. When I got to my dad's house I had a good buzz on. My dad asked my wife if I was drunk and she said, no.....he only had two beers!!! BTW, my wife was driving and I'm 275 lbs and those things have a good kick!

 

[darthseinfeld]

Lol!!!! First time I tried them, I was coming back from South Padre Island and was gonna stop an visit my dad before heading home. I stopped at a store and bought two pineapple flavored ones. I figured they were like 24 oz beers? I drank 2 of them in about 45 minutes. When I got to my dad's house I had a good buzz on. My dad asked my wife if I was drunk and she said, no.....he only had two beers!!! BTW, my wife was driving and I'm 275 lbs and those things have a good luck!!!!

They look so harmless. Almost like a chick drink lol

 

[America's Cowboy]

What will happen if Da Nooch craps the bed?