The Official Matt Moore is ballin' out of control thread

[zeromaster]

Come here to rue.

Enjoy your stay.

Try the veal.

Bang your waitress.

Let's get dangerous.

Confirmed in post 13.



There you have it, folks.

If it's one of the waitresses I know at the Peaks in Plano, I'm all in.

 

[FaithInWade01]

Matt moore is my daad

 

[Kilyin]

I also herded one tiem that a recievir dropped a perfect Matt Moar pass in practice.

Matt was all up in his face, all fiery and angriness like, and then his teammates sed, "wow that guy is a reel leader. Its 2 bad were stucked with Delhomo."

 

[DaBoys4Life]

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[superpunk]

If we hadn't cut Moore, he would be teh awesomeness as our backups right now. He would have come in the Cards game in OT after Romo broke his pinkie... Romo would have deferred to the ballinness of Moore. Moore would have matriculated us down the field with his unbelievable ballin skills. Out of control even.

How did we lets him get away so easily.... not even for a ham sandwich or Dexter Coakley.

RUE!!!1!!!!!11!!!ELEVENTYONE!!!!!!!

BTW...... My waitress is hawwwwt.

He still does, tbqh. The real reason Romo isn't playing is because he wanted to give Jerry a chance to offer thirteen first round draft picks for His Ballinness' Matt Moore.

Matt Moore lost his entire right pinkie in an industrial accident last week, and he gained accuracy and velocity on his passes.

Matt Moore's amputated pinkie could QB this team better than Brad Johnson.

 

[Vintage]

Moore 2 Amendolaz 4 TD!


What could have been.....

 

[Word Mofo]

After Matt Moore visited the Virgin Islands they had to rename them to The Islands.

 

[superpunk]

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A CHALLENGER APPEARS!

 

[MrMom]

After Matt Moore visited the Virgin Islands they had to rename them to The Islands.

:laugh2:


As an aside, this is a call to Superpunk to bring back Cowboyzone Comics. Must read would read twice.

 

[BotchedLobotomy]

*sigh* What could've been.
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QB's that center their towels are...um....well.....you know.....uh......how do I put this........unstraight.

and why in the heck is he wearing old school pads?

 

[peplaw06]

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A CHALLENGER APPEARS!

Wow... Is that an old-school Nugs jersey with alternate colors?

That. Is. Bawwwllin.

 

[Boom]

After Matt Moore visited the Virgin Islands they had to rename them to The Islands.

I heard he was a leader of beavers.

 

[superpunk]

:laugh2:


As an aside, this is a call to Superpunk to bring back Cowboyzone Comics. Must read would read twice.

You're absolutely right. This would require me reading the forum more frequently, however, which may lead to more annoyance. It also may require me to be proficient at drawing things, and writing words. In addition, it may require me to drink more. All things considered, I'd have to say the chances of this happening are about a banana.

 

[Vintage]

We should have drafted Brady Quinn when he fell to us.

We could have trotted out the vaunted 3 QB offense with Quinn, Romo, Moore.

Teams would fear us. That's a lot of gun slingin'

 

[Boom]

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A CHALLENGER APPEARS!

Brad Johnson can make balls float much better than this.

 

[superpunk]

We should have drafted Brady Quinn when he fell to us.

We could have trotted out the vaunted 3 QB offense with Quinn, Romo, Moore.

Teams would fear us. That's a lot of gun slingin'

[FONT=courier new,courier,monospace][/FONT]I'm like a nail stuck in the wrist of they Christmas.

 

[Vintage]

Do you think Moore's got 5 on it?

I think so.

His jersey number is no coincidence. It confirms that.

 

[Kilyin]

 

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[Vintage]

If amendolaz was on the roster, we'd be undefeated.