leotisbrown
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I was enjoying the bask and glow of my xmas feedings with bottom belly buttons popping tight and feets propped high and bottles of beer brew in hand all set for enjoying the games on yesterdays timings and such.
Then like a twilight zoned fearasco everything went all to hell and high water and I drowned myself to a stupor of alcohol binges and head in the toilet afterwards passed out from the fray all foul feeling and smelling of skunk etc etc
This mournings wakeups done give me one rose bush for feeling good on and some such--
We got us Mister Jery Jones and his steady cap'ns hand running this hear ship. He done steared many a course threw choppy seas and this time be not some difference hear and there abouts. He gonna got us on tracks again even if he has to throw half the crew and passengers overboard to do it.
Sleep tights my friendlys and remembers proud with pleasant dreamings of Superbowls because we still got us Mister Jery jones and he gonna see us safe to port once mores!
Then like a twilight zoned fearasco everything went all to hell and high water and I drowned myself to a stupor of alcohol binges and head in the toilet afterwards passed out from the fray all foul feeling and smelling of skunk etc etc
This mournings wakeups done give me one rose bush for feeling good on and some such--
We got us Mister Jery Jones and his steady cap'ns hand running this hear ship. He done steared many a course threw choppy seas and this time be not some difference hear and there abouts. He gonna got us on tracks again even if he has to throw half the crew and passengers overboard to do it.
Sleep tights my friendlys and remembers proud with pleasant dreamings of Superbowls because we still got us Mister Jery jones and he gonna see us safe to port once mores!