The Pittman4Two Insider - July 24, 2006 (Monday) 4:10pm EST

[Pittman4Two]

Newsbreaks from P42 Insider Reporters:

- Gibbs and Owner at Odds? - According to my sources at the Pittman4Two Insider, no news has yet to be reported regarding the Commanders and their Round #1 first draft pick. The word is that Gibbs and the owner may be at odds at a decent number to offer the upper classmen.

- Owens Book! - Terrell Owens, Dallas Cowboys flemboyant WR acquired from Philadelphia via FA (Free Agency), has now published a book depicting his own thoughts and memwas while playing for the Philadelphia Eagles. The book, called T.O. (the initials of the extravagant WR), is expected to be on sale across the country. Look for it where any library or books are being sold.

- Training Camp to Begin this Coming Weekend - Well, boys and gals, you can now make your travel arrangements. The Tampa Bay Buccanneers will be arriving in Orlando this weekend to enter training camp. Fans of other teams are welcomed to take pictures, however do not expect any plays of any importance to be shown publicly. We, at the Insider, only expect to see a collection of run and pass plays.

Stay tuned for more in-depth analyzations as the preseason goes on.

 

[dargonking999]

umm ok?

 

[Vintage]

LOL....

More amazingness.

Thanks.

 

[austintodallas]

Is this guy for real?

 

[dougonthebench]

umm ok?

He thinks we care because of TO's book mention.

 

[superpunk]

Nice work p42.

 

[Vintage]

Its clear that only Superpunk and I understood the original post.

I recommend going back and re-reading it. Carefully.

 

[Canadian BoyzFan]

So, if I make my own site, I can post random crap and show an official link for it?

 

[SupermanXx]

is this a mockery of The Ranch Report?

if not, what the hell? LOL

 

[AbeBeta]

Newsbreaks from P42 Insider Reporters:

- Gibbs and Owner at Odds? - According to my sources at the Pittman4Two Insider, no news has yet to be reported regarding the Commanders and their Round #1 first draft pick. The word is that Gibbs and the owner may be at odds at a decent number to offer the upper classmen.

umm, the Commanders didn't have a first round pick.

 

[superpunk]

And they fall, one by one.:laugh1:

 

[bbgun]

analyzations

Oh dear.

 

[stealth]

the internet really is a great venue for satire

though I wonder who enjoys it more the writer or the writee

 

[AbeBeta]

the internet really is a great venue for satire

though I wonder who enjoys it more the writer or the writee

Yeah, but satire is usually funnier.

This is kinda weak.

 

[WoodysGirl]

And they fall, one by one.:laugh1:

Isn't it great?

 

[superpunk]

Yeah, but satire is usually funnier.

This is kinda weak.

Not one of his best works, but it was pretty good. I particularly thought the need to inform us what TO stood for was good.

 

[gbrittain]

This must be like taking candy from baby for P42. Folks just a suggestion do a search on previous P42 stuff.

 

[cowboyfreak]

I love this guy!

His comments are humorous, but I almost pee myself reading the posters that are always sure to follow!

 

[BigDFan5]

Come on P42 usually your work is much much beter presented. This felt to rushed and there were way to many correct spelling, I give it a C please try harder next time.

 

[AbeBeta]

Not one of his best works, but it was pretty good. I particularly thought the need to inform us what TO stood for was good.

Actually the whole deal is kind of a rip off of a character from Da Ali G show named Borat.

You should check that out if you think this idiot is a scream.