The Quarterback Last Name as a Verb Fun Thread

[Silver Surfer]

Palmered - To play great all the way up until the point that it mattered....

Garoppoloed - To not matter even if you play great........

 

[DandyDon1722]

Moore'd - to be hurt, only to be Floaty'd back to the field.

 

[wrongway]

Devlin'd: to be so irrelevant only your immediate family knows you're on the team.

 

[DakotaReign]

Dak'd - To be unnecessarily praised and worshipped after showing a glimpse of positive play.

 

[Boyzmamacita]

Dak'd - To be unnecessarily praised and worshipped after showing a glimpse of positive play.

Dak'd - To have fans who get upset at any semblance of praise that floats your way.

 

[Vero_F250]

Sanchez'd - to fumble after running into your own lineman.

 

[dallasdave]

Dak'd - To have fans who get upset at any semblance of praise that floats your way.

 

[links18]

Showered--to go from practice squad maybe to one hit away from Dallas Cowboys starting QB.

 

[honyock]

Kaepernicked - to instantly lose all your marketability.

"He was a shoe-in for VP, then he kaepernicked the CEO to his face and got banished to the mailroom."

 

[honyock]

McCarroned - to live a charmed life beyond all reason.

"Despite seeming pretty ordinary, but he kept mccarroning from one supermodel and cushy job to the next."

 

[Zman5]

Breesed - Got shown up by a short dude.

 

[CF74]

Kaepernicked - to instantly lose all your marketability.

"He was a shoe-in for VP, then he kaepernicked the CEO to his face and got banished to the mailroom."

Yeah he's on another payroll now....

 

[honyock]

to Flacco - to turn one hot stretch into being a made man.

to Eli - to turn two hot stretches into Hall of Fame talk. Also known as a Double Flacco.

 

[Zman5]

Cutlered - Being/getting hated by your colleagues.

 

[CowboyChris]

Namath'd - to be guaranteed a SB win.

 

[Richmond Cowboy]

Bradforded- To be anointed the best QB in the division based on preseason performance.
Ex: "Dak Prescott has been Bradforded."

 

[Kaiser]

Manninged (Eli) - to contort ones face after throwing an interception.

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[darthseinfeld]

Carried...my brother sucked but I can carry a team.

I dig

 

[CouchCoach]

Sanwichez'd - stuffed between two buns

Kaepernicked - Lean to the left, lean to the right, sit down, sit down, fight, fight, fight.

Cousined - marrying in Arkansas

Rivers'd - cry me a

Wentz'd - the reaction a GM has when he realizes what he done.

Goffed - a swing and a miss

 

[DTown214]

Taylor'd (Tyrod) - to get $90,000,000 for having a slightly above average season with one year of experience as a starter.

Newton'd (Cam) - to suddenly have a monster MVP season only to inevitably return to mediocrity the following year.

Wilson'ing (Russell) - to become the best QB of your draft class despite falling to the 3rd/4th round (also known as Prescott'ing).