The Quotes Thread

[Maikeru-sama]

I may need to re-watch this movie this weekend :laugh2: .

Clergyman: "I was interested to see a Bible by your bed. You actually find time to read it? "

Patton: "I sure do. Every ******* day. "

Reporter: Well, the people back home are interested in you, General. They're curious about your pearl-handled revolvers.

Patton: They're ivory. Only a pimp from a cheap New Orleans whorehouse would carry a pearl-handled pistol.

Patton: We're going to have to fight the Russians eventually anyway. It might as well be now while we've already got the army here to do it.

 

[YosemiteSam]

Well.... bye.

Love that scene in Tombstone. :laugh2:

 

[Wimbo]

Winston Churchill was known drink quite a bit...

On one occasion a lady said to him, "You are drunk, Sir" to which Winston replied:

"Yes Madam I am but in the morning I shall be sober, whereas you will still be ugly".

~~~~~

groucho marx:i never forget a face but in your case ill make an exception

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Winston Churchill was known drink quite a bit...

On one occasion a lady said to him, "You are drunk, Sir" to which Winston replied:

"Yes Madam I am but in the morning I shall be sober, whereas you will still be ugly".

 

[daschoo]

from spinal tap:

[Asked to write his own epitaph]
David St. Hubbins: Here lies David St. Hubbins... and why not?

[Nigel is playing a soft piece on the piano]
Marty DiBergi: It's very pretty.
Nigel Tufnel: Yeah, I've been fooling around with it for a few months.
Marty DiBergi: It's a bit of a departure from what you normally play.
Nigel Tufnel: It's part of a trilogy, a musical trilogy I'm working on in D minor which is the saddest of all keys, I find. People weep instantly when they hear it, and I don't know why.
Marty DiBergi: It's very nice.
Nigel Tufnel: You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very much like - I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it's sort of in between those, really. It's like a Mach piece, really. It's sort of...
Marty DiBergi: What do you call this?
Nigel Tufnel: Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump".

Marty DiBergi: "This tasteless cover is a good indication of the lack of musical invention within. The musical growth of this band cannot even be charted. They are treading water in a sea of ******** sexuality and bad poetry."
Nigel Tufnel: That's just nitpicking, isn't it?


yes its a favourite film of mine

another quality quote from the northern irish footballer george best
"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered."

 

[SaltwaterServr]

I may need to re-watch this movie this weekend :laugh2: .

I sure do, every *** ****** day.

One of my favorite lines in the movie.

Dying ain't much of a livin' boy. ~ Outlaw Josey Wales

Do not trust to endeavors that require new clothing. (not sure who said it)

I sincerely believe that banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies. ~Thomas Jefferson

Tala mai tafa o taua "Do you have dirty shoulders?" - Samoan phrase making reference to have you done enough to carry your fellow man that needs your help on your shoulders.

 

[CliffnDallas]

"It is better to be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt" -- Abraham Lincoln

"Eiiiii OMG OMG! Yarggggggggggggggggggg!

Mary Todd Lincoln

 

[Tusan_Homichi]

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

 

[SaltwaterServr]

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."

7:47

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[Maikeru-sama]

"a man's gotta know his limitations" Dirty Harry Callahan (said typically after killing somebody) :laugh2:

 

[Maikeru-sama]

"Bow down and kiss my converse" - The Shogun of Harlem, Sho'nuff

 

[Wimbo]

All attributed to Stephen Wight:

I think it's wrong that only one company can make the game Monopoly.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

 

[YosemiteSam]

Get busy living, or get busy dying. -- Andy Dufresne, Rita Hayworth and the Shawshank Redemption

 

[jimmy40]

Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

 

[TheCount]

 

[Bob Sacamano]

"Every man is said to have his peculiar ambition. Whether it be true or not, I can say for one that I have no other so great as that of being truly esteemed of my fellow men, by rendering myself worthy of their esteem. How far I shall succeed in gratifying this ambition, is yet to be developed" -- Abraham Lincoln

 

[DallasCowpoke]

When it's all said and done, there's usually more said than done.

--Me


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[tecolote]

Winston Churchill was known drink quite a bit...

On one occasion a lady said to him, "You are drunk, Sir" to which Winston replied:

"Yes Madam I am but in the morning I shall be sober, whereas you will still be ugly".

~~~~~

groucho marx:i never forget a face but in your case ill make an exception

i love this one by Churchill,

“Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea.
Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it.”

 

[vta]

Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
-Leo Tolstoy

Art is not a handicraft, it is the transmission of feeling the artist has experienced.
-Leo Tolstoy

Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal.
-Leo Tolstoy

If you can talk brilliantly about a problem, it can create the consoling illusion that it has been mastered.
-Stanley Kubrick

The greatest nations have all acted like gangsters and the smallest like prostitutes.
-Stanley Kubrick

 

[CliffnDallas]

"You are the only one I know that can make, Yes Mam sound like **** you.,

Yes Mam..."

The Fog.