The Save Matt Johnson Thread

[CF74]

PUP, IR, Practice Squad, Warehouse, or Storage Locker.. I don't care if u stick him in Red's desk, if we don't save him somehow we shall Rue the day!!!!

Major Rue Day Must be avoided!!!

-Carry on to woe is the D...

 

[dstovall5]

Official?

 

[dogberry]

If this is satire, it violates the Americans with Disabilities Act.

 

[speedkilz88]

Don't worry, we have a practice squad spot and a bubble reserved for him.

 

[The Quest for Six]

save him as in under glass with a sign that states, only break glass in case of emergency....

 

[jazzcat22]

I think I just pulled a hamstring responding to this thread....

 

[CF74]

Not

Official?

anymore, booooooo!!!!!!

 

[links18]

save him as in under glass with a sign that states, only break glass in case of emergency....

Break glass? That's what happens each time Matt Johnson steps on a football field.

 

[StevenOtero]

Please, stash him somewhere just to make people on here freak out.

 

[DallasEast]

Matt Johnson and this kitten need you.
Degenerative Hamstring Disorder is a real disease,
affecting aspiring players throughout the NFL.
By supporting the American PUP/IR/PS/SL Garrett's Desk Foundation,
you can inspire vital research--eventually saving the career of players like Johnson
and preventing this kitten's hamstrings from being tested on.
So please. Support the APIPSGD Foundation.
The hamstrings you save may be your own some day.
Or this kitten's.

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[Idgit]

"In case of S emergency, break glass."

Oh, wait.

 

[65fastback2plus2]

can we get sarah mclachlan to sing the song for the commercial?

 

[Wolfpack]

Love it.

 

[BAZ]

They should waive him and put the vibes out the are trying to sneek him onto the practice, boom the Pats will snap him up.

 

[Teague31]

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[Seven]

Bundle it..........add Lee, Mo and Melton.

 

[big dog cowboy]

They should waive him and put the vibes out the are trying to sneek him onto the practice, boom the Pats will snap him up.

Or Commanders.

 

[Machete]

This glass of a man pulls a hammy when he runs! So as long as he doesn't run, this would make sense.

 

[jobberone]

Well Everybody Hurts.....apologies to REM

 

[Proximo]

I wonder if any player in the history of the Dallas Cowboys has as lopsided of a "# of minutes spent on field vs # of posts concerning them" ratio as Matt Johnson. It's amazing.