The secret to our success (Sorry long)

[Canadian BoyzFan]

Is a cute 6 month year old boy in Canada named Colin. Before you all dump on me, and accuse me of having too many Molson's....here me out. The facts are staggering:

Many of the members here call him Baby Canada (Some might remember a mock draft he did this pre-season......I put pieces of paper in front of him....He correctly picked the Ware choice)

Anyway "The secret to our success" is that I must be holding baby Canada during the games.

Week 1- Becuase I was all excited for the first game of the year my Wife was nice enough to look after him during the game (So I wasn't distracted). Long story short.....Cowboys weren't too good to start the SD game while my wife watched him. Later that night, my Wife had tickets for the Backstreet Boys (Gay...I know) and had to leave. She passed over Baby Canada with 10:03 left in the 4th.

Now holding Baby Canada
SD....three and out!
Bledsoe marches us down the field for the score.
Glenn inteception for the win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cowboys win...Cowboys win.

Week 2....."Baby Canada" goes to bed at 8:30est........we lose 14-13 (Enough said)

Week 3- We get off to crappy start again. At this point I still haven't clued in yet to the secret weapon, as I wasn't holding him again at this point. Here's what happened next:

• Dallas scores to make it 24-19.
• Wife asks me to feed Baby Canada (Downstairs..not near a TV)
• Parcells ..stupid fake punt.
• Bledsoe INT....all while I'm downstairs.
• Feeding done. Wife now holding Baby Canada......Touchdown Lloyd...Christ!!!!!!!!!!! Kill me now.

At the very second Lloyd scored I looked over at my Wife holding Baby Canada it all became clear to me. "Give me back my son" I say......I probably sounded like Mel Gibson in that kidnapping movie.

Next few series (Now holding Baby Canada):

Bomb to Glenn.
TD Jones!!! Now 31-26
INT-Singleton

Baby needs a change with about 9mins left in the 4th (Wife does it....yippee!)
Get Baby Canada back for our last drive.....and start pacing the living room with him. Sure as poop...TD Keyshawn Johnson!!!! Baby is laughing.....Dad is pumped up.

Cowboys win Cowboys win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So to close, here is my plans for future weeks:

• Baby Canada is present for all games (Should be sitting with me)
• Feeding to now be done in front of the TV....not the Kitchen
• Changings to be done on commercials only (By Mom.....we'll see about that one).
• Just need to figure out a plan for Weeks 10 and 17...night games!!!!

I need to get him a Jersey too...do the sell them that small?

 

[SkinsandTerps]

http://www.footballfanatics.com/HTM...KidsKidsNewbornInfant/DallasCowboys75388.html

 

[Canadian BoyzFan]

The only reply I get is from a bloody Skins fan.

 

[SkinsandTerps]

The only reply I get is from a bloody Skins fan.

Here's to hoping that the Commander/Cowboys game get rescheduled for Sunday Night. Thanks for the karma Baby Canada.

 

[Canadian BoyzFan]

You can but your donkey, he'll be on my lap for the re-match, when we take you down.

 

[TonyS]

Go Baby Canada!

Does it matter if he's asleep? If not, just hold him while he sleeps during the night games.

Funny story.

 

[Canadian BoyzFan]

Not sleeping much in the afternoons.

I have a strange feeling we are going to beat Oakland handily. Maybe because we are expecting a close game. Seems like this team always does the opposite.

 

[trickblue]

Can Baby Canada go to Vegas with me?

 

[Eddie]

Wrong. The success of the Cowboys depends on my pre-game ritual.

I run around the block naked 1 hour before kickoff. If the cops nab me before I make it home ... then the Cowboys lose.

If I can make it without a hitch, then the Cowboys win.



Simple.

 

[DBoys]

Wrong. The success of the Cowboys depends on my pre-game ritual.

I run around the block naked 1 hour before kickoff. If the cops nab me before I make it home ... then the Cowboys lose.

If I can make it without a hitch, then the Cowboys win.



Simple.

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

 

[DBoys]

Is a cute 6 month year old boy in Canada named Colin. Before you all dump on me, and accuse me of having too many Molson's....here me out. The facts are staggering:

Many of the members here call him Baby Canada (Some might remember a mock draft he did this pre-season......I put pieces of paper in front of him....He correctly picked the Ware choice)

Anyway "The secret to our success" is that I must be holding baby Canada during the games.

Week 1- Becuase I was all excited for the first game of the year my Wife was nice enough to look after him during the game (So I wasn't distracted). Long story short.....Cowboys weren't too good to start the SD game while my wife watched him. Later that night, my Wife had tickets for the Backstreet Boys (Gay...I know) and had to leave. She passed over Baby Canada with 10:03 left in the 4th.

Now holding Baby Canada
SD....three and out!
Bledsoe marches us down the field for the score.
Glenn inteception for the win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cowboys win...Cowboys win.

Week 2....."Baby Canada" goes to bed at 8:30est........we lose 14-13 (Enough said)

Week 3- We get off to crappy start again. At this point I still haven't clued in yet to the secret weapon, as I wasn't holding him again at this point. Here's what happened next:

• Dallas scores to make it 24-19.
• Wife asks me to feed Baby Canada (Downstairs..not near a TV)
• Parcells ..stupid fake punt.
• Bledsoe INT....all while I'm downstairs.
• Feeding done. Wife now holding Baby Canada......Touchdown Lloyd...Christ!!!!!!!!!!! Kill me now.

At the very second Lloyd scored I looked over at my Wife holding Baby Canada it all became clear to me. "Give me back my son" I say......I probably sounded like Mel Gibson in that kidnapping movie.

Next few series (Now holding Baby Canada):

Bomb to Glenn.
TD Jones!!! Now 31-26
INT-Singleton

Baby needs a change with about 9mins left in the 4th (Wife does it....yippee!)
Get Baby Canada back for our last drive.....and start pacing the living room with him. Sure as poop...TD Keyshawn Johnson!!!! Baby is laughing.....Dad is pumped up.

Cowboys win Cowboys win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So to close, here is my plans for future weeks:

• Baby Canada is present for all games (Should be sitting with me)
• Feeding to now be done in front of the TV....not the Kitchen
• Changings to be done on commercials only (By Mom.....we'll see about that one).
• Just need to figure out a plan for Weeks 10 and 17...night games!!!!

I need to get him a Jersey too...do the sell them that small?

If we beat the Raiders Baby Canada becomes part of my signature!!

 

[Canadian BoyzFan]

Wrong. The success of the Cowboys depends on my pre-game ritual.

I run around the block naked 1 hour before kickoff. If the cops nab me before I make it home ... then the Cowboys lose.

If I can make it without a hitch, then the Cowboys win.



Simple.

I knew it was only a matter of time for the sacasm to surface. Hey, like they say in Bull Durham "You never mess with a streak".

Hey Dboys.......I'm going to hold you to that. I'll send you a pic of him to be placed in your sig!!!!!

 

[DBoys]

I knew it was only a matter of time for the sacasm to surface. Hey, like they say in Bull Durham "You never mess with a streak".

Hey Dboys.......I'm going to hold you to that. I'll send you a pic of him to be placed in your sig!!!!!

You got it!!!

 

[Canadian BoyzFan]

Someone needs to show/tell me how to add a picture to my sig. I'll try to get one of Baby Canada with some Cowboys gear on.

 

[trickblue]

Someone needs to show/tell me how to add a picture to my sig. I'll try to get one of Baby Canada with some Cowboys gear on.

Just PM me and I will do it for you...

 

[Fernando Fernandez]

Is a cute 6 month year old boy in Canada named Colin. Before you all dump on me, and accuse me of having too many Molson's....here me out. The facts are staggering:

Many of the members here call him Baby Canada (Some might remember a mock draft he did this pre-season......I put pieces of paper in front of him....He correctly picked the Ware choice)

Anyway "The secret to our success" is that I must be holding baby Canada during the games.

Week 1- Becuase I was all excited for the first game of the year my Wife was nice enough to look after him during the game (So I wasn't distracted). Long story short.....Cowboys weren't too good to start the SD game while my wife watched him. Later that night, my Wife had tickets for the Backstreet Boys (Gay...I know) and had to leave. She passed over Baby Canada with 10:03 left in the 4th.

Now holding Baby Canada
SD....three and out!
Bledsoe marches us down the field for the score.
Glenn inteception for the win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cowboys win...Cowboys win.

Week 2....."Baby Canada" goes to bed at 8:30est........we lose 14-13 (Enough said)

Week 3- We get off to crappy start again. At this point I still haven't clued in yet to the secret weapon, as I wasn't holding him again at this point. Here's what happened next:

• Dallas scores to make it 24-19.
• Wife asks me to feed Baby Canada (Downstairs..not near a TV)
• Parcells ..stupid fake punt.
• Bledsoe INT....all while I'm downstairs.
• Feeding done. Wife now holding Baby Canada......Touchdown Lloyd...Christ!!!!!!!!!!! Kill me now.

At the very second Lloyd scored I looked over at my Wife holding Baby Canada it all became clear to me. "Give me back my son" I say......I probably sounded like Mel Gibson in that kidnapping movie.

Next few series (Now holding Baby Canada):

Bomb to Glenn.
TD Jones!!! Now 31-26
INT-Singleton

Baby needs a change with about 9mins left in the 4th (Wife does it....yippee!)
Get Baby Canada back for our last drive.....and start pacing the living room with him. Sure as poop...TD Keyshawn Johnson!!!! Baby is laughing.....Dad is pumped up.

Cowboys win Cowboys win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So to close, here is my plans for future weeks:

• Baby Canada is present for all games (Should be sitting with me)
• Feeding to now be done in front of the TV....not the Kitchen
• Changings to be done on commercials only (By Mom.....we'll see about that one).
• Just need to figure out a plan for Weeks 10 and 17...night games!!!!

I need to get him a Jersey too...do the sell them that small?

lol...got a kick out of that story!

Well here's mine.

I live in an apartment...dogs are SUPPOSED to be taken out back to do their business...this one arse neighbor has a big dog, and sometimes he poops close to my sliding glass door!

When he has, the COWBOYS win! During the Commanders game, they took him out back.

Coincedence... don't hink so.

for fun try this guy out...he can read your mind!

http://home.teleport.com/~jrolsen/football/football00.html

 

[Canadian BoyzFan]

Just PM me and I will do it for you...

Thanks...will get Mrs Canada to snap some photos tomorrow.

 

[Hostile]

You put the kid down, I hunt you down.

:shoot3: