The Sexiest Women Over 35

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WoodysGirl;1505807 said:
This Halle? :p:
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Beauty is not just when a woman is all made up for a camera.
Sometimes a woman's beauty is strongest when she thinks she looks the worst.

First thing in the morning, hair a mess, sleep in the eyes and that tired look but gives you a smile like yeah I must look great, can be more beautiful than when they take a bunch of time getting ready to go somewhere.

Now that is not always the case but it can be the case IMO.

Halle just has that something about her that transcends the hair and makeup area that makes such a difference with many actresses IMO.
 

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BrAinPaiNt;1505810 said:
Beauty is not just when a woman is all made up for a camera.
Sometimes a woman's beauty is strongest when she thinks she looks the worst.

First thing in the morning, hair a mess, sleep in the eyes and that tired look but gives you a smile like yeah I must look great, can be more beautiful than when they take a bunch of time getting ready to go somewhere.

Now that is not always the case but it can be the case IMO.

Halle just has that something about her that transcends the hair and makeup area that makes such a difference with many actresses IMO.

STOP IT!!!! She's mine. :D
 

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BrAinPaiNt;1505810 said:
Beauty is not just when a woman is all made up for a camera.
Sometimes a woman's beauty is strongest when she thinks she looks the worst.

First thing in the morning, hair a mess, sleep in the eyes and that tired look but gives you a smile like yeah I must look great, can be more beautiful than when they take a bunch of time getting ready to go somewhere.

Now that is not always the case but it can be the case IMO.

Halle just has that something about her that transcends the hair and makeup area that makes such a difference with many actresses IMO.
Dang Brain, just ruin my fun. That was just so burtiful. :eek::

Yeagermeister;1505813 said:
Jealousy it an ugly thing. :D
I think she's a good actress with sometimes poor movie selections, but she's an emotional cripple. The only thing I'd be "jealous" of is her money.
 

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WoodysGirl;1505814 said:
I think she's a good actress with sometimes poor movie selections, but she's an emotional cripple. The only thing I'd be "jealous" of is her money.

I'm working with her on that. :D
 

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tomson75;1505464 said:
Stefani belongs nowhere, on any sexy lists...ever.

Giada is so so...those T-Rex arms bug the hell out of me. Then again, she can cook, so I take it back.

...can't really argue with anyone else, although I'm sure there are plenty of hotties being overlooked here.

Gimmie some Bellucci, some Lane, some Berry, and top it with a dash of Hayek...and I'm stoked.





Concord, I thought you liked midgets? These women are all easily over five feet...what gives?

What ?? Gwen is awesome !!!!!!!!!!

That pic does not do her justice
 

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WoodysGirl;1505814 said:
Dang Brain, just ruin my fun. That was just so burtiful. :eek::

I think she's a good actress with sometimes poor movie selections, but she's an emotional cripple. The only thing I'd be "jealous" of is her money.

I can't say I have always liked her movies or that she is a great actress in everything she does. Cat Woman alone was enough to hurt her.

But I just find her very pretty. Funny thing is I am normally a long haired girl type of guy.

On a side note, even in those pics you provided, I still think she looks pretty darn good, bag lady clothes aside. :laugh2:

Far as her emotional situation. I really don't follow most hollywood gossip so I have no idea about her situation.
 

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BrAinPaiNt;1505822 said:
I can't say I have always liked her movies or that she is a great actress in everything she does. Cat Woman alone was enough to hurt her.

But I just find her very pretty. Funny thing is I am normally a long haired girl type of guy.

On a side note, even in those pics you provided, I still think she looks pretty darn good, bag lady clothes aside. :laugh2:

Far as her emotional situation. I really don't follow most hollywood gossip so I have no idea about her situation.

I have always thought Halle looked better with short hair rather than long.
 

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Hoov;1505816 said:
What ?? Gwen is awesome !!!!!!!!!!

That pic does not do her justice



I MAY be able to give you the "I'm just a girl" video circa 1994, but beyond that, all I see is some wannabe constantly making a "blue steel" face. She's a man, baby! The formentioned video was just a cover.
 

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All I can tell you is that Michelle turns 37 this year and she is still the hottest thing this side of the sun.;)
 

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Yet another blonde joke

Blind man wanders into an all-girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind - that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "Nah ... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
 

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bbgun;1506561 said:
Yet another blonde joke

Blind man wanders into an all-girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind - that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "Nah ... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

hilarious!!!
 

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Now don't get me wrong, I think Halle Barry is gorgeous. But you guys fighting over her can keep her. Give me Jennifer Aniston, Naomi Watts, or Lucy Liu. Mmm, Lucy Liu, she has one of the most beautiful smiles.
 

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eman721;1505765 said:
I know I'm definitely in the minority on this one, but I have never been attracted to Salma Hayek. Great body for sure, but the face...

A friend of mine used to call girls like that a butter face.

Friend1: What do you think of Salma?

Friend2: She's a butter face.

Friend1: Butter face?

Friend2: Kickin body, "butter face"...terrible.
 

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Faerluna;1506657 said:
A friend of mine used to call girls like that a butter face.

Friend1: What do you think of Salma?

Friend2: She's a butter face.

Friend1: Butter face?

Friend2: Kickin body, "butter face"...terrible.

Her voice is also a bit annoying.
 

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Not over 35 but eliza dusku's eyes just do it for me...growl.:laugh2:
 

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BrAinPaiNt;1506671 said:
Not over 35 but eliza dusku's eyes just do it for me...growl.:laugh2:

You ain't kidding.

I definitely have a crush on her!:D

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bbgun;1506561 said:
Yet another blonde joke

Blind man wanders into an all-girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind - that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "Nah ... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Seriously, that's the best "Dumb blonde Joke" i've heard in over 5 years.
 
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