Duuude learn how to take a joke... Even Audie Murphy had a sense of humor...
You have got to be the life of the partyEarly on, it was the Republic of Texas...but not now. Still a state.
I don't trust anyone that doesn't like tacos.Uh, there's no one in the State of Texas that does NOT like a Taco...!
No, he's still stuck in the Civil War hoping to come home soon so he can go buy hard candy at Ole' Ned's Sweet Shop.You must live in Houston or Corpus, or one of those other fake Texas cities.
Uh, there's no one in the State of Texas that does NOT like a Taco...!
Just wait until I move there.
Meh, I'll probably get over the name Taco, not likely though lol... but I aint calling another man "Daddy". "War Taco" does sound cool though lol...
You should refer to Matt by his official title, "naked bongo boy". Everyone from Austin knows what that means.Currently its Matthew McConaughey and the ghost of Sam Houston.
That was before he took office... now he's the Lincoln commercial guy.You should refer to Matt by his official title, "naked bongo boy". Everyone from Austin knows what that means.
If anyone hasn't seen Jim Carrey spoofing those commercials, it's a must watch.That was before he took office... now he's the Lincoln commercial guy.
Reminds me of the 80s Cubs....penguin Cey, rhino Sandberg, bull Durham, deer Dernier, Steve Trout.If we could somehow land Corn Elder and Fish Smithson we could have some sort of Zone Buffet. In other cool names how about free agent safeties Ironhead Gallon or Weston Steelhammer?
Erastus "Deaf" Smith is my great great great grandfather. He was Sam Houston's chief scout. Santa Anna and his army allowed Smith and a few others to leave the Alamo just prior to the battle. Well, Smith made his way to San Jacinto and helped Sammy beat the Mexican army like a pinata.Early on, it was the Republic of Texas...but not now. Still a state.
using the word daddy in ANY sense sounds inappropriate (unless you have fathered a child) and I----CAN'T---STAND---IT...using Taco is just lame....thus, I will call him burrito from this point on