The Ten Beuhler Commandments

[casmith07]

OBEY!

1. I am The Beuhler your Master.
2. You shall have no other players before me.
3. You shall not make for yourself a chicken little.
4. Do not take the name of The Beuhler in vain.
5. Remember My Touchbacks and keep them holy.
6. Honor your Coaching Staff and your GM.
7. You shall not troll.
8. You shall not commit NFC East adultery.
9. You shall not bear false witness against Jerry Jones.
10. You shall not covet your neighbor's Quarterback.

 

[Idgit]

I bet this sounded awesome in your head.

 

[Yeagermeister]

I bet this sounded awesome in your head.

It should have stayed there :laugh2:

 

[Idgit]

It should have stayed there :laugh2:

This one's my favorite:

5. Remember My Touchbacks and keep them holy.
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[YosemiteSam]

 

[CowboyMcCoy]

It should have stayed there :laugh2:

Yeah, some things are better left unsaid.

 

[theogt]

Buehler was a murracle!!!11

 

[adbutcher]

I bet this sounded awesome in your head.

It should have stayed there :laugh2:

:laugh2:

 

[QT]

Buehler should have challenged Chuck Liddell to a fight in Oxnard.

 

[The Quest for Six]

you really need a woman

 

[casmith07]

you really need a woman

You know what happens when you assume?

 

[AlcoholicNinja]

You know what happens when you assume?

You get crappy threads like this?

 

[MaverickPS]

1. E
2. P
3. I
4. C
5. -
6. F
7. A
8. I
9. L
10. -

 

[CCBoy]

Cas, if some of their screens started to crack, I bet they would start to believe in the Buehler!

 

[casmith07]

Cas, if some of their screens started to crack, I bet they would start to believe in the Buehler!

Absolutely right!

http://i617.***BLOCKED***/albums/tt258/Dougie_fresh99/tumblr_kt2ed0FNAr1qzn2wro1_400.jpg

 

[CowboyDan]

I bet this sounded awesome in your head.

 

[KingintheNorth]

9. You shall not bear false witness against Jerry Jones.

 

[Boom]

The first rule of Buehler Club is: You do not start threads about Buehler Club.

 

[Dhragon]

The Buehler as tough as Chuck Norris thing has gotten old, and truth to tell your list was not very good even as a Chuck Norris thing. Give it a rest. I'm glad our kicker is tougher than any other in the league, but let it be. Just...let...it...be!

 

[Sickwitit]

but you know...I still haven't seen Buehler lay the wood on someone yet.