The thinnest books in sports history

[The30YardSlant]

This is me playing bored out of my mind:

MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS
by Dan Marino

A GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson

MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson

HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY
by Muhammod Ali

THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman

THINGS I WOULD NOT BUY WITH MY MONEY
by Daniel Snyder

10 TIPS FOR NO STRESS WEIGHT LOSS
by Gilbert Brown, with introduction by The 1995 Dallas Cowboys offensive line

HETEROSEXUAL LIFESTYLES
by John Amaechi

WOMEN I HAVE NOT SLEPT WITH
by Wilt Chamberlin

HOW TO BUILD AN NFL FRANCHISE
by Bob McNair

MY WILD YEARS
by Shawn Bradley

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BUDDY RYAN
by Anyone

MY BEAUTY SECRETS
by Sam Cassell

A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Barry Switzer

WINNING LEGITIMATELY
by The SMU Athletic Department

HOMOSEXUALITY: 3 KEYS TO ACCEPTANCE
by Tim Hardaway

LIFE IN THE FAST LANE
by Dwayne Goodrich

THE COMPLETE HISTORY OF DENTAL HYGEINE
by Jack Lambert

 

[big dog cowboy]

To obvious.......

How to build a championship franchise
by Danny Snyder

 

[The30YardSlant]

I was gonna go with:

HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE
by Cory Lidle

But thought it might be a little over the top

 

[smarta5150]

I was gonna go with:

HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE
by Cory Lidle

But thought it might be a little over the top

"Too soon?"

 

[The30YardSlant]

"Too soon?"

Probably

For now, all airplane jokes will need to be directed towards John Denver

 

[Big Dakota]

Things i wouldn't bet on.
Co-written by Pete Rose and Art Schlichter

 

[smarta5150]

Probably

For now, all airplane jokes will need to be directed towards John Denver

Its been long enough in his case

 

[Big Dakota]

Probably

For now, all airplane jokes will need to be directed towards John Denver

Skiing Safety
By Sonny Bono

 

[The30YardSlant]

Skiing Saftey
By Sonny Bono

NECK GUARDS ARE FOR PANSIES
by Clint Malarchuk

I'm going to hell :laugh2:

 

[Big Dakota]

This thread went south quick

 

[5Stars]

How Not to Ride A Horse

by Superpunk

 

[smarta5150]

DRAWING THE PERFECT STRAIGHT LINE
by Muhammod Ali

 

[The30YardSlant]

How Not to Ride A Horse

by Superpunk

He takes the term "mounting" to a whole new level....

uke:

 

[adamknite]

NECK GUARDS ARE FOR PANSIES
by Clint Malarchuk

I'm going to hell :laugh2:

Reading this thread makes me feel the same way

 

[The30YardSlant]

DRAWING THE PERFECT STRAIGHT LINE
by Muhammod Ali

Oh damn

 

[Big Dakota]

All The Girls I've Loved Before
By Art From Extremeskins.com

 

[smarta5150]

No Lance Armstrong cracks yet.

 

[smarta5150]

SPORTSMANSHIP
by Tonya Harding

 

[Big Dakota]

No Lance Armstrong cracks yet.

Am i missing something?
By Lance Armstrong

 

[The30YardSlant]

MY TWIN TESTICLES
by Lance Armstrong