DallasCowpoke
Fierce Allegiance
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TO Owens plants 3-4 guys in full cheese head garb, in each endzone. Making sure they get front row seats and he knows where they are, obviously.
When he scores, he does the Lambeau Leap head-first into them, where he is instantly held and pummeled with a giant inflatable hammer, while buckets of popcorn are dumped on his head.
Just when it seems our hero is done-for and will never emerge from this pit of Beelzebub with life and limb intact, he wrestles the offending object from the ne'er-do-well, hooligan, deer-slaughters and fights his way to freedom and the triumphant embrace of his teammates.
THAT, my friends, would be worth the 15 yrds, if in fact that occurred!
There's mine, now you go.
TO Owens plants 3-4 guys in full cheese head garb, in each endzone. Making sure they get front row seats and he knows where they are, obviously.
When he scores, he does the Lambeau Leap head-first into them, where he is instantly held and pummeled with a giant inflatable hammer, while buckets of popcorn are dumped on his head.
Just when it seems our hero is done-for and will never emerge from this pit of Beelzebub with life and limb intact, he wrestles the offending object from the ne'er-do-well, hooligan, deer-slaughters and fights his way to freedom and the triumphant embrace of his teammates.
THAT, my friends, would be worth the 15 yrds, if in fact that occurred!
There's mine, now you go.
Edit: Ray Sherman's the wide receivers' coach.
