The Ugly Thread

[Hostile]

Post your favorite wisecracks for how ugly someone is.

I want to get it started with the best ever. Rodney Dangerfield

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[5Stars]

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[Signals]

Yo mama so ugly even Bob looked at her and said "I CAN'T TOP THAT!"

 

[Wimbo]

The best "so ugly" ever was on Sanford & Son.
Fred Sanford to Aunt Esther: "Esther, you so ugly you could dip your face in the batter and make gorilla cookies."

I heard that when I was probably 12 years old & never forgot it. Awesome line.

 

[Hostile]

My daughter was talking about how to get rid of this rather ugly boy who was always hanging around her trying to get her attention.

I said, "Throw a stick."

 

[Warick]

You are so ugly, when you were born, the hospital had to tint the windows on your incubator.

You're so ugly, your first job was standing out in front of a hospital.....making people sick.

You're so ugly, you walked into a haunted house, and came out with a job application.

 

[lane]

some of the best looking people in the world are as ugly as an overfilled trash dumpster.

 

[Hostile]

Time to bring out the ASU co-ed jokes.

What's the difference between an ASU co-ed and the garbage? The grabage gets taken out twice a week.

What's the difference between an ASU co-ed and a police car? It takes 2 police cars to block a road.

What's the difference between an ASU co-ed and an elephant? About 10 pounds. How do you make up the difference? Feed the elephant.

 

[YosemiteSam]

Post your favorite wisecracks for how ugly someone is.

I want to get it started with the best ever. Rodney Dangerfield

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Thanks Hos. I haven't enjoyed Rodney in years. That was Rod at his best.

 

[Wimbo]

you're so ugly...

...you have to tie a steak around your neck to get the dog to play with you.

...if you were my dog, I would shave your butt & make you walk backwards.

...they moved Halloween to be the same date as your birthday.

...when you were born, the doctor slapped your parents.

 

[ajk23az]

Time to bring out the ASU co-ed jokes.

What's the difference between an ASU co-ed and the garbage? The grabage gets taken out twice a week.

What's the difference between an ASU co-ed and a police car? It takes 2 police cars to block a road.

What's the difference between an ASU co-ed and an elephant? About 10 pounds. How do you make up the difference? Feed the elephant.

Hater. BusinessWeek teamed up with this website, collegeprowler and did a bunch of rankings.

http://collegeprowler.com/arizona-state-university/

http://collegeprowler.com/university-of-arizona/

 

[Warick]

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