The Wade Love Thread

Rampage;3132555 said:
looks like the beardman has some skeletons in his closet after all. he likes to watch death. you are more than welcome beardman.

YES!

I have to go get some supplies first.

Lots of new nikes

Sharpies to put Ls on foreheads

Electric clippers so I can shave everyone dome and give the hair to locks of love.

Party Hats to cover the bald domes.

T shirts to put on all the corpses that have a picture of Richard Simmons on it and I'd hit it printed under the pic.

One corncob for each corpses hand.

I will video tape it all and I am sure I will be able to find an adult website out there that caters to people with fetishes for dead people with Ls on their foreheads, holding corn cobs, wearing nikes, bald wearing party hats and with T shirts with richard simmons and I would hit it printed on them.

There is money to be made and I will be hillbilly rich before it is all said and done.
 
bbgun;3132582 said:
Again, Wade is merely a symptom. The disease goes much higher up.

"A dog will continue to bite you if you cut off its tail, whereas if you cut off the dog's head, it would cease to cause trouble." -- Carlos Marcello

FAIL

this r funny thread
 
Bleu Star;3132584 said:
I'm head over heels for Wade. Can't help it.

Sometimes I think you are heels over head for Wade.:p:
 
Rampage;3132590 said:
so we should decapitate Jerry?

Marcello was a mobster employing a crude metaphor about killing JFK instead of his little brother, the Atty General, so I wouldn't recommend anything quite that drastic at Valley Ranch. The point is that there's no need to get excited about Wade's possible replacements seeing as how the institutional rot is still firmly in place. A clunker with a new paint job is still a clunker.
 
BrAinPaiNt;3132610 said:
YES!

I have to go get some supplies first.

Lots of new nikes

Sharpies to put Ls on foreheads

Electric clippers so I can shave everyone dome and give the hair to locks of love.

Party Hats to cover the bald domes.

T shirts to put on all the corpses that have a picture of Richard Simmons on it and I'd hit it printed under the pic.

One corncob for each corpses hand.

I will video tape it all and I am sure I will be able to find an adult website out there that caters to people with fetishes for dead people with Ls on their foreheads, holding corn cobs, wearing nikes, bald wearing party hats and with T shirts with richard simmons and I would hit it printed on them.

There is money to be made and I will be hillbilly rich before it is all said and done.

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bbgun;3132617 said:
Marcello was a mobster employing a crude metaphor about killing JFK instead of his little brother, the Atty General, so I wouldn't recommend anything quite that drastic at Valley Ranch. The point is that there's no need to get excited about Wade's possible replacements seeing as how the institutional rot is still firmly in place. A clunker with a new paint job is still a clunker.
are you suggesting Stephan should get rid of his old man like in Gladiator?
 
Bleu Star;3132518 said:
I love this guy as head coach. Jerry should stop half stepping and sign him up for a new 10 year deal asap. Don't let this one get away Jerry! :banghead:

Keith Brooking"s" is that you? :lmao2:
 
We will rue the day we let Wade get away if we don't ink him now! :bang2: :banghead: :bang2:
 
Dear Wade,

We the Cowboys fans love you. We would really appreciate you sticking around for another year........As the Defensive coordinator. Thanks Big guy.

Your biggest fan,

Rowdy
 
Bleu Star;3132518 said:
I love this guy as head coach. Jerry should stop half stepping and sign him up for a new 10 year deal asap. Don't let this one get away Jerry! :banghead:

we're winners now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
 
BrAinPaiNt;3132539 said:
I get the joke and sarcasm.
Choice
But to bring a serious point here.
Choice
I know many think that if you don't agree 100% with them or in any way defend Wade or not defend the media or anyone that attacks him...it somehow means you love wade, see no problems with wade or the team and so on.
Choice
It seems they think it is a with us or against us with no middle ground.
Choice
When I doubt there are many, if any, that think wade is the greatest coach or that any would rather have another coach of their choice if given that choice.
That does not mean they have to go along with every bashing by fans or media concerning wade, it just does not mean because they don't go along with it that they love him, think he is great or is without flaws.
Choice
Just saying.

Love,
party pooper:D


Is this Morris Code for saying you think we should start Choice???:confused:
 
C'nere Wade, you fat little underachiever.
Now go and git and be that DC your acoyltes always want.
You'd be more loved as a coordinator than as HC, cause HC's job requires a lot of cajones.
 
GimmeTheBall!;3132926 said:
C'nere Wade, you fat little underachiever.
Now go and git and be that DC your acoyltes always want.
You'd be more loved as a coordinator than as HC, cause HC's job requires a lot of cajones.

If you're going to try to sound smart, at least spell your words correctly.
 
I like Wade and hope he can get this team over the hump, if he can do that then I'll be more than happy to see him return as the HC of the Cowboys. If he fails then the Cowboys will need to look to someone else.

To me it comes down to 1 thing winning but unlike some I do feel any coach who is hired be it Wade Phillips or someone else, that coach deserves a legit chance to get the job done and a owner willing to back him regardless of what the peanut gallery wants
 
BrAinPaiNt;3132539 said:
I get the joke and sarcasm.

But to bring a serious point here.

I know many think that if you don't agree 100% with them or in any way defend Wade or not defend the media or anyone that attacks him...it somehow means you love wade, see no problems with wade or the team and so on.

It seems they think it is a with us or against us with no middle ground.

When I doubt there are many, if any, that think wade is the greatest coach or that any would rather have another coach of their choice if given that choice.

That does not mean they have to go along with every bashing by fans or media concerning wade, it just does not mean because they don't go along with it that they love him, think he is great or is without flaws.

Just saying.

Love,
party pooper:D

What you stated requires rational thought. Dumbming down arguments to black and white terms is easier.

What is worse is convincing yourself that Wade is the debil and evil incarnate and given the chance he will make Keaneau Reeves sleep with his sister to usher in our destruction.
 
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