the worst mock(and how we can make the best of it)

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first a little back story, its April 21st and AL Davis is on his way to the airport. on his way a disgruntled fan sees his limo and drives straight into it, AL is taken to the hospital and put on life support. AL not wanting to miss the draft decides to die, and now tries to figure out which owner he wants to posses and decides he hates that he talked jerry out of trading Irvin to him so he chooses jerry.

so with the 27th pick of the draft the ra...i mean the cowboys select

Taylor mays- ill explain later

round 2

Bruce Campbell- see a trend yet?

round 3

trindon holliday-AL, i mean jerry just couldn't help himself as there is no way the cowboys could win the annual track competition with the current roster.

by now Stephen has had his dad committed and will higher an exorcist after the draft.

OK so now we have to make the best of things, ill work back wards.

holliday is a huge reach but can still be used, now we have a KR/PR and he can be used on quick screens and end arounds not all bad.

Campbell is boom or bust we try him out at tackle and if it becomes clear he cant hack it we move him inside and if he still cant hack it.... here is a crazy thought... we try him out at ILB, now i realize lateral agility is not the same as 40 speed but maybe he doesn't need to be that quick to the outside, really who is gonna run up the middle with Campbell there? here is where mays comes in.

mays is a hitter, we try him out at FS but if he busts there we move him to SS and his responsibility will be a more traditional run support and be quick to get to where Campbell cant get to and if all else fails we move him inside next to Campbell. best of both worlds huge guy, next to really fast guy.

see? not all bad.


THIS IS IN NO WAY TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY!
 
If we ended up with Mays and Campbell, we should convert Campbell into a FB and Mays into an ILB.

Could you imagine Campbell lead blocking behind Bigg for Felix? Jesus.
 
sureletsrace;3333268 said:
If we ended up with Mays and Campbell, we should convert Campbell into a FB and Mays into an ILB.

Could you imagine Campbell lead blocking behind Bigg for Felix? Jesus.
you think he could get low enough?
 
sureletsrace;3333293 said:
Sure he could.


Edit: Even if he couldn't, ****...He's like a brick wall.
lol i think the LB would just take out his knees
 

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