The Worst Thing You Ever Threw Up

[urface59]

Whiskey/red Kool-aid mix. I drank I have no idea how many shots of cheap whiskey one night chasing it with kool-aid. I kid you not I was yuking on the hour every hour till around 9 pm the next day. It was one of the most miserable days of my life. Every time I had to transition from fetal position on my bed to kneeling over the toilet I thought for sure it was going to be the vomit to end all vomiting, it just kept happening though.

 

[CATCH17]

I will never eat meatloaf again. And not because I threw it up, but because my then 6 year old daughter threw it up. Again. And again. And again. I swear more came out then went in - by far. She was that age where she needed me to help with everything, and not yet old & experienced enough to anticipate the timing of the bathroom dash. Tough night. We used to eat meatloaf twice per month. That was over 2 years ago & I have not had it since.

:laugh2:

 

[YosemiteSam]

I would say dry heaving is the worst. (except that there is no cleanup)

You know, I don't mean just the feeling of wanting to puke from seeing someone else hurl. I mean when your body is literally trying hard to eject something that isn't there. It can be downright painful.

 

[CowboyDan]

Spaghetti.
Damn near died.
That's all I have to say about that.
:ralph:

 

[urface59]

Spaghetti.
Damn near died.
That's all I have to say about that.
:ralph:

That gave me a vision of having to pull out an epically long noodle out of my throat to finnish the job... :laugh2:

 

[Yeagermeister]

I would say dry heaving is the worst. (except that there is no cleanup)

You know, I don't mean just the feeling of wanting to puke from seeing someone else hurl. I mean when your body is literally trying hard to eject something that isn't there. It can be downright painful.

Try doing that after just having gall bladder surgery. I learned the hard way anesthesia makes me sick.

 

[urface59]

Another notably awful vomiting experience was when I lacerated my Kidney. I'm feeling alright, just some moderate stomach pain. When I get in to the ER they have me piss in a cup, I preceded to piss nothing but blood. As soon as I was done with that I started vomiting non stop for the next few hours as i'm getting rushed around in an ambulance and what not in a complete daze absolutely freaking out.

 

[CowboyDan]

That gave me a vision of having to pull out an epically long noodle out of my throat to finnish the job... :laugh2:

It finds it's way out your nose too....

 

[YosemiteSam]

Try doing that after just having gall bladder surgery. I learned the hard way anesthesia makes me sick.

SCORE! :laugh2:

heh that had to suck something fierce!

 

[Yeagermeister]

SCORE! :laugh2:

heh that had to suck something fierce!

Uh yeah :laugh2:

Oh and a word of advice if you ever have to have your gall bladder removed. When you are in recovery if they ask if you want something to drink don't ask for water. It wasn't a pretty outcome.....so to speak. lol