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ZeroClub

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Can you finish it?

It starts:

One Friday night during training camp, Keith Davis and Chris Canty decide to take new teammate Ken Hamlin out for a drink.
 

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The next day the police were waiting outside a local church looking for a broken beer bottle, a bullet riddled car and a missing stop sign.
 

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Maybe they could start a Cowboys version of the Clue board game:

"I think it was Keith Davis in the bar with the stop sign."

"Nope, it was outside the strip club."
 

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The Real Mavs Man;1435273 said:
Maybe they could start a Cowboys version of the Clue board game:

"I think it was Keith Davis in the bar with the stop sign."

"Nope, it was outside the strip club."

Keith Davis at the church with a 9.
 

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Davis: "Shooters on me!"

Canty: "The drinks will be flying!"

Hamlin: "It sure is crowded. Let me push my way to the bar. Who's driving anyway?"


(unison): "Dwayne"
 

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Boom;1440107 said:
Davis: "Shooters on me!"

Canty: "The drinks will be flying!"

Hamlin: "It sure is crowded. Let me push my way to the bar. Who's driving anyway?"


(unison): "Dwayne"
:lmao:
 

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Did it look anything like this?

stooges.jpg
 

ZeroClub

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Several very good punch lines offered by you guys.

This series is especially inspired:

Boom;1440107 said:
Davis: "Shooters on me!"

Canty: "The drinks will be flying!"

Hamlin: "It sure is crowded. Let me push my way to the bar. Who's driving anyway?"


(unison): "Dwayne"
 

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Boom;1440107 said:
Davis: "Shooters on me!"

Canty: "The drinks will be flying!"

Hamlin: "It sure is crowded. Let me push my way to the bar. Who's driving anyway?"


(unison): "Dwayne"

Good one.

:laugh2:
 
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