There's a joke in here somewhere

[ZeroClub]

Can you finish it?

It starts:

One Friday night during training camp, Keith Davis and Chris Canty decide to take new teammate Ken Hamlin out for a drink.

 

[ROMOSAPIEN9]

:laugh2:

 

[kTXe]

...there were no survivors.

 

[ZeroClub]

...there were no survivors.

That's very good!

Thanks, I was drawing a complete blank.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

The next day the police were waiting outside a local church looking for a broken beer bottle, a bullet riddled car and a missing stop sign.

 

[Mavs Man]

Maybe they could start a Cowboys version of the Clue board game:

"I think it was Keith Davis in the bar with the stop sign."

"Nope, it was outside the strip club."

 

[needforspeed]

Maybe they could start a Cowboys version of the Clue board game:

"I think it was Keith Davis in the bar with the stop sign."

"Nope, it was outside the strip club."

Keith Davis at the church with a 9.

 

[Mavs Man]

Ray Lewis with the knife in the club.

 

[Boom]

Davis: "Shooters on me!"

Canty: "The drinks will be flying!"

Hamlin: "It sure is crowded. Let me push my way to the bar. Who's driving anyway?"


(unison): "Dwayne"

 

[adamknite]

Davis: "Shooters on me!"

Canty: "The drinks will be flying!"

Hamlin: "It sure is crowded. Let me push my way to the bar. Who's driving anyway?"


(unison): "Dwayne"

 

[Danny White]

Did it look anything like this?

 

[ZeroClub]

Several very good punch lines offered by you guys.

This series is especially inspired:

Davis: "Shooters on me!"

Canty: "The drinks will be flying!"

Hamlin: "It sure is crowded. Let me push my way to the bar. Who's driving anyway?"


(unison): "Dwayne"

 

[Mavs Man]

Davis: "Shooters on me!"

Canty: "The drinks will be flying!"

Hamlin: "It sure is crowded. Let me push my way to the bar. Who's driving anyway?"


(unison): "Dwayne"

Good one.

:laugh2: