These Cowboys Are Sly!!

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I figured out what JJ, Wade & their team are up to...they're purposely giving the other teams in the NFC a cushion before they unleash HELL!! Think about it... they've won every statistical battle every game this year and only pulled one win outta it...cunning & crazy like a fox!! They've clearly only beat themselves and the humanitarian in them causes them to donate W's to other, more downtrodden franchises (except Houston because they beat their chests too much about their Gov-Cup victory during the exhibition season)! The only explanation has to be they're trying to lull the conference to sleep and pluck the frontrunners off one-by one...starting with Minny next week! My bold prediction (the day after another heart-wrenching loss) is that we run off win after win until we meet the Colts (12/5) for Dallas' final reg. season loss before their Super Bowl run! Wade will be praised! Red will be loved! Tony will get that Steve Young-type monkey off his back! RW will be Texas' fave son like he was w/ the 'Horns! JJ will be...well, he'll still be hated but the haters will fall on deaf ears! The Zone will be full of kool-aid drinking and sunshine pumping! It'll be great folks, just wait and see!!! :D



OK, THIS LOSS MAY HAVE MADE ME DELUSIONAL BUT WE ALL HAVE TO COPE WITH DISAPPOINTMENT IN DIFFERENT WAYS...LEMME DREAM PEOPLE, LEMME DREAM!!!!
 
They meant to unleash Hell on the other teams but Wade accidentally fumbled the can of hell and it splashed all up in his face.
 
BrAinPaiNt;3612007 said:
They meant to unleash Hell on the other teams but Wade accidentally fumbled the can of hell and it splashed all up in his face.
:laugh2: ...yesterday sucked, big time! I need to laugh today to keep from crying!
 
BrAinPaiNt;3612007 said:
They meant to unleash Hell on the other teams but Wade accidentally fumbled the can of hell and it splashed all up in his face.

you must be crazy if you think Wade fumbles cans of anything
 
BrAinPaiNt;3612007 said:
They meant to unleash Hell on the other teams but Wade accidentally fumbled the can of hell and it splashed all up in his face.
Can you imagine Phillips opening up a can of hell?

Wade is in the kitchen...

"I'm hungry. What's for dinner? Nothing down here... ditto the fridge... Ah. A can of hell. Let's open that up and OH HELL!"
 
Originally Posted by GloryDaysRBack
you must be crazy if you think Wade fumbles cans of anything

:laugh2:
Glad to see some around these parts haven't lost their sense of humor!
 

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