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True, we have defeated them 14 out of the past 15 games I believe.

Too bad none of those games play on the outcome of this one.

I guess I coached too long to EVER look past ANY opponent.
 

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dragon_mikal said:
Their defense is poo!

POO!

I dare them to blitz us! DARE THEM!

BRING IT JOEY! Parcells owns you for a reason you over the hill has been!

First play: They send the house, Taylor gets knocked on his *** and Bledsoe throws an 80 yard bomb to Terry Glenn which sets the tone for the rest of the game.

Cowboys 45
Commander 3


Well I was going to say you need a date with Prince Valium but you got me lauging too hard.

So with humors sake in mind I now say...


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ROCK ON DUDE!!

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WV Cowboy said:
True, we have defeated them 14 out of the past 15 games I believe.

Too bad none of those games play on the outcome of this one.

I guess I coached too long to EVER look past ANY opponent.

I agree with you and to add to that, streaks like this scare me. LOL
The bad part of a streak like that is it motivates the other team through out the week. The Good part about a streak like that is if the skins get down in the game it is easy for their mindset to start thinking here we go again.
 

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dragon_mikal said:
MAY romp? MAY ROMP?!

We will romp! We'll romp and stomp them all the way back to that crime ridden filth of a city called Washington D.C.!

Hey.. hey.. there are some D.C. based boys fan here buddy.. I bleed silver and blue but I love my home town! Big difference.. watch it and ohh yeah.. save some of this for Monday.. you're gonna wear yourself out! :laugh2:
 

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My, my, my...you had better hope your are right!! Karma is an x-wife...!

Don't count the chicks before they hatch...the Boyz are not immortal...
 

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Mkyle said:
My, my, my...you had better hope your are right!! Karma is an x-wife...!

Don't count the chicks before they hatch...the Boyz are not immortal...


The Cowboys are immortal! Their greatness will never die! EVER! Woohoo!

And if Karma can be a nasty snake, the Commanders are about to be bit in the ***!

NO TEAM IN THE LEAGUE DESERVES A BEAT DOWN MORE THAN THEY DO! Mwahahahaha!

And I'll NEVER run out of steam! This thread is going to keep on trucking until the end of our ROMP over the little piggies! :starspin


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:lmao2:

Hilarious. Simply hilarious. I haven't stopped laughing since this thread started. NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!! Way to get the board pumped dragon. This is the continuation of Nors' "San Diego Sucks" thread from last week. And like then, I think I'll take a big mug of your kool-aid too!! Keep up the good work.
 

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Shuttemdown41 said:
:lmao2:

Hilarious. Simply hilarious. I haven't stopped laughing since this thread started. NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!! Way to get the board pumped dragon. This is the continuation of Nors' "San Diego Sucks" thread from last week. And like then, I think I'll take a big mug of your kool-aid too!! Keep up the good work.

By the time the game comes around there will be NO THOUGHTS OF LOSING TO THE HORRIBLE Commanders!

Such thoughts lead to the DARK SIDE! Turn away from such thoughts my fellow fans! The Cowboys will come out pumped while the Commanders will still be wondering which one of them will be benched next by COACH FIBBS!

Mwahahahaha! They'll have to change their pants come opening kickoff! :star:

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I think we'll win big. The team has confidence in beating a division winning playoff team.. whereas the skins haven't answered any questions about their enemic offense struggling to beat the lowly Bears (starting a rookie QB in his first start). Plus all their turmoil and QB mess. It's our first home game.... we got the big ceremony... HOWEVER This is the NFL and the skins have a stingy D, my biggest concern is Bledsoe getting hit and FUMBLING... moreso than getting picked. Bottom line.. if we don't turn the ball over and allow wash. to score with their D or grant them short fields.. I think the skins have no shot.
 

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THEHEREAFTER said:
I think we'll win big. The team has confidence in beating a division winning playoff team.. whereas the skins haven't answered any questions about their enemic offense struggling to beat the lowly Bears (starting a rookie QB in his first start). Plus all their turmoil and QB mess. It's our first home game.... we got the big ceremony... HOWEVER This is the NFL and the skins have a stingy D, my biggest concern is Bledsoe getting hit and FUMBLING... moreso than getting picked. Bottom line.. if we don't turn the ball over and allow wash. to score with their D or grant them short fields.. I think the skins have no shot.

Another voice of infinite wisdom! THE SKINS HAVE NO SHOT!

They BARELY beat the lowly Bears! And they think they have a shot?! PLEASE!

We are better than them in every aspect of the game. We have the better QB, RB, WRs, TE, OL, DL, LBs, DBs! Even our kickers are better than theirs! And let's not even get started on how much better our coaches are!

The Commanders are bums! Gutless, classless BUMS!


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Like Parcells says, the new boys don't understand the rivalry... Not really... But when they come to that field and See the Triplets enshrined in the hall of honor.. That is definitely going to inspire JJ to run like Emmit. Bledsoe to pass like Aikman, and all 5 recievers on offense to Catch and run and score like Irvin! The deadskins don't have a chance!!!!

It's the most wonderful time.... of the year!!!
 

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Tobal said:
I want some of what he's on

You can't have any! It can only be bought in a small village (That I will not name!) in the small country of CowboysarethebestteameverandtheRedskinssuck!!

Only I know the way! But soon I will share my knowledge with all of you and we will all sit back and enjoy the high that only our DALLAS COWBOYS CAN PROVIDE!

GO COWBOYS!! :star:
 

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Dragon, I really hope you don't have to go to rehab from withdrawal symptoms because of the high you're on, right now. :D

Funny thread...
 

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Funxva said:
Like Parcells says, the new boys don't understand the rivalry... Not really... But when they come to that field and See the Triplets enshrined in the hall of honor.. That is definitely going to inspire JJ to run like Emmit. Bledsoe to pass like Aikman, and all 5 recievers on offense to Catch and run and score like Irvin! The deadskins don't have a chance!!!!

It's the most wonderful time.... of the year!!!

Right on, brother! RIGHT ON!

The beatin' the Commanders are going to take will make them wish they were Patriots fans! At least then they would know what it is like to have a franchise worth a damn!

As it is, they'll just have to take what they have! WHICH IS NOTHING! Mwahahahaha!
 

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dragon_mikal said:
Another voice of infinite wisdom! THE SKINS HAVE NO SHOT!

They BARELY beat the lowly Bears! And they think they have a shot?! PLEASE!

We are better than them in every aspect of the game. We have the better QB, RB, WRs, TE, OL, DL, LBs, DBs! Even our kickers are better than theirs! And let's not even get started on how much better our coaches are!

The Commanders are bums! Gutless, classless BUMS!


:suxskins:


:lmao2: It's Wednesday.... pace yourself!
 

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WoodysGirl said:
Dragon, I really hope you don't have to go to rehab from withdrawal symptoms because of the high you're on, right now. :D

Funny thread...

The high I'm on will never die while the Cowboys exist! They provide the giddy goodness with their great play and wonderful cheerleaders!

Run Commanders! RUN FOR YOU LIVES!
 

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*****ducks and prepare to leaves the room after reading this thread****

Get pumped. I know I am. Reading this thread got me even moreso.

Good Luck and hopefully no injuries.

****snickers, on the way out "45-3" gonna get at least 9 geez****
 

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SkinsandTerps said:
*****ducks and prepare to leaves the room after reading this thread****

Get pumped. I know I am. Reading this thread got me even moreso.

Good Luck and hopefully no injuries.

****snickers, on the way out "45-3" gonna get at least 9 geez****

You poor soul! How do you cope with being a fan of that dreadful franchise!?

Repent and maybe we will let you join us in pure Cowboy bliss!

If not...

Well...at least you are classy enough to wish us good luck. I wish you the same.
 
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