Things Kids Say

[cwbyfn88]

My three year old found my wife's tag sale price tags and put one on me. He says Papa I'm gonna sell you. I checked the price and it said $0.75. So I asked him if that's all I'm worth? He laughs and say yes Papa you are old and broken.

 

[Runwildboys]

LMAO! I don't think I ever wanna meet your kid, brother! He'll try to put me out at the end of the driveway for trash pick up!

 

[cwbyfn88]

LMAO! I don't think I ever wanna meet your kid, brother! He'll try to put me out at the end of the driveway for trash pick up!

Hahahaha. He is so sassy! I don't know how he comes up with the stuff he says!!!

 

[Runwildboys]

When I was younger, I had a girlfriend who lived with me in my mother's house, along with my brother and his wife and daughter. One day my niece asks her, "Karen, do you care about people?"
Karen said, "Yes, I do."
My niece then asks, "Do you care about everyone in this house?"
She replies, "Of course I do!"
This 6 year old girl then turns to her mother and says, "See Mommy!!"

 

[cwbyfn88]

When I was younger, I had a girlfriend who lived with me in my mother's house, along with my brother and his wife and daughter. One day my niece asks her, "Karen, do you care about people?"
Karen said, "Yes, I do."
My niece then asks, "Do you care about everyone in this house?"
She replies, "Of course I do!"
This 6 year old girl then turns to her mother and says, "See Mommy!!"

You can always count on kids to out you LOL
I was taking a nap with my son when we were on vacation. Could have swore he was asleep already. Really had to let one rip so I did. My wife wakes us up an hour later. First thing out of his mouth was mama papa farted.

 

[Tabascocat]

Nothing better than a kids honesty