MaverickPS
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1) I got to my car yesterday morning to go to work to find my front left tire completely flat. Upon closer inspection, I noticed a knife-sized gash in the sidewall of the tire. Nice. Very nice. I didn't piss anyone off so unless it's a crazy ex-g/f from the days of yore, I have no idea who could've done it. Waste of $75 at "Discount" Tire.
2) I'm 26 and my g/f is 27. The other night we made a late night trip to the grocery store (Tom Thumb) to pick up an extra ingredient for the food we were making, and decided to pick up some beer while we were there. Well, the cashier (who was proudly displaying her "We ID under 30!" badge like the **** that she was) asked for our ID's... no problem - except that my girlfriend's driver's license is expired (idiot). Well, when this amazing piece of trivia was proudly brought to my attention by the cashier, I asked her "does that change the fact that it's her license and that she's still the same 27 years of age she was a few days ago when her license expired?"... and she was like "No, I know, it's a stupid rule". Well, fine. Except the idiot bag boy came over thinking he was hot **** and said "I'll take these" as he grabbed the two six packs off the register, probably thinking he was happening upon a couple of idiot 18 year olds trying to sneak through Un-ID'd, except he was the idiot 18 year old working at a grocery store.
2) I'm 26 and my g/f is 27. The other night we made a late night trip to the grocery store (Tom Thumb) to pick up an extra ingredient for the food we were making, and decided to pick up some beer while we were there. Well, the cashier (who was proudly displaying her "We ID under 30!" badge like the **** that she was) asked for our ID's... no problem - except that my girlfriend's driver's license is expired (idiot). Well, when this amazing piece of trivia was proudly brought to my attention by the cashier, I asked her "does that change the fact that it's her license and that she's still the same 27 years of age she was a few days ago when her license expired?"... and she was like "No, I know, it's a stupid rule". Well, fine. Except the idiot bag boy came over thinking he was hot **** and said "I'll take these" as he grabbed the two six packs off the register, probably thinking he was happening upon a couple of idiot 18 year olds trying to sneak through Un-ID'd, except he was the idiot 18 year old working at a grocery store.