Things to never say to a cop

[CyberB0b]

“Do you smell bacon?”

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

“I pay your salary “

 

[Bigdog]

One time at a check point a police officer asked if there were any weapons in the vehicle...I said...just my wife.

One time I was behind a cop that made around four turns without using a blinker.
We just happened to be going to sheetz at the same time as my normal morning stop when going to work.

I got out of my car and told the officer that he might want the mechanics to look at his car since his blinker does not appear to be working.

This reminds me of a time when a friend of mind was at the Canadian border crossing over. A female border patrol officer asked him if there was anything lethal in the car. He said listen lady the only thing lethal are these right here as he flex his arms. She wasn’t happy and told everyone out of the car and stripped his Jeep down. Took everything out including the tires off. He and his friends had to put everything back by themselves

 

[Big_D]

"I didn't know I couldn't do that" ~ Dave Chapelle

 

[nobody]

"I didn't think you could catch me in that race. Best two out of three?" (Make sure to rev your engine after saying that)