Think of what agents tell players

[Jayinem]

Agent: Well ok there's the Cowboys. Oh but I'll have to contact them they don't make any outside calls to players or agents they expect us to call them. And they're probably not going to pay as much as other teams. Any interest?

Player: hell nah

Agent: moving on.......

Or better yet

Player: I want to play for America's Team!

Agent: They're not interested

Player: But I was willing to take less

Agent: They're not interested

 

[ChuckA1]

So, it's the agents' fault?

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

Agents in the past.

Player - I wanna go to dallas. Will sign for less.
Agent - We will create a bidding war with Jerry vs Jerry and get you paid way more than they should pay you.
Player - Ok that is even more than I was even hoping for, let's do this.

Agents now...

Player - I wanna go to Dallas.
Agent - They will not pay top dollar
Player - I will sign for less.
Agent - They did not call So I called them. Here is what they are offering.
Player - I said I will sign for less, I did not say I would sign for discount goodwill prices. Find another team.

 

[Carson]

 

[805BoysInBlue]

Agents are greedy, why would they not take an honest offer from this wonderful pie in Dallas? I mean Jerry and his mouth breathing son tell us everyone loves Dallas.

 

[Coogiguy03]

I mean we can't pay you but we can get you 12 wins!!

 

[Jayinem]

Jerry: is he willing to take a hometown discount?

Agent: he's not from there

 

[Ranching]

Agent: Dallas has the best fans in the league...

Player:

 

[Cowboysheelsreds053]

Agents in the past.

Player - I wanna go to dallas. Will sign for less.
Agent - We will create a bidding war with Jerry vs Jerry and get you paid way more than they should pay you.
Player - Ok that is even more than I was even hoping for, let's do this.

Agents now...

Player - I wanna go to Dallas.
Agent - They will not pay top dollar
Player - I will sign for less.
Agent - They did not call So I called them. Here is what they are offering.
Player - I said I will sign for less, I did not say I would sign for discount goodwill prices. Find another team.

LOL

 

[Chasing6]

So, it's the agents' fault?

Everything is GM Jethro's fault!!!

 

[cowboyed]

Well it is disappointed fan off-season and satirical thread starting is the understandable byproduct.