Thinking of buying a house? How about this one?

[silverbear]

Mate, her face is more busted up than Mickey Roarke's.

Yeah, she's a double bagger for sure... but you'd still hit it... you live out the words in the Willie Nelson song:

Last night at two, I went home with a ten
But at ten I woke up with a two
I've never been to bed with an ugly woman
But I have woke up with a few...

 

[silverbear]

Hint: she's the pfugly one.

FIFY...

 

[bbgun]

FIFY...

Wait. She has competition.

 

[silverbear]

Wait. She has competition.

How'd you find a picture of her cousin Betty Sue??

 

[Hostile]

Even if I could afford a house like that I would not own one. I see no joy in a place like that.

 

[Sarge]

I just bought one EXACTLY like that but different.

 

[SDogo]

Wait. She has competition.

***!

 

[SDogo]

I just bought one EXACTLY like that but different.

If you lost all but 3 bedrooms, 2 baths and about 54,000 square feet it would remind me of mine.

 

[daschoo]

Wait. She has competition.

the scariest thing about that picture is the dress. poor guy

 

[bbgun]

the scariest thing about that picture is the dress. poor guy

The bridesmaid ain't exactly a looker, either.

 

[DIAF]

Even if I could afford a house like that I would not own one. I see no joy in a place like that.

I don't know how someone can even keep up with a place that big. I'd forget about whole rooms for months and years at a time.

 

[Hoofbite]

Even if I could afford a house like that I would not own one. I see no joy in a place like that.

Me either. Supposedly that place has 100+ rooms or something. What the hell would you even do with that except for pay for the ridiculous utility bills?

 

[Tusan_Homichi]

Wait. She has competition.

The groom:

 

[jcollins28]

I don't know how someone can even keep up with a place that big. I'd forget about whole rooms for months and years at a time.

Well if your married that could actually be a good thing.

 

[CF74]

Extravagant homes; that's how the rich hide their money from the irs. I have an uncle that is a doctor and he built a 5,500 sq ft home for just himself, no wife, no kids. He said, "If I don't put it in the house I'll be forced to put it in uncle sam's pocket." Granted it's no 56,000 sq ft home but you get the idea...

 

[5Stars]

The groom:

:laugh1: :laugh1: :laugh1:

I bet their kids turn out to be movie stars!!

 

[silverbear]

The bridesmaid ain't exactly a looker, either.

If that bride had a lick of sense, ALL of her bridesmaids were homely... think how much uglier the bride would look if she surrounded herself with hot wimmin...

 

[tomson75]

Even if I could afford a house like that I would not own one. I see no joy in a place like that.

What about this one? I'd live here in a heartbeat.