This is precisely why I was happy to see Micah go. What a clown

Yeah, because that would mean that there has been a tear in the fabric of the universe and cosmic horrors from beyond have driven everyone insane
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So this should make it oh so clear. Who do u want in your foxhole, Michael Irvin or Micah Parsons?! You don’t pay beaucoo cash to a non leader.
 
Washington will be an absolute dumpster fire, and their coach gone by the bye. IMO. No way they top the Giants.
They were a dumpster fire last year after their GM made some blunders and they had a bunch of injuries.

They are in a bit of a rebuild now and made some really solid free agent moves this off season to get younger and faster.

Eight wins is not out of the question by any stretch
 
He is very afraid of any success for the Cowboys without him. Knows it will call into question his "true" value. Particularly if he & his current team aren't doing well.

Also, next time I look to him for any opinion or advice will be the first time.
That makes no sense as Parsons plays for the Packers, a team who has played in eight NFC Championship games the past 30 seasons. Since we have not played in one over that same time period, I’d say Parsons is relieved to be out of Dallas and not terribly worried about what we do this year.
 
I'm sorry, but they guy is talented and lives off of that which is fine and good, but he seems far far away from having the right mentality... Speaking for me personally, his new prediction videos, specifically the nfc east, shows too much of his podcaster persona in which in my eyes was a big distraction..



Micah, you are rich for your brutish skills, not because of analysis or commentary. So stick to pursuing QBs and enjoy the winters and nightlife of Green Bay.

1. Dallas
2. Egirls
3. Giants
4. Commanders
 
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Btw, can we also be honest that the only reason Micah isn’t here is because Jerry got his feelings hurt? It’s not because of culture or podcasts….
This is some prime cope. Let’s talk reality. Jerry made an offer he felt was fair, most likely knowing Micah would pout like the lil B he is, and Jerry would then be able to fleece some sorry *** team like GB.

I get it, it kills,you to admit that had Jerry just paid him, this team would still suck.

Micah was a punk at PSU and his training take B move proved the pre draft insights accurate and now we know why he fell.

Next to Lev Bell, Micah is the 2nd dumbest player in the past 20 years. Jerry ***** slapped his *** on outta Dallas, but hey pretend you know Jerry.

Like Chris Rock says, he’s rich … very rich, but the dudes who sign his checks are truly wealthy and they didn’t get their being stupid
 
This is some prime cope. Let’s talk reality. Jerry made an offer he felt was fair, most likely knowing Micah would pout like the lil B he is, and Jerry would then be able to fleece some sorry *** team like GB.

I get it, it kills,you to admit that had Jerry just paid him, this team would still suck.

Micah was a punk at PSU and his training take B move proved the pre draft insights accurate and now we know why he fell.

Next to Lev Bell, Micah is the 2nd dumbest player in the past 20 years. Jerry ***** slapped his *** on outta Dallas, but hey pretend you know Jerry.

Like Chris Rock says, he’s rich … very rich, but the dudes who sign his checks are truly wealthy and they didn’t get their being stupid
Haha talk about cope….. you’re delusional….

You guys never said any of this until he left to GB.
 
I don’t know who the bigger clown Micah or this guy. I couldn’t get through the whole video.
 
Gone AND Forgotten! Personally, I hasn't thought about this dude being on the Cowboys since the trade happened. I was tired of his ME, ME, ME, ME, ME BS!!!!!
I don't think about Micah until someone posts a thread... but then again, I do like to seize the opportunity to do the following once it's time to get the popcorn out... :popcorn::
  1. Clown both Parsons and Green Bay when possible. I know some disagree, but Jerry hasn't struck glory (you know what!) like this in a while.

  2. Proclaim that Jerry won the trade once more, potentially triggering the last 2 or 3 Parsons fanboys (incidentally).

  3. Remind myself and everyone else that, yes, indeed: Williams + Clark + Lawrence + Overton + Moore > Parsons.
 
Well at least he didn't say, "I'd put the Cowboys at 1 spot if I was still there." He kept his inner diva minimal and seems to be talking different then he did on these in the past..
When he predicts all 32 teams how can anyone distill it down to Cowboys hate.
 
I hated that the FO managed the negotiations as poorly as they did ie cutting the agent out, dragging their feet, leaking info to the media etc…

That said— I am glad he is gone. As talented as he is, character and leadership matter, and as soon as he took the nap on the trainers table it was clear as day: he thinks he is above the team and is only concerned about one thing— Micah Parsons
Hadn't he already said he wanted out by that point?
 
I don't think about Micah until someone posts a thread... but then again, I do like to seize the opportunity to do the following once it's time to get the popcorn out... :popcorn::
  1. Clown both Parsons and Green Bay when possible. I know some disagree, but Jerry hasn't struck glory (you know what!) like this in a while.

  2. Proclaim that Jerry won the trade once more, potentially triggering the last 2 or 3 Parsons fanboys (incidentally).

  3. Remind myself and everyone else that, yes, indeed: Williams + Clark + Lawrence + Overton + Moore > Parsons.
Nice to see you've put last year behind us. Because the defense sucked on a historic level.
 
Let's say the rest of the team isn't doing anything. That still doesn't change the fact that the team is fractured which is the point. And he was running his mouth about Dak too. Dak did his job as good as anybody on the team. AOC stated that Dak had to approach micah about his podcast comments. Micah has responded to him before and micahs brother has been on his channel plenty of times. If he's lying then say it. I 100 percent believe Dak wasn't feeling his podcast.
Well Dak can be pretty fragile when someone questions his play.:p
 

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