This is really odd and kinda scary

[Cowpolk]

A car just parked on my front porch Problem is my front porch is a sun room with a car parked in it. Guy that parked on my front porch is sober and a drunk driver ran a stop sigh hit him and caused him to park on the front porch HE IS UNDER ARREST AND WE ARE LOOKING AT 7 POLICE CARS ALL FLASHING LIGHTS

 

[CouchCoach]

A car just parked on my front porch Problem is my front porch is a sun room with a car parked in it. Guy that parked on my front porch is sober and a drunk driver ran a stop sigh hit him and caused him to park on the front porch HE IS UNDER ARREST AND WE ARE LOOKING AT 7 POLICE CARS ALL FLASHING LIGHTS

I tried to tell you, folks in Oklahoma do weird things for fun. Who else could have come up with noodling?

 

[Runwildboys]

Time for an upgrade. Maybe put guard rails around the new porch...or a garage door.

 

[Roadtrip635]

Time for an upgrade. Maybe put guard rails around the new porch...or a garage door.

At least put up a "No Parking" sign.

 

[ESisback]

A car just parked on my front porch Problem is my front porch is a sun room with a car parked in it. Guy that parked on my front porch is sober and a drunk driver ran a stop sigh hit him and caused him to park on the front porch HE IS UNDER ARREST AND WE ARE LOOKING AT 7 POLICE CARS ALL FLASHING LIGHTS

Sharing your home with the community! Hope State Farm has your back!

 

[Cowpolk]

Sharing your home with the community! Hope State Farm has your back!

The Sherriff that was here last night gave us a number to a Trade School We buy the material and they do the work for free as a school project Caught a break on that one

 

[ESisback]

The Sherriff that was here last night gave us a number to a Trade School We buy the material and they do the work for free as a school project Caught a break on that one

Cool! Insurance should cover your material expenses. ✊

 

[Runwildboys]

The Sherriff that was here last night gave us a number to a Trade School We buy the material and they do the work for free as a school project Caught a break on that one

Shouldn't someone's insurance pay for a professional to do it right?

 

[Cowpolk]

Shouldn't someone's insurance pay for a professional to do it right?

They need to catch the guy that caused the accident he ran I can use ours but it has a high deductible the guy that hit us was not his fault And his aunt is trying to get her insurance to cover it. It is her Escalade

 

[Runwildboys]

They need to catch the guy that caused the accident he ran I can use ours but it has a high deductible the guy that hit us was not his fault And his aunt is trying to get her insurance to cover it. It is her Escalade

Oh wow, I didn't realize the guy who caused the accident split. That sucks!

 

[Cowpolk]

They need to catch the guy that caused the accident he ran I can use ours but it has a high deductible the guy that hit us was not his fault And his aunt is trying to get her insurance to cover it. It is her Escalade

P.S. some ones insurance will be used The school is just placing a bid so is her insurance I have a great contractor he fixed everything that we wanted them to fix after we bought the house And was 10,000 dollars lower than the next closest bid he is bidding and he lives less than a mile away Our across the street neighbor in Grand Prairie an old fart backed down his driveway up ours and all the way thru to the back yard That one cost him 65,000 dollars This is our 2nd car vs house accident

 

[Runwildboys]

P.S. some ones insurance will be used The school is just placing a bid so is her insurance I have a great contractor he fixed everything that we wanted them to fix after we bought the house And was 10,000 dollars lower than the next closest bid he is bidding and he lives less than a mile away Our across the street neighbor in Grand Prairie an old fart backed down his driveway up ours and all the way thru to the back yard That one cost him 65,000 dollars This is our 2nd car vs house accident

You should consider building a moat.

 

[ESisback]

P.S. some ones insurance will be used The school is just placing a bid so is her insurance I have a great contractor he fixed everything that we wanted them to fix after we bought the house And was 10,000 dollars lower than the next closest bid he is bidding and he lives less than a mile away Our across the street neighbor in Grand Prairie an old fart backed down his driveway up ours and all the way thru to the back yard That one cost him 65,000 dollars This is our 2nd car vs house accident

Holy crap, Gip. We need the Tree Stump Story and some bacon!

 

[SlammedZero]

Interesting timing with your story.

About 3 weeks ago, my phone started blowing up at about 1am. I looked and it was my daughter. Freaked out, I answer, and she is telling me there is a car that hit her house. Apparently some kid was drinking and driving, texting and driving, and speeding down their street. He ended up hitting a parked car on the side of the road, he bounced off that car and up through a yard, hit the neighbors car, pushed the neighbors car into my daughter's yard, and then came through and smashed into their living room wall. Didn't end up penetrating their house, but it did some damage.

My daughter is in her early 20s. Great kid, never have had trouble with her, but I still used that whole event as a great reminder to her why it's not worth it to drink and drive.

 

[shabazz]

You should consider building a moat.

We should all consider getting life insurance on brother Cowpolk

 

[Cowpolk]

Great new news we hired an attorney. They have presented 2 insurance cards both are fake. Chief of police is going to have both their license's suspended for driving with no insurance and face some other charges related to false documents.

 

[Runwildboys]

Great new news we hired an attorney. They have presented 2 insurance cards both are fake. Chief of police is going to have both their license's suspended for driving with no insurance and face some other charges related to false documents.

Both? You mean the one who landed in your house and the one who caused the accident? Did they find him/her?

 

[Xelda]

Dadgum Cowpoke! Trouble is always looking for a place to land and apparently has you on it's GPS. You need to grab your neck and yell for your attorney. I hope everyone is ok except for the drunk driver which I hope has a huge hangover and by huge, I mean one of the "I'll never drink again" varieties. I had that one when I turned 18 and woke up to a bunch of ticked off meercats.

 

[Runwildboys]

Dadgum Cowpoke! Trouble is always looking for a place to land and apparently has you on it's GPS. You need to grab your neck and yell for your attorney. I hope everyone is ok except for the drunk driver which I hope has a huge hangover and by huge, I mean one of the "I'll never drink again" varieties. I had that one when I turned 18 and woke up to a bunch of ticked off meercats.

Now that sounds like a good story!

 

[ESisback]

Dadgum Cowpoke! Trouble is always looking for a place to land and apparently has you on it's GPS. You need to grab your neck and yell for your attorney. I hope everyone is ok except for the drunk driver which I hope has a huge hangover and by huge, I mean one of the "I'll never drink again" varieties. I had that one when I turned 18 and woke up to a bunch of ticked off meercats.

Meerkats are secksy.