This loss is Amber Heard's fault

[Reverend Conehead]

She's the one who knocked Diggs out for the season via her voodoo doll of them. Then she spent the day sticking pins in our backup O-linemen who had to play. She also put several hexes on our defense, allowing the Cards to suddenly run all day on them.
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Don't worry. I'll get her back. She's gonna be real sorry she messed with our team.

 

[DoctorChicken]

I'm glad you're on the case, Reverend

 

[The Fonz]

Rev watch out your are next on her list

 

[CyberB0b]

I just hope she pooped in Jerry's shoes.

 

[Creeper]

Is she the one that taught the Cowboys to poop the bed?

 

[VaqueroTD]

This is what Hollywood gets for taking her out of the Aquaman sequel. That vindictive "female dog" decided to ruin the Cowboys great start.