This was posted at the Rivals site

[Bob Sacamano]

that was pretty funny, alot better than that Pittman4MVP fella

 

[Vintage]

you recall, or were present to steal the collection for your own personal sniffing?

They do say money is one of the dirtiest things to touch....

Because its been everywhere.

Just like the "preacher" we keep talking about. Her...uh....collection has been well....uh....spread around to many...uh...parisheners.

 

[AbeBeta]

My little birdy told me that the passenger was a "working girl":..........

Come on folks -- he was on his way to church that morning. Why go to church if you aren't sinning during the week?

 

[Charles]

I have an account to that site and I just got the update. Here it is, guys.

"In looking deeper into the Keith Davis investigation, lead investigator Lieutenant Michael Jefferson released this statement: 'I poured over hours upon hours of paperwork. I have talked numerous times to the first officers on the scene. I have followed up on every lead and every single angle, from Keith Davis's connections and background, to his reasoning of heading to church that day. I have spoken with some of the area gang members, asking them about any sort of knowledge of Davis. All pieces of the investigation lead me to the same conclusion. Keith Davis can't cover worth crap.' Stay tuned to the Ranch Report for further details on this case, and be sure to send in your $100 membership fee by the end of the month for your chance to win an autographed plush Marco Rivera doll."

My ribs hurt

 

[EMMITTnROY]

thank you, thank you..

:thankyou:

 

[WoodysGirl]

Come on folks -- he was on his way to church that morning. Why go to church if you aren't sinning during the week?

Maybe he did a lil sinning that night and needed to repent...

 

[BARRYRAY]

Any chance that Michael Irvin is involved in this, seems he's always speeding around the freeways. At any rate you know that Keith was only taking her to church....

 

[Big Dakota]

Yes it's from the RR, so it's probably not "Davis gets cut" news. Maybe it's "Davis goes on non-football injury list"?? Spags suggested the other day this is likely to happen if he's not 100% ready to go and can pass a physical.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Yes it's from the RR, so it's probably not "Davis gets cut" news. Maybe it's "Davis goes on non-football injury list"?? Spags suggested the other day this is likely to happen if he's not 100% ready to go and can pass a physical.

DING DING DING!

 

[superpunk]

thank you, thank you..

:thankyou:

You deserve an award.

That was one of the most unexpectedly funny things I have ever read.

 

[Charles]

Any chance that Michael Irvin is involved in this, seems he's always speeding around the freeways. At any rate you know that Keith was only taking her to church....

Hmmm thats a good angle. Could Irvin be the shooter?

 

[Vintage]

Hmmm thats a good angle. Could Irvin be the shooter?

"back....and to the right.......back......and to the right...."

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I see everyone has ignored the most logical thing said in this thread,

Big Dakota's last post

 

[WoodysGirl]

I see everyone has ignored the most logical thing said in this thread,

Big Dakota's last post

It was only four posts ago. I see patience is not your strong suit. That's a bad habit to develop, young grasshopper.

 

[Charles]

I see everyone has ignored the most logical thing said in this thread,

Big Dakota's last post

You're probably right. Nothing wrong with having fun at the expense of a "rival" site. They've been known to break news when players break wind.

 

[ABQCOWBOY]

Maybe he did a lil sinning that night and needed to repent...

Well, it's a cinch he aint Catholic. All we gotta do is drop a dime, dial 1-800-VATICAN, and wait for the call to connect. Suddenly, an Italian speaking gent comes on the phone, tells you to turn your head and cough and then instructs you to deposit 10 more dollars into the slot.

All there is to it. No mess, no blood, no nothing.

That's what happens when you invest over 2000 years developing a full proof system like that.

 

[superpunk]

I see everyone has ignored the most logical thing said in this thread,

Big Dakota's last post

I thought 4 DING's was sufficient.

 

[Hiero]

good, I seriously hate this guy with a passion. zero play recognition, hes a damn midget and hes a piece of crap thug. good riddance. time for pat watkins and marcus coleman to start.

 

[EMMITTnROY]

You deserve an award.

That was one of the most unexpectedly funny things I have ever read.

thanks man, I appreciate you saying that..

Im glad you guys got a good laugh and I made some ribs hurt..

 

[RealCowboyfan]

If he gets released...we have a rook and an old Vet at FS, plus Willie Pile.

I'm not comfortable going into camp with those as options...

GOOD POINT :starspin