This weekend I

[Reverend Conehead]

This weekend, I played my guitar, and that was more fun than watching our playoff game.
I watched science shows on streaming services, and that was more fun than watching our playoff game.
I had a French lesson in Skype with a woman from Camaroon, and that was more fun than watching our playoff game.
I hiked up a snowy and icy hill to buy some groceries. On my way back, I slipped and fell on my butt, and it really hurt ... and that was more fun than watching our playoff game.
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Tell me. Why do I do this to myself year after year?

 

[Reverend Conehead]

.... ouch. I'm not feeling my slip-and-fall until now. I was bundled up perfectly, except for my shoes. I was wearing New Balance sneakers that have crap traction in the snow and ice. Ouch, my arm and back are killing me. I should have gotten some kind of boots designed for the snow.