Those ridiculous impossible to answer questions thread

[MarionBarberThe4th]

I think theres a word for these. The questions like would you see your mom naked if somehow it meant saving your dads life.

I could think of a million, but heres one. You can answer and explain why then ask your own.....


What would you least want to find out. Your 15 year old is:
Drinking all the time
Addicted to cigarettes
Smoking weed all the time

 

[Tusan_Homichi]

I would say I would least like my child to be drinking all the time. Weed can impair judgement, but alcohol is another level, IMO.

Now for mine:

If it meant the Cowboys would win the Super Bowl that year, would you kiss another dude with tongue?

 

[Chief]

If it meant the Cowboys would win the Super Bowl that year, would you kiss another dude with tongue?

I think Parcells tried it and it didn't work.

Or maybe it worked for Belichick .... hmmm.

 

[CowboyWay]

I would say I would least like my child to be drinking all the time. Weed can impair judgement, but alcohol is another level, IMO.

Now for mine:

If it meant the Cowboys would win the Super Bowl that year, would you kiss another dude with tongue?

Pucker up. I don't care.

You could be a billionaire, but only had 5 years to live. Would you take the money

 

[Chief]

You could be a billionaire, but only had 5 years to live. Would you take the money

Sure. I would donate all that money to really good charities, funding tons of great projects that could change lives and souls.

Then go to paradise (Heaven).

OK, Rosie O'Donnell or Roseanne Barr?

 

[JohnnyHopkins]

I would say I would least like my child to be drinking all the time. Weed can impair judgement, but alcohol is another level, IMO.

Now for mine:

If it meant the Cowboys would win the Super Bowl that year, would you kiss another dude with tongue?

Could I have some of my kid's weed first?

 

[Sarge]

OK, Rosie O'Donnell or Roseanne Barr?

You should be banned!

 

[zrinkill]

OK, Rosie O'Donnell or Roseanne Barr?

Barr .... at least she was funny at one time.

Watch the Skins or Eagles win a Superbowl?

 

[Yeagermeister]

PBR or Schlitz?

 

[bbgun]

If a Bob falls in the woods ...

 

[Yeagermeister]

If a Bob falls in the woods ...

will anyone care?

Finished it for you