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(NY Jets vs. Bills)
- Try Morse code, Rex Ryan. Maybe Mark Sanchez will get it then.
- What do Braylon Edwards and Maxwell House Coffee have in common? Good to the last drop.
- A past-his-prime T.O. gets introduced to the future of the NFL in Darrell Revis.
- Thomas Jones has to be the most underrated back in the game.
- He just consistently produces on a week to week basis.
- Toronto to Buffalo: You can keep them.
- Slim, meet the NY Jets playoff hopes.
(Saints vs. Commanders)
- Is Destiny smiling on the Saints or what?
- Another improbable win becomes probable.
- Skins: fast starters, slow finishers.
- If Shaun Suisham is on the Skins roster next season, you’d best believe some compromising photos of Daniel Snyder exist somewhere, and Suisham must possess them.
- He cost the Commanders two games this season.
- Sorry, but you have to make those kicks.
- The song that should have been on Skins DB Kareem Moore’s iPod: Jungle Boogie by Kool and the Gang. The song’s opening verse: “Get down, get down! Get down, get down!”
- You want an example of how strong a receiver’s hands are? Witness Robert Meachem as he yanks the ball away from Moore and travels down the sidelines for a touchdown.
- That’s why coaches have receivers lifting weights.
- You have to feel for the Skins. A few plays here, a few plays there and they’re in the playoff hunt.
- Devin Thomas ready for Primetime.
- Albert Haynesworth makes a big difference in the middle.
- We probably won’t be seeing Laron Landry on “Dancing with the Stars.” Double moves give him problems.
- Two double moves and the Saints score 14 points.
(Bengals vs. Lions)
- Told you Cedric Benson would get healed and in a hurry.
- Bengals still relying too much on Shayne Graham’s leg.
- But emphasizing the running game may play into this team’s hands should they be able to secure the second seed in the playoffs.
- Someone tell Chad Ochocinco he’s not in college playing for a Fiesta Bowl-bid.
- Both C.J.’s (Chad Jackson and Calvin Johnson) provide the deep-ball threat for their respective teams.
- Bengals DE Jonathan Fanene goes all the way, way.
- We can say that Matt Stafford has guts.
- Don’t fear, Detroit. The future is in good hands.
(Colts vs. Titans)
- Vince Young and the Titans return to earth.
- Peyton and Co. prove to be too much for Tennessee.
- I think Peyton and the Colts secretly want to run the table and stamp that Manning is a better quarterback than Tom Brady.
- He’s getting it done with receivers named Pierre Garcon and Austin Collie.
- Joseph Addai decides to show up in the end zone, once and again.
- The Colts defense is taking things personally and ready to establish itself as a young but formidable unit.
- Chris Johnson may come up short in his bid for league MVP but he surpasses the century mark once again.
- Nate Washington and his swiss cheese hands.
- Milk cartoon candidate: Lendale White?
- Where is he, especially on short yardage downs in the Red Zone?
- No jersey necessary. The winner, Coach Fisher, is behind center throwing a touchdown pass right … there.
(Eagles vs. Falcons)
- Did the positive reaction to Michael Vick surprise you?
- Not me.
- How long had Reid and staff been planning this coming-out party for Vick?
- Chris Redman is better in relief.
- With Turner, Ryan and Jenkins out, the Falcons had no chance.
- Leonard Weaver, another one-hand wonder.
- Eagles plum the free agent wire to pick another gem.
- Another year with McNabb, and the Eagles receivers could rival the Cardinals and Saints.
(Raiders vs. Steelers)
- The Steel Curtain Defense? More like shower curtains.
- If anyone doubts how valuable Troy Palomalu is to the Steelers defense, look no further than the Steelers four-game losing streak.
- Still, letting a rookie wide receiver school you?
- We know the Steelers aren’t calling them the Jokeland Raiders.
- Wow. Who would have thought Bruce Gradkowski to Louis Murphy would be a winning combination?
- Once against Cincinnati and now against Pittsburgh.
- I don’t think Bruce Almighty wants to give the job back.
- I know I bag on the Raiders, but they don’t roll over and play dead like a certain team in Texas.
- Like the Cowboys, the Steelers offense played well enough to win the game but the defense let the team down.
- I know there are too many Steelers in the hall of fame, but on effort alone Hines Ward should make it.
(Giants vs. Cowboys)
- That heartbeat you heard was from the NY football Giants.
- It’s December, so you know where your Cowboys are Dallas.
- On the losing side of W/L column.
- Can’t blame this one on Tony Romo.
- Yes, DeMarcus Ware is a very good player, but he’s not a clutch player. He’s overrated when the game is on the line and you need a critical sack.
- The Cowboys simply can’t cover Steve Smith.
- Poor tackling and poor angles, that’s all you need to know about teaching and training under Wade Phillips.
- My son’s 11-year-old team knows more about how to take proper angles and remain discipline to your coverage lanes than the Cowboys do.
- The Cowboys talented trio at running back is being wasted under Jason Garrett.
- Marion Barber picks a bad time to have a bad game.
- The Barbarian is losing his fierceness.
- Hakeem Nicks gets reacquainted with the touchdown – again.
- The receiver the Boyz could have had if not for the Roy Williams trade.
- By the way, nice TD grabs but you don’t play for the Longhorns anymore.
- How embarrassing is it to let Brandon Jacobs race 76 yards down the sidelines and not one Cowboy can catch him?
- The only way Flozell Adams can block Jason Tuck is from behind.
- Expect your wallet to be lighter, Adams.
- Look on the bright side, Cowboys fans. Wade Phillips is one step closer to the door.
(Chargers vs. Browns)
- Brady Quinn to Mohammed Massoquoi? Mm good.
- Derek Anderson will be wearing a uniform other than brown and orange next year.
- How fitting, LT surpasses Jim Brown’s rushing yards in Cleveland with Brown watching.
- LT joins the rarified air with Jerry Rice and Emmitt Smith with 150 or more TDs.
- If Darren Sproles gets in open space, watch out.
- If this were any other year, Phillip Rivers would be among the running for league MVP.
- Don’t be surprised to see the Chargers in the Super Bowl.
(Broncos vs. Chiefs)
- Arrowhead Stadium usually gives the Broncos fits. Not … this … time.
- Brandon Marshall – one (hand) if by air, two (feet) if by ground.
- I think we see the importance of Kyle Orton to Denver’s offense.
- Brodie Croyle at punter. Rrrrighhtt like that was going to fool the Broncos.
- Should have started Buckhalter on my fantasy team.
- The Broncos will make the playoffs.
(Jags vs. Texans)
- No lucky breaks for Matt Schaub.
- So that’s where Hex Rex Grossman is.
- First pass, a pick.
- Tells you all you need to know about Grossman when your starting quarterback has to be brought back into the game with a dislocated shoulder.
- Steve Slaton: the Disappearing man.
- What went wrong? That half-back option pass worked in practice, coach.
- The Colts took Houston’s heart, the Jag stole their soul.
- This team may not win another game this year.
(Cardinals vs. Vikings)
- Do any receivers have better hands as a unit than the Cardinals receivers?
- Are any receivers as physical as a unit as the Cardinals receivers?
- With protection like this, Kurt Warner may not experience another concussion.
- Favre has defied expectations, but Sunday night proved he needs to be protected by a running game.
- Cardinals simply stuff Adrian Peterson.
- Larry Fitzpatrick was breaking tackles like Peterson usually does.
- Jared Allen had a tough night.
- I knew E.J. Henderson was out for the year after I saw his leg whip like limb rope.
- The Cardinals have all the talent in the world on offense and defense to repeat as NFC Super Bowl representatives.
(Dolphins vs. Pats)
- Don’t look now but Tom “Terrific” has lost his last-minute mojo.
- Devon Bess, Miami’s best receiver.
- Wait until this team gets some blue chip players.
- Still don’t think they make the playoffs, but this is the classic overachieving team.
- Randy Moss good for at least one fingertip TD grab against the Dolphins.
- Wes Welker got away from Miami, but the Dolphins didn’t let him get away too much on the field.
- Someone better hip Bill Belichick to the term “a gambling fool.”
- Take the field goal and you’re probably looking at a win.
- Sam Aikens does steps on and over Shaun Smith.
- One Michigan quarterback (Chad Henne) outduels another (Tom Brady).
- Pats armor of invincibility slowly cracking.
- No longer road warriors – except in London.
- The Carpenter nails another victory for the Fins.
(Bears vs. Rams)
- What Chicago has been waiting for: An interception-free Jay Cutler.
- What Chicago has been waiting for II: Matt Forte finding the end zone.
- Fear not, Rams, Jimmy Clausen is on his way.
(49ers vs. Seahawks)
- Why is Julius Jones starting in place of Justin Forsett?
- Federal Express Vernon Davis to the Pro-Bowl, please.
- Seattle escapes a flagrant pass interference call.
- Too many red zone buggles by San Francisco.
- Here’s an Inconvenient Truth: Frank Gore – your fumble may have cost your team a spot in the playoffs.
- 49ers blow their chance for a division title.
- And I thought the race was over after such a promising start by San Francisco.
- That’s why early predictions mean nothing.
Top Five: 1.) Colts 2.) Saints 3.) Vikings 4.) Chargers 5.) Bengals
Bottom Five: 28.) Chiefs 29.) Buccaneers 30.) Commanders 31.) Browns 32.) Rams
All corrections, comments, clarifications and criticisms are welcomed.
- Try Morse code, Rex Ryan. Maybe Mark Sanchez will get it then.
- What do Braylon Edwards and Maxwell House Coffee have in common? Good to the last drop.
- A past-his-prime T.O. gets introduced to the future of the NFL in Darrell Revis.
- Thomas Jones has to be the most underrated back in the game.
- He just consistently produces on a week to week basis.
- Toronto to Buffalo: You can keep them.
- Slim, meet the NY Jets playoff hopes.
(Saints vs. Commanders)
- Is Destiny smiling on the Saints or what?
- Another improbable win becomes probable.
- Skins: fast starters, slow finishers.
- If Shaun Suisham is on the Skins roster next season, you’d best believe some compromising photos of Daniel Snyder exist somewhere, and Suisham must possess them.
- He cost the Commanders two games this season.
- Sorry, but you have to make those kicks.
- The song that should have been on Skins DB Kareem Moore’s iPod: Jungle Boogie by Kool and the Gang. The song’s opening verse: “Get down, get down! Get down, get down!”
- You want an example of how strong a receiver’s hands are? Witness Robert Meachem as he yanks the ball away from Moore and travels down the sidelines for a touchdown.
- That’s why coaches have receivers lifting weights.
- You have to feel for the Skins. A few plays here, a few plays there and they’re in the playoff hunt.
- Devin Thomas ready for Primetime.
- Albert Haynesworth makes a big difference in the middle.
- We probably won’t be seeing Laron Landry on “Dancing with the Stars.” Double moves give him problems.
- Two double moves and the Saints score 14 points.
(Bengals vs. Lions)
- Told you Cedric Benson would get healed and in a hurry.
- Bengals still relying too much on Shayne Graham’s leg.
- But emphasizing the running game may play into this team’s hands should they be able to secure the second seed in the playoffs.
- Someone tell Chad Ochocinco he’s not in college playing for a Fiesta Bowl-bid.
- Both C.J.’s (Chad Jackson and Calvin Johnson) provide the deep-ball threat for their respective teams.
- Bengals DE Jonathan Fanene goes all the way, way.
- We can say that Matt Stafford has guts.
- Don’t fear, Detroit. The future is in good hands.
(Colts vs. Titans)
- Vince Young and the Titans return to earth.
- Peyton and Co. prove to be too much for Tennessee.
- I think Peyton and the Colts secretly want to run the table and stamp that Manning is a better quarterback than Tom Brady.
- He’s getting it done with receivers named Pierre Garcon and Austin Collie.
- Joseph Addai decides to show up in the end zone, once and again.
- The Colts defense is taking things personally and ready to establish itself as a young but formidable unit.
- Chris Johnson may come up short in his bid for league MVP but he surpasses the century mark once again.
- Nate Washington and his swiss cheese hands.
- Milk cartoon candidate: Lendale White?
- Where is he, especially on short yardage downs in the Red Zone?
- No jersey necessary. The winner, Coach Fisher, is behind center throwing a touchdown pass right … there.
(Eagles vs. Falcons)
- Did the positive reaction to Michael Vick surprise you?
- Not me.
- How long had Reid and staff been planning this coming-out party for Vick?
- Chris Redman is better in relief.
- With Turner, Ryan and Jenkins out, the Falcons had no chance.
- Leonard Weaver, another one-hand wonder.
- Eagles plum the free agent wire to pick another gem.
- Another year with McNabb, and the Eagles receivers could rival the Cardinals and Saints.
(Raiders vs. Steelers)
- The Steel Curtain Defense? More like shower curtains.
- If anyone doubts how valuable Troy Palomalu is to the Steelers defense, look no further than the Steelers four-game losing streak.
- Still, letting a rookie wide receiver school you?
- We know the Steelers aren’t calling them the Jokeland Raiders.
- Wow. Who would have thought Bruce Gradkowski to Louis Murphy would be a winning combination?
- Once against Cincinnati and now against Pittsburgh.
- I don’t think Bruce Almighty wants to give the job back.
- I know I bag on the Raiders, but they don’t roll over and play dead like a certain team in Texas.
- Like the Cowboys, the Steelers offense played well enough to win the game but the defense let the team down.
- I know there are too many Steelers in the hall of fame, but on effort alone Hines Ward should make it.
(Giants vs. Cowboys)
- That heartbeat you heard was from the NY football Giants.
- It’s December, so you know where your Cowboys are Dallas.
- On the losing side of W/L column.
- Can’t blame this one on Tony Romo.
- Yes, DeMarcus Ware is a very good player, but he’s not a clutch player. He’s overrated when the game is on the line and you need a critical sack.
- The Cowboys simply can’t cover Steve Smith.
- Poor tackling and poor angles, that’s all you need to know about teaching and training under Wade Phillips.
- My son’s 11-year-old team knows more about how to take proper angles and remain discipline to your coverage lanes than the Cowboys do.
- The Cowboys talented trio at running back is being wasted under Jason Garrett.
- Marion Barber picks a bad time to have a bad game.
- The Barbarian is losing his fierceness.
- Hakeem Nicks gets reacquainted with the touchdown – again.
- The receiver the Boyz could have had if not for the Roy Williams trade.
- By the way, nice TD grabs but you don’t play for the Longhorns anymore.
- How embarrassing is it to let Brandon Jacobs race 76 yards down the sidelines and not one Cowboy can catch him?
- The only way Flozell Adams can block Jason Tuck is from behind.
- Expect your wallet to be lighter, Adams.
- Look on the bright side, Cowboys fans. Wade Phillips is one step closer to the door.
(Chargers vs. Browns)
- Brady Quinn to Mohammed Massoquoi? Mm good.
- Derek Anderson will be wearing a uniform other than brown and orange next year.
- How fitting, LT surpasses Jim Brown’s rushing yards in Cleveland with Brown watching.
- LT joins the rarified air with Jerry Rice and Emmitt Smith with 150 or more TDs.
- If Darren Sproles gets in open space, watch out.
- If this were any other year, Phillip Rivers would be among the running for league MVP.
- Don’t be surprised to see the Chargers in the Super Bowl.
(Broncos vs. Chiefs)
- Arrowhead Stadium usually gives the Broncos fits. Not … this … time.
- Brandon Marshall – one (hand) if by air, two (feet) if by ground.
- I think we see the importance of Kyle Orton to Denver’s offense.
- Brodie Croyle at punter. Rrrrighhtt like that was going to fool the Broncos.
- Should have started Buckhalter on my fantasy team.
- The Broncos will make the playoffs.
(Jags vs. Texans)
- No lucky breaks for Matt Schaub.
- So that’s where Hex Rex Grossman is.
- First pass, a pick.
- Tells you all you need to know about Grossman when your starting quarterback has to be brought back into the game with a dislocated shoulder.
- Steve Slaton: the Disappearing man.
- What went wrong? That half-back option pass worked in practice, coach.
- The Colts took Houston’s heart, the Jag stole their soul.
- This team may not win another game this year.
(Cardinals vs. Vikings)
- Do any receivers have better hands as a unit than the Cardinals receivers?
- Are any receivers as physical as a unit as the Cardinals receivers?
- With protection like this, Kurt Warner may not experience another concussion.
- Favre has defied expectations, but Sunday night proved he needs to be protected by a running game.
- Cardinals simply stuff Adrian Peterson.
- Larry Fitzpatrick was breaking tackles like Peterson usually does.
- Jared Allen had a tough night.
- I knew E.J. Henderson was out for the year after I saw his leg whip like limb rope.
- The Cardinals have all the talent in the world on offense and defense to repeat as NFC Super Bowl representatives.
(Dolphins vs. Pats)
- Don’t look now but Tom “Terrific” has lost his last-minute mojo.
- Devon Bess, Miami’s best receiver.
- Wait until this team gets some blue chip players.
- Still don’t think they make the playoffs, but this is the classic overachieving team.
- Randy Moss good for at least one fingertip TD grab against the Dolphins.
- Wes Welker got away from Miami, but the Dolphins didn’t let him get away too much on the field.
- Someone better hip Bill Belichick to the term “a gambling fool.”
- Take the field goal and you’re probably looking at a win.
- Sam Aikens does steps on and over Shaun Smith.
- One Michigan quarterback (Chad Henne) outduels another (Tom Brady).
- Pats armor of invincibility slowly cracking.
- No longer road warriors – except in London.
- The Carpenter nails another victory for the Fins.
(Bears vs. Rams)
- What Chicago has been waiting for: An interception-free Jay Cutler.
- What Chicago has been waiting for II: Matt Forte finding the end zone.
- Fear not, Rams, Jimmy Clausen is on his way.
(49ers vs. Seahawks)
- Why is Julius Jones starting in place of Justin Forsett?
- Federal Express Vernon Davis to the Pro-Bowl, please.
- Seattle escapes a flagrant pass interference call.
- Too many red zone buggles by San Francisco.
- Here’s an Inconvenient Truth: Frank Gore – your fumble may have cost your team a spot in the playoffs.
- 49ers blow their chance for a division title.
- And I thought the race was over after such a promising start by San Francisco.
- That’s why early predictions mean nothing.
Top Five: 1.) Colts 2.) Saints 3.) Vikings 4.) Chargers 5.) Bengals
Bottom Five: 28.) Chiefs 29.) Buccaneers 30.) Commanders 31.) Browns 32.) Rams
All corrections, comments, clarifications and criticisms are welcomed.
