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- From Dream Team to unfulfilled dreams.
- Vince Young had too much of an eagle-eye focus on LeSean McCoy, resulting in a pick six that effectively ended the game and Philadelphia’s season.
- McCoy is slippery as Blue Bonnet margarine.
- DeSean Jackson has a future as a postal carrier because he mailed it in on the Eagles.
- Expect the Eagles to play the role of UPS by shipping Jackson’s pouty behind out of Philadelphia.
- Jackson left Vince high and dry on more than a few plays.
- Jackson’s ignoring Vince Young reminiscent of Donovan McNabb ignoring T.O.
- Mike Williams must be solid as a boulder to giving Nmandi Asomugha a concussion just by falling on him.
- Defensive backs can’t seem to get any love because Williams should have been called for offensive pass interference.
- The Eagles under Andy Reid resemble the Cowboys team that quit on Wade Phillips and ushered his ouster in Dallas.
- If crimes described running styles, Marshawn Lynch’s would be that of a serial killer.
- The man runs violently.
- Skittles has itself a new spokesman.
- I must say I was impressed by Tavarius Jackson’s play at quarterback.
- Golden Tate’s toe-dragging touchdown one of the best catches of the game.
- Did someone say Andy Dalton should take the Rookie of the Year award over Cam Newton?
- Steelers exposed Dalton for the rookie he is.
- Pittsburgh exposed the Bengals for the upstarters they are.
- Cam played like Superman, leaping over tall defenders with a single bound.
- He smashed the quarterback TD rushing record like Superman smashes boulders.
- The Buccaneers wore their orange and cream throwback jerseys and played like cream puffs.
- Raheem Morris sent a message to Lions coach Jim Schwartz and his teammates on how to nip in the bud stupid, unsportsmanlike penalties.
- The Broncos have become my favorite team to watch.
- Maybe my eyes were deceiving, but I’m pretty sure I saw several accurate throws by Tim Tebow, who isn’t capable of hitting the broad side of a barn, as many critics claim.
- The Comeback Kid does it again.
- And converts another doubter in Dan Marino.
- And Merrill Hodge.
- That wasn’t a stiff-arm Tebow gave Erin Henderson but one of those faith healer palms that makes the faithful fall to the ground.
- Consider yourself blessed, Henderson, and never polish your helmet ever again.
- Mario Haggan’s pick six notwithstanding, the Broncos defense isn’t the same without Von Miller.
- The Vikings safeties were MIA.
- DeMaryius Thomas could cook and served breakfast he was so wide open.
- Toby Gerhart is a load to tackle.
- Percy Havin and a shooting star move the same way in space.
- Vikings Kick returner Marcus Sherels needs to learn when to take a knee.
- Minnesota’s quarterback future is in good hands with Christian Ponder, his last interception notwithstanding.
- I’m not one to complain about refs much, but there were several questionable calls and non-calls that went against the Broncos, including the penalty on Ryan Clady when Jared Allen had his face mask, the fumble by Tebow (ground can’t cause a fumble and his knee was clearly down) and the offensive pass interference on Harvin’s touchdown.
- Vikings TE Kyle Rudolph’s hands were like vice grips on his terrific touchdown catch.
- The ball must have been sizzling coming from Matt Ryan because the Falcons receivers were dropping it like it was hot.
- All except Tony Gonzalez.
- Julio Jones made a great catch on the last drive but missed a catch he should have made to potentially tie the game.
- Atlanta corner Dunta Robinson picked a bad time for a holding penalty, negating a pick six.
- The Texans can win with T.J. Yates playing Tebow ball.
- Too bad bionic hamstrings are a thing of the future because Andre Johnson could use one right about now.
- Good to see C.J. Spiller finally show up.
- He gets the hustle award for recovering his own fumble for a touchdown.
- He needed a spatula to scrap Will Witherspoon off of him, however.
- I wonder if the Bills regret giving Ryan Fitzpatrick that huge contract.
- Stevie Johnson’s a bit more humble with his touchdown celebration. Good for him.
- Remember when Chan Gailey was considered a candidate for Coach of the Year? Yeah, I thought not.
- Chris Johnson is finally starting to get his legs back.
- Go ahead and signal touchdown, David Stewart. Nobody’s catching CJ in the open field.
- But with CJ back to his 2009 form, the Titans could catch the Texans for the AFC South division title.
- Like Norv Turner and Wade Phillips, maybe Steve Spagnola is better as a coordinator.
- He may be gone after this year.
- This “Sit down, son” moment goes to the Niners’ Aldon Smith bull rush of Adam Goldberg.
- Here’s a convenient truth for San Francisco fans – Frank Gore is the Niners all-time leading rusher.
- He’s not going to make you forget Jerry Rice, but it’s good to see Michael Crabtree establish himself as a deep threat.
- If Miami played this way at the beginning of the year, Tony Sparano might feel a bit more secure in his job.
- Ever since Reggie Bush challenged his team, he’s been balling.
- I hope the Dolphins don’t go looking for a quarterback in the first round of the 2012 draft.
- Carson Palmer reverting to old-Bengals form.
- Should Hue Jackson have suspended Rolando McClain for last week’s shooting incident?
- An injection for Richard Seymour seemed a little bit harsh, if you ask me.
- The Ravens fed the Brown defense a steady diet of (Ray) Rice.
- Ricky Williams performs his role spelling Rice quite well.
- I’m surprised how much tread he still has on his tires.
- Punter returner LaDarius Webb takes the Nest Tea plunge.
- Colt McCoy just isn’t getting much help from his receivers.
- Browns WR Jordan Norwood caught a break because that looked like a fumble to me.
- As tall as Flacco is, the Ravens should always convert on 4th and 1.
- Don’t tell me Baltimore kicker Billy Cundiff is becoming a choker.
- The Madden Cover Curse claims another victim – Peyton Hillis, who has been beyond pedestrian this year.
- He did have a nice open-field catch though.
- The Browns need a dynamic back. If Trent Richardson is there when you pick in the first round next year, you run his name to the podium, quick, fast and in a hurry.
- Just when you were about to crown the Cowboys NFC East favorites, they remind us why they’re the Cowboys.
- First time I’ve seen a coach ice his own kicker.
- Proving to all, you don’t need an Ivy-league education to coach in the NFL.
- I haven’t seen Jerry Jones this mad since Jimmy Johnson dared to take the credit from him in regards to building a perennial Super Bowl power in the 90s.
- Garrett needs to treat DeMarco Murray like a new born baby and continue to feed him.
- The Cardinals put themselves back into the wild card hunt.
- Colts get bonked by the Gronk.
- At least Dan Orlovsky made the score look competitive.
- The Packers will go 16-0.
- Who can win a shootout with the Packers. If this were the OK Carroll, Aaron Rodgers would be the last man standing.
- Even with 59 seconds left to score, Rodgers makes it look so easy.
- Giants TE Thomas Beckman was zigging and zagging like he was volleying a soccer ball.
- It’s hard to not call Clay Matthew’s name in a big game.
- Hakeem Nicks has some hands on him.
- So does Santonio Holmes, Mark Sanchez’s go-to receiver.
- Shonn Green provides the Jets with a much needed running game.
- The Bears are in trouble.
- First Cutler, now Forte.
- Marion Barber’s fantasy value just skyrocketed.
- Haine is not the answer.
- McNabb’s cell phone should be ringing off the hook.
- Call him now if you want to save the season, Lovie.
- He gives you a running threat even if he might not have much on his passes.
- Is Kyle Orton a secret Satanist or something?
- How fitting. Tyler Palko’s best pass is a Hail Mary.
- I was wondering when Dexter McCluster would break loose.
- The man can’t catch a break.
- I’m convinced Detroit’s undisciplined play comes from the top down.
- Even with Ndamukong Suh’s two-game suspension, the Lions haven’t learned their lesson.
- They can’t seem to control themselves, punching opponents in front of the refs and even pushing a ref.
- Jim Schwartz had better get this team under control or he’s going to be in danger of losing his team.
- Darren Sproles is a better fit for the Saints than Bush was.
- Drew Brees, having an MVP year if not for a guy named Aaron Rodgers.
- The best definition of the day comes from Eric Mangini explaining the difference between confidence and arrogance. “With confidence you believe you can overcome your weaknesses. With arrogance you don’t even see your weaknesses.”
- We could have the first undefeated team (the Packers) and the first all-defeated team (Colts) in the same season.
- The NFL has got to make pass interference calls reviewable next year.
Top 5
1. Green Bay Packers – They’re going 16-0. Book it.
2. San Francisco 49ers – Second team to reach double digit wins.
3. Baltimore Ravens – Rounding into playoff form by leaning on Ray Rice’s running ability.
4. New England Patriots – The score of the Colts game was closer than the game.
5. New Orleans Saints – With the Falcons faltering, they NFC South is theirs for the taking.
Bottom 5
28. Washington Commanders – They need a quarterback in the worst way.
29. Philadelphia Eagles – The entire roster probably failed chemistry in school.
30. Jacksonville Jaguars – Outside of Maurice-Jones Drew, who on that roster excites you?
31. St. Louis Rams – I know the Niners are tough, but not even a field goal?
32. Indianapolis Colts – They won’t win a game this year. Book it.
As always, all corrections, clarifications, criticisms, comments and additions are welcomed.
- Vince Young had too much of an eagle-eye focus on LeSean McCoy, resulting in a pick six that effectively ended the game and Philadelphia’s season.
- McCoy is slippery as Blue Bonnet margarine.
- DeSean Jackson has a future as a postal carrier because he mailed it in on the Eagles.
- Expect the Eagles to play the role of UPS by shipping Jackson’s pouty behind out of Philadelphia.
- Jackson left Vince high and dry on more than a few plays.
- Jackson’s ignoring Vince Young reminiscent of Donovan McNabb ignoring T.O.
- Mike Williams must be solid as a boulder to giving Nmandi Asomugha a concussion just by falling on him.
- Defensive backs can’t seem to get any love because Williams should have been called for offensive pass interference.
- The Eagles under Andy Reid resemble the Cowboys team that quit on Wade Phillips and ushered his ouster in Dallas.
- If crimes described running styles, Marshawn Lynch’s would be that of a serial killer.
- The man runs violently.
- Skittles has itself a new spokesman.
- I must say I was impressed by Tavarius Jackson’s play at quarterback.
- Golden Tate’s toe-dragging touchdown one of the best catches of the game.
- Did someone say Andy Dalton should take the Rookie of the Year award over Cam Newton?
- Steelers exposed Dalton for the rookie he is.
- Pittsburgh exposed the Bengals for the upstarters they are.
- Cam played like Superman, leaping over tall defenders with a single bound.
- He smashed the quarterback TD rushing record like Superman smashes boulders.
- The Buccaneers wore their orange and cream throwback jerseys and played like cream puffs.
- Raheem Morris sent a message to Lions coach Jim Schwartz and his teammates on how to nip in the bud stupid, unsportsmanlike penalties.
- The Broncos have become my favorite team to watch.
- Maybe my eyes were deceiving, but I’m pretty sure I saw several accurate throws by Tim Tebow, who isn’t capable of hitting the broad side of a barn, as many critics claim.
- The Comeback Kid does it again.
- And converts another doubter in Dan Marino.
- And Merrill Hodge.
- That wasn’t a stiff-arm Tebow gave Erin Henderson but one of those faith healer palms that makes the faithful fall to the ground.
- Consider yourself blessed, Henderson, and never polish your helmet ever again.
- Mario Haggan’s pick six notwithstanding, the Broncos defense isn’t the same without Von Miller.
- The Vikings safeties were MIA.
- DeMaryius Thomas could cook and served breakfast he was so wide open.
- Toby Gerhart is a load to tackle.
- Percy Havin and a shooting star move the same way in space.
- Vikings Kick returner Marcus Sherels needs to learn when to take a knee.
- Minnesota’s quarterback future is in good hands with Christian Ponder, his last interception notwithstanding.
- I’m not one to complain about refs much, but there were several questionable calls and non-calls that went against the Broncos, including the penalty on Ryan Clady when Jared Allen had his face mask, the fumble by Tebow (ground can’t cause a fumble and his knee was clearly down) and the offensive pass interference on Harvin’s touchdown.
- Vikings TE Kyle Rudolph’s hands were like vice grips on his terrific touchdown catch.
- The ball must have been sizzling coming from Matt Ryan because the Falcons receivers were dropping it like it was hot.
- All except Tony Gonzalez.
- Julio Jones made a great catch on the last drive but missed a catch he should have made to potentially tie the game.
- Atlanta corner Dunta Robinson picked a bad time for a holding penalty, negating a pick six.
- The Texans can win with T.J. Yates playing Tebow ball.
- Too bad bionic hamstrings are a thing of the future because Andre Johnson could use one right about now.
- Good to see C.J. Spiller finally show up.
- He gets the hustle award for recovering his own fumble for a touchdown.
- He needed a spatula to scrap Will Witherspoon off of him, however.
- I wonder if the Bills regret giving Ryan Fitzpatrick that huge contract.
- Stevie Johnson’s a bit more humble with his touchdown celebration. Good for him.
- Remember when Chan Gailey was considered a candidate for Coach of the Year? Yeah, I thought not.
- Chris Johnson is finally starting to get his legs back.
- Go ahead and signal touchdown, David Stewart. Nobody’s catching CJ in the open field.
- But with CJ back to his 2009 form, the Titans could catch the Texans for the AFC South division title.
- Like Norv Turner and Wade Phillips, maybe Steve Spagnola is better as a coordinator.
- He may be gone after this year.
- This “Sit down, son” moment goes to the Niners’ Aldon Smith bull rush of Adam Goldberg.
- Here’s a convenient truth for San Francisco fans – Frank Gore is the Niners all-time leading rusher.
- He’s not going to make you forget Jerry Rice, but it’s good to see Michael Crabtree establish himself as a deep threat.
- If Miami played this way at the beginning of the year, Tony Sparano might feel a bit more secure in his job.
- Ever since Reggie Bush challenged his team, he’s been balling.
- I hope the Dolphins don’t go looking for a quarterback in the first round of the 2012 draft.
- Carson Palmer reverting to old-Bengals form.
- Should Hue Jackson have suspended Rolando McClain for last week’s shooting incident?
- An injection for Richard Seymour seemed a little bit harsh, if you ask me.
- The Ravens fed the Brown defense a steady diet of (Ray) Rice.
- Ricky Williams performs his role spelling Rice quite well.
- I’m surprised how much tread he still has on his tires.
- Punter returner LaDarius Webb takes the Nest Tea plunge.
- Colt McCoy just isn’t getting much help from his receivers.
- Browns WR Jordan Norwood caught a break because that looked like a fumble to me.
- As tall as Flacco is, the Ravens should always convert on 4th and 1.
- Don’t tell me Baltimore kicker Billy Cundiff is becoming a choker.
- The Madden Cover Curse claims another victim – Peyton Hillis, who has been beyond pedestrian this year.
- He did have a nice open-field catch though.
- The Browns need a dynamic back. If Trent Richardson is there when you pick in the first round next year, you run his name to the podium, quick, fast and in a hurry.
- Just when you were about to crown the Cowboys NFC East favorites, they remind us why they’re the Cowboys.
- First time I’ve seen a coach ice his own kicker.
- Proving to all, you don’t need an Ivy-league education to coach in the NFL.
- I haven’t seen Jerry Jones this mad since Jimmy Johnson dared to take the credit from him in regards to building a perennial Super Bowl power in the 90s.
- Garrett needs to treat DeMarco Murray like a new born baby and continue to feed him.
- The Cardinals put themselves back into the wild card hunt.
- Colts get bonked by the Gronk.
- At least Dan Orlovsky made the score look competitive.
- The Packers will go 16-0.
- Who can win a shootout with the Packers. If this were the OK Carroll, Aaron Rodgers would be the last man standing.
- Even with 59 seconds left to score, Rodgers makes it look so easy.
- Giants TE Thomas Beckman was zigging and zagging like he was volleying a soccer ball.
- It’s hard to not call Clay Matthew’s name in a big game.
- Hakeem Nicks has some hands on him.
- So does Santonio Holmes, Mark Sanchez’s go-to receiver.
- Shonn Green provides the Jets with a much needed running game.
- The Bears are in trouble.
- First Cutler, now Forte.
- Marion Barber’s fantasy value just skyrocketed.
- Haine is not the answer.
- McNabb’s cell phone should be ringing off the hook.
- Call him now if you want to save the season, Lovie.
- He gives you a running threat even if he might not have much on his passes.
- Is Kyle Orton a secret Satanist or something?
- How fitting. Tyler Palko’s best pass is a Hail Mary.
- I was wondering when Dexter McCluster would break loose.
- The man can’t catch a break.
- I’m convinced Detroit’s undisciplined play comes from the top down.
- Even with Ndamukong Suh’s two-game suspension, the Lions haven’t learned their lesson.
- They can’t seem to control themselves, punching opponents in front of the refs and even pushing a ref.
- Jim Schwartz had better get this team under control or he’s going to be in danger of losing his team.
- Darren Sproles is a better fit for the Saints than Bush was.
- Drew Brees, having an MVP year if not for a guy named Aaron Rodgers.
- The best definition of the day comes from Eric Mangini explaining the difference between confidence and arrogance. “With confidence you believe you can overcome your weaknesses. With arrogance you don’t even see your weaknesses.”
- We could have the first undefeated team (the Packers) and the first all-defeated team (Colts) in the same season.
- The NFL has got to make pass interference calls reviewable next year.
Top 5
1. Green Bay Packers – They’re going 16-0. Book it.
2. San Francisco 49ers – Second team to reach double digit wins.
3. Baltimore Ravens – Rounding into playoff form by leaning on Ray Rice’s running ability.
4. New England Patriots – The score of the Colts game was closer than the game.
5. New Orleans Saints – With the Falcons faltering, they NFC South is theirs for the taking.
Bottom 5
28. Washington Commanders – They need a quarterback in the worst way.
29. Philadelphia Eagles – The entire roster probably failed chemistry in school.
30. Jacksonville Jaguars – Outside of Maurice-Jones Drew, who on that roster excites you?
31. St. Louis Rams – I know the Niners are tough, but not even a field goal?
32. Indianapolis Colts – They won’t win a game this year. Book it.
As always, all corrections, clarifications, criticisms, comments and additions are welcomed.
