Thoughts on NFL Week 14 (2010)

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- I never thought I’d see the day when Randy Moss turned invisible in a game.
- I never thought I’d see the day when Randy Moss turned invisible in a game and mute off the field.
- They must have some great chefs and caterers in Tennessee.
- That’s the Peyton Manning we’ve come to know.
- No surrender for this Pierre (Garcon).
- Kenny Britt and the shaking-off-the-rust fumble.
- Welcome back to the century mark, Chris Johnson.
- Jeff Fisher might have confidence in Kerry Collins, I don’t know if many others do.
- Run DMC, not just a popular 80s rap group.
- McFadden was just killing the Jags defense.
- Raiders were good at blocking for McFadden and blocking camera angles to overturn touchdowns by Jacksonville.
- Maurice Jones-Drew has proven over and over he’s big enough to carry the Jags.
- David Garrard got to a chance to display his cannon arm. Threw a 57-bomb on a rope.
- Jason Campbell must not be Catholic because he sure doesn’t know how to send up a Hail Mary with 11 seconds left in the game.
- Hey Jacoby, a Ford can’t lose its load in the middle of a journey.
- A few Raiders offensive linemen giving Troy Polamalu a run for best locks” award.
- Speaking of Polamalu, why is his name not in the running for league MVP?
- I know he’s not a quarterback, but if you look at the Steelers’ record last year when he was injured and this year with a suspended Ben Roethlisberger yet a better record, you can’t tell me that’s not the definition of MVP.
- Carson Palmer taking over Peyton Manning’s penchant to throw pick-sixes in successive games.
- T.O. should open his own bait shop.
- He gets baited more than a deep-sea merchants fishing hook.
- Yeah, yeah, we know you can’t throw it to yourself. Believe me, we know you would if you could.
- If you manage to stay in Cincinnati a few more years, you might be in Luck.
- It’s official – Ben Roethlisberger is the toughest quarterback in the league.
- Hines Ward is the epitome of an overachiever.
- You could make a case for him for the hall, but he’s not going to get in.
- Get well soon, Colt McCoy.
- Jake Delhomme serving up ducks for the winter.
- Peyton Hillis is a man meant to stay on the ground.
- Ryan Fitzgerald playing like a man who wants to keep a young promising rookie from taking his job.
- Fred Jackson making Bills fans forget about Marshawn Lynch.
- I could have sworn the Skins got five downs on their last possession.
- GOAT means Skins holder Hunter Smith, and I’m not talking about greatest of all times.
- There’s something poetic about Ryan Torain running for 172 yards on the ground in the rain.
- Bucs beat another team with a losing record. Yeah.
- They won’t make the playoffs.
- Neither will the Packers.
- Aaron Rodgers must not have played baseball because he sure doesn’t know how to slide.
- Once he was out, it was over.
- The Packers don’t have a running game to take the pressure off Rodgers or his backup.
- Danny Woodhead and Wes Welker look like pawns on a chestboard of kings, bishops and castles.
- But they come up big.
- Tom Brady gives the Bears the snow job.
- If not for Vick, the MVP award (which usually goes to quarterbacks) would be a runaway.
- In another life, Brady would be a top neurosurgeon.
- Deion Branch is Robin to Brady’s Batman.
- Someone forgot to tell the Bears secondary the Patriots like to score points, even seconds before halftime.
- And Chicago thought it had a weather advantage. Hahahahahaha!
- Ever heard of the Tuck Bowl?
- An attaboy in order for the Niners’ Travis Laboy.
- Deion Butler, done for the year.
- Matt Hasselbeck hassled into mistakes all day long.
- Niners have their pick of Smiths (Alex or Troy).
- Whoever wins the NFC West is going to be one and done.
- Malcolm in the Middle, Malcolm (Jenkins) down the sidelines, Malcolm (Floyd) in the end zone.
- We have to remember Sam Bradford is still a rookie.
- I think he reminded Roman Harper that he’s not exactly a rookie either.
- Grecian Formula, dud.
- The Saints are revving up for a Super Bowl run.
- Michael Turner Overdrive, taking care of business, as usual.
- Jimmy Klausen may not want to get on Steve Smith’s bad side.
- Jonathan Stewart, off the milk carton and into the game.
- Kansas City is like the slowest antelope with a slight lead on a hungry lion.
- Steve Gregory with a sinus-clearing decleater on Javier Arenas.
- Brody Croyle may rhyme with royal but he’s no king of the Cassel in Kansas City.
- Michael Tolbert with too much wiggle on his end zone dance.
- A Vincent Jackson sighting.
- Mark Sanchez is regressing.
- When Chad Henne beats you with 55 yards, you now your offense is having a down day.
- Can you say Oh no! Santonio?
- An easier touchdown catch one cannot make.
- Dolphins DE Cameron Wake giving plenty of quarterbacks nightmares, including Sanchez.
- The Dolphins most valuable player: punter Brandon Fields 10 punts for an average of 56.4 yards.
- Jets strength and conditioning coach Sal Asoli much weaker in the wallet.
- A very costly (not to mention bonehead) decision.
- Best graphic of the day: Jay Feeley 22, Broncos 3.
- If the Cardinals need a running back they can look to their kicker.
- Maybe Tebow needs to get a few snaps.
- A deflated bubble, the perfect metaphor for the Vikings season.
- The streak is over, and we’re not talking about the 70s fad of running in the nude at public events.
- Favre didn’t show up on the field, and neither did the Vikings.
- The Tavaris Jackson era has officially begun.
- Ugh! The Tavaris Jackson era has officially ended.
- Yo Adrian, where art thou?
- Be very afraid of the Giants if they continue to establish their ground game.
- The Texans just can’t get over the hump.
- When was the last time you’ve seen Ed Reed take a false step in deep coverage?
- Ray Lewis has lost a step, but half a Lewis is better than most defensive players in the league.
- Matt Schaub gets the credit but those were two great catches by Andre Johnson and Jacoby Jones.
- Vick is taking a serious beating on the field.
- This elusiveness may work against him in getting penalties.
- Miles Austin has made it onto the milk carton.
- DeSean Jackson in the open field is like a Ferrari on the Autoban.
- I still can’t get over Cowboys fans freaking out because Choice asked Vick for an autograph.
- How about getting upset that your defense had to stop the Eagles but couldn’t.
- Patrick Peterson or Nick Fairley can’t get to the Cowboys soon enough.
- Other thoughts:
- Leaders and Legends? Gag.
- If you’re not watching the 30 for 30 series you’re missing a treat.
- ESPN’s First Take host Reischea Candiate is one beautiful woman.
- I like Deion Sanders but not necessarily his football analysis. He says of Jason Campbell’s pass in the middle of the field with no time outs and 11 seconds left in the game “Great throw!” Uh, Deion? He needed to get the ball in the end zone not in the middle of the field. No, it wasn’t a good throw.


Top 5

1. New England Patriots – They’re just steam rolling the better teams in the NFL.
2. Atlanta Falcons – A show down with the Saints is brewing.
3. Pittsburgh Steelers – They’ll take the division.
4. New Orleans Saints – They’re winning without Reggie Bush.
5. Philadelphia Eagles – Dog lovers everywhere would cringe, but a Falcons-Eagles championship game in Atlanta would send ratings through the roof.

Bottom 5

28. Tennesse Titans – What a swan dive after a promising start.
29. Detroit Lions – Edge out Bills only because they’re down to their third string quarterback.
30. Denver Broncos – Time for Tebow.
31. Carolina Panthers – They play with more fire than the Bengals, and that with a rookie quarterback.
32. Cincinnati Bengals – This team has lost 10 games in a row.


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