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- Hate to be a Chargers commentator having to pronounce the team’s wide receivers – Legedu Naanee and Ajirotutu.
- Tutu for two (TDs).
- Despite their rather-hard-to-pronounce name, Phillip Rivers knows where to find them.
- Usually streaking toward the end zone.
- Peyton Manning may have some company for the league MVP.
- Michael Vick says, “Uh, can I get some’a dat?”
- Uncharacteristic drop by Andre Johnson in crutch time.
- I don’t think that’s what they had in mind when they said “Take a knee.”
- In an otherwise splendid day, it’s the play Adrian Foster didn’t make that could have made a huge difference in the outcome of the game.
- Ten block punts in the league this year and five have come courtesy of the Chargers.
- Somebody could use better protection, and I’m not talking about Octo mom.
- McMichael does his best to impersonate Gates, who’s on the sidelines with an injury.
- Ryan Mathews has been a disappointment for the Chargers this season.
- Awwwooo! Larod Stephen-Howling on the prowl in the Vikings secondary.
- Ball security, Kerry Rhodes, ball security.
- The Hustle Award goes to Greg Camarillo.
- Mr. Kurt Warner, where have you gone.
- Larry Fitzgerald returns from the milk cartoon.
- Adrian Peterson runs like a man possessed.
- Add another game-winning drive to Brett Favre’s legacy.
- A gut-wretching game-on-the-line interception can’t be too far off.
- Brad Childress is a goner regardless what happens this season.
- Jared Allen and the Vikings defense line turns up the pressure when it has to.
- Remember when the Panthers had two great backs?
- Injuries have robbed this team of a running game.
- Matt Moore, back on IR.
- New Orleans flashing that Super Bowl form again.
- Steal of the 2010 draft: Mike Williams, WR Syracuse.
- How do you stop a Blount object? Stack the line and watch for a predictable running play.
- Can’t your 6’5 quarterback execute a sneak at the goal line, Coach Norris?
- Falcon’s goal-line stand helped by very ordinary play calling.
- Michael Turner Overdrive – Taking care of business.
- No Roddy White, no problem.
- What can Brown(s) do for you? Beat the team with the best record in the NFL.
- What can Peyton Hillis do for you? Pound the Pats into submission.
- What can Eric Mangini do for you? Expose his mentor’s weaknesses on defense.
- Joshua Cribbs with the sinus-clearing block of Brandon Meriweather.
- I guess Colt McCoy can play in this league.
- Now that’s what you call going up to get the ball, Aaron Hernandez.
- Ray Rice runs roughshod on the Dolphins. Rut Roh!
- I think it’s safe to say Channing Crowder gives a spit his team loss.
- Ed Reed should just officially change his middle name to “Interception Machine.”
- I wonder if any Parcells-type quarterback is going to be promoted beyond game manager?
- A pix six doesn’t come along that often, Shawn Smith. Make the most of it when you get the opportunity.
- Getting more mistake-prone but getting the win, Mr. Sanchize.
- Don’t quit your day job, Ndamukong Suh, which you’re quite good at by the way.
- The Jets roughing penalty on the Lions was the key play of the day.
- On second thought, the incomplete pass on third down during the Lions’ last offense drive may have been the key play of the day.
- On third thought, Julian Peterson’s untimely unsportsman-like conduct hit may have been.
- Oh heck, the Lions basically shot themselves in the foot and cost themselves a win with boneheaded plays and play-calling.
- I think Wayne State Community College has courses on time management, Coach Schwartz.
- Did the Broncos give up too son on Alphonso Smith, who has five interception and six games.
- I knew the Cowboys gave up on Nick Folk too soon.
- No one will be mistaking Eric Smith for Darrelle Revis.
- Speaking of Revis, Calvin Johnson was pretty quiet Sunday wasn’t he?
- Canada, United States, the Bills still winless.
- No luck Bills might land Luck.
- At least the Vanderbilt University connection of Jay Cutler to Earl Bennett is doing better than the NFL than in college.
- Giants fans may never tire of hearing Hakeem Nicks for six.
- When the Giants want to play keep away (a 13 minute drive), they play keep away.
- Seattle’s 12th man took an early nap.
- It wasn’t the best day to start, Charlie Whitehurst.
- Michael Vick looks as quick as ever.
- He sure doesn’t move like he’s had jail rust.
- When did you ever think you’d hear the statement, “Michael Vick outplayed Peyton Manning”?
- I think it’s safe to say DeSean Jackson never wants to see Kevin Kolb under center again, at least if Vick is healthy.
- Jacob Tamme doesn’t catch like a girl.
- Ashanti Samuel rendered Pierre Garcon almost invisible.
- He still owns Peyton.
- I hope Austin Collie is okay, but that was a clean hit he took.
- Bad call on Trent Cole’s “blow to the head” of Manning.
- You wonder if it had been any other quarterback, aside from Tom Brady, does that call get made?
- Injuries may keep Colts from the Super Bowl.
- This just in: Jacoby Ford has just caught another pass against the Chiefs secondary.
- It must be a good sign the Raiders are emerging from their own personal recession when a Ford is doing well.
- Run D(arren)MC(Fadden) keeps on Running.
- It’s a Chiefs-Raiders game so you know there’s going to be penalties galore.
- Over the past two weeks, Jason Campbell has been Mmm good for Oakland.
- Chiefs showed grit but secondary failed them in the end.
- I think Tom Cable is going to be staying around for awhile.
- The vultures are circling around Valley Ranch.
- Wade Phillip’s carcass is about to be picked clean.
- I can’t remember the last time I witnessed a team give up in the middle of a season.
- Bill Parcells once said after he left the Cowboys, in a few years you won’t even know I’m here.
- Add prophet to Parcells’ credentials.
- I really hope Clay Matthews is not on steroids like rumors suggest.
- It’s great to see a defender play the game with passion.
- Hey Clay, bottom some of that and sell it to DeMarcus Ware, please.
- In fact, you could sell it to everyone on the Cowboys team and make a killing.
- Everyone except Dez Bryant, who seems to be the only one who cares on that team.
- Best line of the night. “The Cowboys went back to basics and they’re basically awful,” Cris Collinsworth.
- He was brilliant in his commentary. I hope Jerry Jones heard every word.
Top 5
- 1. New York Giants (Nobody is playing as well as they are.)
- 2. New York Jets (You got to win the ugly games, and they did.)
- 3. Baltimore Ravens (Better defense than …)
- 4. New England Patriots (Sometimes the student gets the best of the master)
- 5. Pittsburgh Steelers (They’ll likely move up pending the results of tonight’s game.)
Bottom 5
- 28. Denver Broncos (Bye week saves them from dropping lower, but they’re still on the list.)
- 29. Arizona Cardinals (They’re a Janikowski missed field goal from being even worse.)
- 30. Carolina Panthers (Too many injuries and just not too good.)
- 31. Buffalo Bills (They’ll get a win before the year is done.)
- 32. Dallas Cowboys (Is there a picture beside the word “gutless” in the dictionary?)
All comments, criticisms, clarifications, corrections and additions are welcomed.
- Tutu for two (TDs).
- Despite their rather-hard-to-pronounce name, Phillip Rivers knows where to find them.
- Usually streaking toward the end zone.
- Peyton Manning may have some company for the league MVP.
- Michael Vick says, “Uh, can I get some’a dat?”
- Uncharacteristic drop by Andre Johnson in crutch time.
- I don’t think that’s what they had in mind when they said “Take a knee.”
- In an otherwise splendid day, it’s the play Adrian Foster didn’t make that could have made a huge difference in the outcome of the game.
- Ten block punts in the league this year and five have come courtesy of the Chargers.
- Somebody could use better protection, and I’m not talking about Octo mom.
- McMichael does his best to impersonate Gates, who’s on the sidelines with an injury.
- Ryan Mathews has been a disappointment for the Chargers this season.
- Awwwooo! Larod Stephen-Howling on the prowl in the Vikings secondary.
- Ball security, Kerry Rhodes, ball security.
- The Hustle Award goes to Greg Camarillo.
- Mr. Kurt Warner, where have you gone.
- Larry Fitzgerald returns from the milk cartoon.
- Adrian Peterson runs like a man possessed.
- Add another game-winning drive to Brett Favre’s legacy.
- A gut-wretching game-on-the-line interception can’t be too far off.
- Brad Childress is a goner regardless what happens this season.
- Jared Allen and the Vikings defense line turns up the pressure when it has to.
- Remember when the Panthers had two great backs?
- Injuries have robbed this team of a running game.
- Matt Moore, back on IR.
- New Orleans flashing that Super Bowl form again.
- Steal of the 2010 draft: Mike Williams, WR Syracuse.
- How do you stop a Blount object? Stack the line and watch for a predictable running play.
- Can’t your 6’5 quarterback execute a sneak at the goal line, Coach Norris?
- Falcon’s goal-line stand helped by very ordinary play calling.
- Michael Turner Overdrive – Taking care of business.
- No Roddy White, no problem.
- What can Brown(s) do for you? Beat the team with the best record in the NFL.
- What can Peyton Hillis do for you? Pound the Pats into submission.
- What can Eric Mangini do for you? Expose his mentor’s weaknesses on defense.
- Joshua Cribbs with the sinus-clearing block of Brandon Meriweather.
- I guess Colt McCoy can play in this league.
- Now that’s what you call going up to get the ball, Aaron Hernandez.
- Ray Rice runs roughshod on the Dolphins. Rut Roh!
- I think it’s safe to say Channing Crowder gives a spit his team loss.
- Ed Reed should just officially change his middle name to “Interception Machine.”
- I wonder if any Parcells-type quarterback is going to be promoted beyond game manager?
- A pix six doesn’t come along that often, Shawn Smith. Make the most of it when you get the opportunity.
- Getting more mistake-prone but getting the win, Mr. Sanchize.
- Don’t quit your day job, Ndamukong Suh, which you’re quite good at by the way.
- The Jets roughing penalty on the Lions was the key play of the day.
- On second thought, the incomplete pass on third down during the Lions’ last offense drive may have been the key play of the day.
- On third thought, Julian Peterson’s untimely unsportsman-like conduct hit may have been.
- Oh heck, the Lions basically shot themselves in the foot and cost themselves a win with boneheaded plays and play-calling.
- I think Wayne State Community College has courses on time management, Coach Schwartz.
- Did the Broncos give up too son on Alphonso Smith, who has five interception and six games.
- I knew the Cowboys gave up on Nick Folk too soon.
- No one will be mistaking Eric Smith for Darrelle Revis.
- Speaking of Revis, Calvin Johnson was pretty quiet Sunday wasn’t he?
- Canada, United States, the Bills still winless.
- No luck Bills might land Luck.
- At least the Vanderbilt University connection of Jay Cutler to Earl Bennett is doing better than the NFL than in college.
- Giants fans may never tire of hearing Hakeem Nicks for six.
- When the Giants want to play keep away (a 13 minute drive), they play keep away.
- Seattle’s 12th man took an early nap.
- It wasn’t the best day to start, Charlie Whitehurst.
- Michael Vick looks as quick as ever.
- He sure doesn’t move like he’s had jail rust.
- When did you ever think you’d hear the statement, “Michael Vick outplayed Peyton Manning”?
- I think it’s safe to say DeSean Jackson never wants to see Kevin Kolb under center again, at least if Vick is healthy.
- Jacob Tamme doesn’t catch like a girl.
- Ashanti Samuel rendered Pierre Garcon almost invisible.
- He still owns Peyton.
- I hope Austin Collie is okay, but that was a clean hit he took.
- Bad call on Trent Cole’s “blow to the head” of Manning.
- You wonder if it had been any other quarterback, aside from Tom Brady, does that call get made?
- Injuries may keep Colts from the Super Bowl.
- This just in: Jacoby Ford has just caught another pass against the Chiefs secondary.
- It must be a good sign the Raiders are emerging from their own personal recession when a Ford is doing well.
- Run D(arren)MC(Fadden) keeps on Running.
- It’s a Chiefs-Raiders game so you know there’s going to be penalties galore.
- Over the past two weeks, Jason Campbell has been Mmm good for Oakland.
- Chiefs showed grit but secondary failed them in the end.
- I think Tom Cable is going to be staying around for awhile.
- The vultures are circling around Valley Ranch.
- Wade Phillip’s carcass is about to be picked clean.
- I can’t remember the last time I witnessed a team give up in the middle of a season.
- Bill Parcells once said after he left the Cowboys, in a few years you won’t even know I’m here.
- Add prophet to Parcells’ credentials.
- I really hope Clay Matthews is not on steroids like rumors suggest.
- It’s great to see a defender play the game with passion.
- Hey Clay, bottom some of that and sell it to DeMarcus Ware, please.
- In fact, you could sell it to everyone on the Cowboys team and make a killing.
- Everyone except Dez Bryant, who seems to be the only one who cares on that team.
- Best line of the night. “The Cowboys went back to basics and they’re basically awful,” Cris Collinsworth.
- He was brilliant in his commentary. I hope Jerry Jones heard every word.
Top 5
- 1. New York Giants (Nobody is playing as well as they are.)
- 2. New York Jets (You got to win the ugly games, and they did.)
- 3. Baltimore Ravens (Better defense than …)
- 4. New England Patriots (Sometimes the student gets the best of the master)
- 5. Pittsburgh Steelers (They’ll likely move up pending the results of tonight’s game.)
Bottom 5
- 28. Denver Broncos (Bye week saves them from dropping lower, but they’re still on the list.)
- 29. Arizona Cardinals (They’re a Janikowski missed field goal from being even worse.)
- 30. Carolina Panthers (Too many injuries and just not too good.)
- 31. Buffalo Bills (They’ll get a win before the year is done.)
- 32. Dallas Cowboys (Is there a picture beside the word “gutless” in the dictionary?)
All comments, criticisms, clarifications, corrections and additions are welcomed.
