Thoughts we all have in common

[big dog cowboy]

7. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

Hiding something?

 

[ajk23az]

Thoughts we all have in common.....

5. There is a great need for sarcasm font.

6. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

8. Was learning cursive really necessary?

10. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod
and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?

12. Bad decisions make good stories.

13. Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go
around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from; this shouldn't be a problem.

14. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day.

16. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Darnit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

17. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing
anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

18. I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes.

20. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

Those are all definitely me right there..especially the ones in bold.

 

[bbgun]

Hiding something?

I have a similar pact with my bro who lives downtown. In the event of my demise, he has vowed to reach my place before my parents do. Highest priority is the hard drive (duh) and a box of burned DVDs in the hallway closet.

 

[MarionBarberThe4th]

I have a similar pact with my bro who lives downtown. In the event of my demise, he has vowed to reach my place before my parents do. Highest priority is the hard drive (duh) and a box of burned DVDs in the hallway closet.

The Man Show had a sketch like this

The Man Show was underrated, I said it

 

[bbgun]

The Man Show had a sketch like this

The Man Show was underrated, I said it

Indeed, but I haven't been able to find it online. IIRC, the fictional company replaces the pron with bibles and other religious artifacts.

 

[CanadianCowboysFan]

that's fair, just like we all have pacts with our friends that they say we are with them if we tell our wife we are.

 

[Hostile]

I have noticed that anyone who drives slower than I do is an idiot and anyone who drives faster than I do is a maniac.

 

[MarionBarberThe4th]

I have noticed that anyone who drives slower than I do is an idiot and anyone who drives faster than I do is a maniac.

/Carlin

 

[Hostile]

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

 

[LittleBoyBlue]

I like the band Boston but I always thought their songs sound the same.


THENNNNNNNNN

comes Nickelback.... "and NEW Undisputed "same sounding" band.... Nickelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll-Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccck"




I cant change the station fast enough when they come on.

 

[Chief]

I cant change the station fast enough when they come on.

That's the about the worst band I've ever heard.

How did they reach the limelight? They seem to have so many people that don't like their music.