timb2
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This is my annual mock draft which is my disaster mock draft scenario expecting the worst and hoping the best.I have studied Jerry Jones and have been through all the bad drafts he has given us. Jones without being reigned has given us greats like Quincy Carter, Charlie Williams, Kenny Wheaton,Shante Carver and made great free agent pickups like Dimitroius Underwood & Pacman Jones....Luckily Garrett and Stephen have had Jerry under control talking him out of drafting players like Johnny Manziel....I have studied Jerry and he has no rhyme or reason for his picks.He has certain rules he does follow but if you think they make sense, you are mistaken. Unlike Al Davis who would use the combine looking for Olympic sprinters or some steroid muscle man.Jerry have a different philosophy. Here are some
1-No players from Miami(Hurricanes) ever since Jimmy Johnson has left.Jerry holds his petty grudges and still wants to prove it was him not Johnson who got us those 3 Superbowl Trophies.
2-If you played at Arkansas you have an inside track..Jerry loves his Alma Mater and if you were a Razorback you can be a backup like Felix Jones and you will be drafted in the 1st round by us.
3-If you have some stupid goofy nickname or a name no one can pronounce you could be a pick. Jerry must think this must make you a special player. Nickname like say "Taco" or some weird name like Chidobi Awusi have happened recently.
4-If you are a drug addict ,thug or a homicidal maniac ready to be sent to the funny farm for life,Jerry will consider you.
5-Midget WRs,Midget LBs and Jerry is intrigued
6-Big O-Linemen who could be timed by a sundial. As long as you are huge you could run a forty in 3 days and 15 hours and 5 minutes.Jerry will consider you and most likely try to make you a pulling guard.
7-Jerry has his favorites and so don't expect another TE with Jason Witten being signed. I am sure Jerry's nephew Tony Romo will be talked out of retirement soon. Also if you are some drunk lush like Johnny Manziel who can hang out with Jerry chasing strippers ,you could become the pick.
8-The Homer pick. Jerry gets worried that the Dallas fans are upset by his picks and some player from Texas who played at a Texas college will be selected.
9-Small college prospect. Jerry wants to show how smart he is and so some player who plays Division 3 football or even 8 man football Jerry will draft him.Not realizing this is the NFL not some bunch of guys who hang out at Hooter's over the weekend their apartment complex vs another apartment complex.
I will get the mock draft going on the next posts,but almost certain Shawn Oakman will be signed as a free agent....Barry Coefiled had cops pull guns on him after his DUI and so I am sure Jerry is interested.
1-No players from Miami(Hurricanes) ever since Jimmy Johnson has left.Jerry holds his petty grudges and still wants to prove it was him not Johnson who got us those 3 Superbowl Trophies.
2-If you played at Arkansas you have an inside track..Jerry loves his Alma Mater and if you were a Razorback you can be a backup like Felix Jones and you will be drafted in the 1st round by us.
3-If you have some stupid goofy nickname or a name no one can pronounce you could be a pick. Jerry must think this must make you a special player. Nickname like say "Taco" or some weird name like Chidobi Awusi have happened recently.
4-If you are a drug addict ,thug or a homicidal maniac ready to be sent to the funny farm for life,Jerry will consider you.
5-Midget WRs,Midget LBs and Jerry is intrigued
6-Big O-Linemen who could be timed by a sundial. As long as you are huge you could run a forty in 3 days and 15 hours and 5 minutes.Jerry will consider you and most likely try to make you a pulling guard.
7-Jerry has his favorites and so don't expect another TE with Jason Witten being signed. I am sure Jerry's nephew Tony Romo will be talked out of retirement soon. Also if you are some drunk lush like Johnny Manziel who can hang out with Jerry chasing strippers ,you could become the pick.
8-The Homer pick. Jerry gets worried that the Dallas fans are upset by his picks and some player from Texas who played at a Texas college will be selected.
9-Small college prospect. Jerry wants to show how smart he is and so some player who plays Division 3 football or even 8 man football Jerry will draft him.Not realizing this is the NFL not some bunch of guys who hang out at Hooter's over the weekend their apartment complex vs another apartment complex.
I will get the mock draft going on the next posts,but almost certain Shawn Oakman will be signed as a free agent....Barry Coefiled had cops pull guns on him after his DUI and so I am sure Jerry is interested.